On the day of my car accident, something strange popped into my head!!! Yukinoshita Yukino: Hikigaya-san, stop what you're doing or I'll call the police. Yuigahama Yui: Hikigaya, you're actually doing this to me!!! Kato Megumi: Hachiman-kun, this isn't okay~ Kasumigaoka Utaha: Junior, you can't do that. Sawamura Spencer Eriri: I treat you like a geek, and you're trying to do all this to me... Aoyama Nanami: Impure relationships with the opposite sex, no! Shiina Mashiro: Hachiman, you're my first... Hikigaya Hachiman: It's all the system's fault!!!