Standing in front of you is!

America's vagabond, a thorn in the side of the Pentagon and the White House, the universally recognized strongest mercenary, a legendary sniper, the pinnacle of commando, number one on the dark web's most wanted list, the king of the underworld, the god of death in war zones, the nightmare of special forces from all over the world, the godfather of the arms industry, and a loyal fan of Forbes billionaires...

What? Too long to remember?

Okay, my name is Lin Ge, and I’m not cheating!