Dewey Jones, transported to the magical world of Harry Potter, finds himself guilty of a major crime. As a Death Eater, he's been sentenced to prison, thrown into Azkaban, and upon his release, he has no other thought than to send those talented individuals who threw him into Azkaban to "learn a thing or two." "Gentlemen," Dewey says earnestly, "there's no such thing as true empathy in this world, so I urge you to experience the taste of losing your freedom." "Some birds are destined not to be caged, for every feather on their body shines with the light of freedom."