【HP】【Hogwarts】
Two years after his accidental time travel, Eric finally got his own sign-in system. So, starting from Diagon Alley, he embarked on the journey of becoming the most powerful wizard!
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Eric: "That Minister of Magic over there, I know where Sirius Black is."
Cornelius Fudge: ?
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Eric: "Principal, are you interested in making a deal?"
Dumbledore:?
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Death Eater (lying on the ground) (screaming at the top of his lungs): "What the hell do you want?!"
Eric sighed helplessly: "I really just want to talk to your boss."
Voldemort:?
Many years later, Rita Skeeter, who had become the editor-in-chief of the Daily Prophet, asked: "When you decided to study at Hogwarts, did you foresee that you would be successful at Hogwarts?"
Mr. Andy Hall, then Minister of Magic, President of the International Confederation of Wizards, Chief Wizard of the Wizengamot, and holder of the Order of Merlin, First Class, replied helplessly: "?"
"At the time I didn't know a single spell, and I didn't even know I was a wizard."
Rita Skeeter: "So how did you learn magic?"
Andy: "You guys didn't [beep]?"