I just beat Dark Souls 3, and the next second I became the Lord of the Abyss in another world! Bound to the [Firelink Dungeon], I'm invincible from the start, and I swear to create the fairest and most loving paradise for suffering in history!

But can someone tell me why the entire kingdom went on high alert just because I put a "Gundam" as a tutorial character?!

I threw a glowing stone because I was afraid players would get lost, but it was taken as the "ultimate guide of the evil god," attracting a bunch of archaeologists to study it at the cost of their lives! The most beautiful ice queen on the continent even knelt in front of me with the Imperial Seal of the State, begging me with tears in my eyes to delay the destruction of the world by even a little bit!

I'm dumbfounded. I really just wanted to see you guys roll, parry, and fight bosses, to experience the pure joy of gaming!

Looking at my sky-high "reputation" score in the system and the million-strong army kneeling outside the dungeon, I silently lit a cigarette, wanting to ask just one question:

"Um... anyone else want to try my new game? I'll give you a +10 artifact for your first clear, hey!"