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Born on the same day, just seconds apart, he and his brother had been by each other's side since they could remember. Surrounded by villains, instead of running away, he threw punches first. After finally driving the villains away, he carried his brother home, covered in bruises.

His back felt so warm...

"You have so many injuries, doesn't it hurt?"

"Silly little brother, as long as you call me brother, I won't feel any pain at all."

"real?"

"certainly."

...

P.S.: I will try my best to continue writing this book. Of course, I can't predict the future. If the support rate is low, it means I'm not doing well either. How far I go depends on the situation! Similarly, as long as I know you support me, I will persevere! Also, although the protagonist has changed, the early plot, especially the Shrek section, will overlap a lot with the original work. I will omit some parts, copy some parts, and add some parts.

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Main characters: Lu Chenye, Dai Mubai | Supporting characters: Tang San, Xiao Wu, etc. | Others: 1v1 original male lead, other pairings will remain unchanged.

Guan Xiaoyu accidentally travels to Douluo Continent, where she's bound to a bizarre "Judgment System." This system specifically targets reborn "stowaways." From elementary school students to square-dance aunties, from local thugs to ignorant lolita girls, beautiful women, social elites, and even homeless beggars, everyone is on its elimination list. The mission principles are incredibly pragmatic (and shameless): If you can defeat them, act cool. If you can't, then mount your horse and flee—the key to survival! As the saying goes, "A sword breaks a horse, and its eggs fall to the sky. Guan Yu possesses me for eternity. Sparing my life is a life of peace, and after my social death, I will become even more immortal."

You start with twin martial spirits: the Azure Dragon Crescent Blade (which comes with the help of Guan Yu's phantom, and has a bizarre configuration of nine spirit rings, making it stronger when facing a stronger opponent) and the aggressive Red Hare (which will kick and kick people if it disagrees with them).

Guan Xiaoyu had originally intended to keep a low profile and survive. However, the system quest refreshed: Target One: An elementary school student who had just finished school! As he rushed towards his target, he was met with a pencil flashing with armor-piercing power, leaving him questioning his fate. The system even whispered in his ear, gloating, "Dear~ Social death is also part of the judgment~"

From then on, Guan Xiaoyu was forced to embark on a hilarious and often suicidal journey of "cleaning up the house" on Douluo Continent. The sonic waves of square dancing women nearly shook him to death, thugs' street extortion tactics were hard to defend against, and an ignorant young woman summoned a candy house, leaving her dazed and stunned... Facing these bizarre opponents, Guan Xiaoyu, crescent-shaped blade in left hand and his fiery Red Hare in right, struggled to survive through a cycle of pretentious displays, frantic escapes, and occasional resignations.