Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.
“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”
…
A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.
“When was the happiest day of your life?”
There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.
“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”
“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”
Harry suddenly turned gloomy.
“Every Christmas.”
“Why is this?”
He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.
“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”
……
The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”
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ps: no system
ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter
ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)
After traveling to this world of supernatural powers where bloodline is paramount, I thought I could become a Long Aotian, but ended up becoming the Crouching Dragon in “Crouching Dragon and Phoenix”.
Me, D-level light system, advanced lighting.
My childhood sweetheart, D-level botany, advanced horticulture.
We are known as the two mascots of the college, and the useless CP is a perfect match.
Everyone thought I was weak and that my three-meter height was just an accident.
They don’t know that there is a system in my head that forces me to play a monster called "Yellow Monkey" every day.
So my daily routine is: This is so troublesome, this is so scary, I need to get off work.
Villain: "Die, you piece of shit!"
Me: (Inner thoughts: This guy is so noisy, he’s keeping me from going home to eat) “Oh my god, young people these days are so hot-tempered.”
The next second, a golden light flashed, and the world became clear...
Bai Mo, one of the twins of the Bai family of Ailimisie, was born together with Bai E.
No! What's the point of this? Or is it my...
Wait. Hey, this pink-haired priest's little feet...
No, hey, what the hell are you doing? Is this still Earth?
…
Miss Xilian, although you often break Bai E's and my snacks and toys in half and share them with us, can this thing really be torn? Bai Mo, like his name, looked at the half of the "Savior" card that had just been torn off in his hand.
This script is wrong!
…
Xilian: I have the ability to take others back to the past to watch historical fragments
Bai Mo: I have a golden finger that can gain other people's abilities by witnessing their death.
Author: I have an idea
Bai E: Six hundred and sixty-six, you’re cheating without me?
…
Iron Tomb? The "destruction" equation? If I calculate it again and the result is different, won't you be furious?
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Bai'e, my foolish savior brother. You fight Foehn, I'll fight Star Howl. Let's each try to give Nanook a big slap. Whoever slaps him first will be the older brother!
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at last
My name is Kamaslana.
I come from Omphalos, who has reincarnated thirty million times.
I am seeking answers to the first cause of life.
I carried heavy responsibilities, but I also learned to let go;
I accept the loss, but still choose to set off;
I acknowledge the price, and pay the price;
I love myself and define my own salvation!
Now, I have defined my path.
Star God, tell me - what is salvation?!
[Broken Iron] + [National Fortune] + [Yellow Spring] + [Big Black Tower]
(The score is low because it has just been released, please feel free to eat it~)
Huang Quan traveled through a parallel world and accidentally awakened the "role playing system". He played the role of Huang Quan and became a pioneer. The forbidden land of national destiny came and he was tasked with saving the Dragon Kingdom.
Arriving at the [Black Tower Space Station], the contestants used the sacred objects from various countries to summon their teammates.
The Eagle Country summoned the "Captain of the Eagle Country".
The Bear Country summoned "Catherine the Great".
Sakura Country summoned "Sasaki Kojiro".
Only when it comes to Huangquan does the style of painting suddenly change.
She rushed straight towards a purple puppet in the space station and accidentally summoned "Genius Club" #83, the Big Black Tower!
The foreigners laughed at him.
"What did the Dragon Country's Chuunibyou girl summon? A magical girl? I think they're quite a match!"
"Yoshi, Longguo's luck is really bad this time, it's guaranteed to die."
"Haha, what's so big about the black tower? Is it the hat?"
But in the desperate situation of the forbidden land of national destiny, two intertwined voices were heard.
"I mourn for the dead..."
"There are countless mysteries, but the answer is... nothing."
Foreigners were all defeated.
"Fuck, how come this magical girl is so strong? She can use a magic laser cannon???"
"There's something wrong with this middle school girl too. Why the hell did the screen go black when she used the ultimate?!"
"What kind of matching mechanism is this! Is Dragon Country using it???"
"I want to report it! Longguo is cheating!"
The Eagle Country captain looked at his vibranium shield that was split by a sword and said: "It's against the will of heaven, how can this be played?"
After traveling through time, Haramura Makoto always thought that he was nothing special.
Until that white-haired loli with devil horns and kimono appeared.
I actually traveled through time twice?
My ability is actually realm?
Why does the sun feel so warm?
"These are not very important, can you explain? Why are the leaders of these communities all girls, Makoto?" Shokuhou Misaki
The ongoing world of the anime - Academy City (returned many times) - The Heroic Tale of the Failed Knight (coming soon)