A single chat group connects Genshin Impact, Collapse Iron, and Juequ Zero! When the Abyss invades Nata, Dang Xing leads the three train crew members to fight on the Nata battlefield. Dang Ling and Zhe raise their hands to summon talismans to eliminate the Abyssal monsters, while Ying guards the rear to protect Paimon. Paimon says, "Don't charge so hard! Master Pai's wrench is smoking!" In Omphalos, when the Fire Thief's sword strikes Tian, a jade shield rises, followed by a falling star... In short, this is a novel that connects three worlds, and it absolutely doesn't want a tragic ending!!!

Su Li traveled to the Zero World of the Absolute Zone and started out playing the role of Morax. The higher the degree of his role, the richer the rewards he would receive.

[Task 1: Find the lost role-playing prop - bird cage! ]

【Task 2: Find a stable wallet! 】

[Task 3 (Daily Task): Walking the bird, listening to books, and drinking tea can improve the role-playing progress! ]

Su Li successfully joined the Cunning Rabbit House without asking for a salary, only a guest position.

From then on, there was a new idler on Liufen Street, who spent the whole day wandering around, drinking tea, walking his bird, watching DVDs, and keeping accounts.

Sister Ling: "That guest official is very generous and never uses the new guest experience coupons."

Shark girl: "One guest, two guests, three... Guest Su Li, haven't you applied the care cream yet?"

Zhu Yuan: "Su Li, I am willing to pay you ten times the salary to hire you as a guest consultant for the Criminal Investigation Special Service Team. From now on, you will be mine."

Billy danced with excitement: "I saw him summon the meteorite with my own eyes. It was real. He was like a living Star Knight."

Nicole was stunned when she saw the bills: "Su Li, how many bills did you record?"

Super detective, great adventurer, little dragon, super human... Martin, who becomes a new character every morning when he wakes up, came to the American comic world on his 18th birthday.

Superman: "Although the letters on his chest are different, Martin is indeed my half-brother!"

Flash: "Although I am the fastest man in the world, I am no match for Martin!"

Batman: "I can plan to include the whole world, but I can't do anything to Martin!"

Martin: "I'm just an adventurer passing by!"

Konoha + Bond + Funny + Passionate + Relaxed + Make up for regrets + No harem (single female)

"What is the will of Konoha?"

"The will of fire? No no no! It's my will!"

"One ninja world, five great powers! Isn't this a split? Isn't this a betrayal of the first Hokage?"

"Uzumaki Naruto! Peace can't solve the problem! The truth is only in our hands!"

"The third generation? Just a remnant of the old era! The new era has no ship that can carry him!"

"How did this Hokage's divine robe fall on me? You really hurt me!!!"

"In the name of Konoha! I! Ito Hirofumi! Declare war on the ninja world!!!"

Now standing in front of you is!

The bond of the reincarnation of Indra and Ashura!

The head of the Konoha gang!

The most powerful Hokage in the history of Konoha Village!

The fifth generation Hokage Ito Hirofumi!

The true emperor of the entire ninja world!

"Ding, the host is detected to be 30 years old, the system is about to start, do you confirm to start..."

......

"No no no no!!!!!!"

"The host's strong dislike is detected, the system enters the cooling down period, and the system can be unlocked by completing the tasks cumulatively. During the cooling down period, the host's age is punished to remain 30 years old..."

"???????"

In the second year of Konoha, Uchiha Madara, who was about to leave Konoha, was stopped by a curly-haired man. Uchiha Madara's face warmed up.

"Cousin, you don't have to persuade me, I'm determined to leave."

"My cousin, you are poor but rich, and there is nothing I can do to help you. Take these things with you, and don't wrong yourself when you go out."

Uchiha Gin stuffed a storage scroll into the other party and said goodbye with tears.

A few years later, Uchiha Madara, who had just captured the Nine-Tails, accidentally opened the scroll given by his cousin during his break. Looking at the piles of gold bricks and several ninja tools he had never seen before, he fell into deep thought.

This book is also known as "I Live Long in the Ninja World with a System Bug" and "A Centenarian Forced to Participate in the Fourth Ninja World War"

"Dad! Run! Mom is catching up!"

"Running as fast as I can!"

"Stop right there, you two! I told you not to fight in the house! My favorite vase! Blade One Yang!"

"Ahhhhhhh!" X2

Jin: Brother Kaido, Big Sister Lily and Miss Yamato are fighting again.

Quinn: It seems that Brother was training Miss Yamato and broke Big Sister's favorite vase.

Everyone: That's no wonder (covering face)

(The author was disgusted by the clowns in Wano Country in One Piece, and opened this book because he likes the character Kaido. This is a newcomer's work. If there is anything wrong, I hope you can point it out.)

My dear grandpa is actually a werewolf, the truth behind the Philosopher's Stone, and the back-up man behind the four founders.

None of this prevents Loren from being a bastard, having fun with Seamus, exchanging experiences with the twins, and explaining the weirdness of Quidditch...

This is a story about hanging out at Hogwarts.

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First Transfiguration Lesson

Loren: Look at that cat above, it looks so easy to touch.

Hermione: Heartbeat, in short, it is heartbeat.

five minutes later

Hermione: Loren! ! !

(PS: The three little ones are the same age, they don’t follow the main line of the original work, they don’t have a system, and they try their best not to be OOC.)

Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.

“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”

…

A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.

“When was the happiest day of your life?”

There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.

“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”

“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”

Harry suddenly turned gloomy.

“Every Christmas.”

“Why is this?”

He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.

“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”

……

The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”

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ps: no system

ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter

ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)