Yun Jiao is a legendary mermaid who accidentally traveled to a small fishing village in the 1980s. Her beauty is still there, but her body has shrunk. The beautiful mermaid has become a white and soft baby with short arms and legs. Her fish tail has degenerated into legs, but it doesn’t matter, she can still breathe in the sea water and she doesn’t need to learn how to swim and dive. Her ability to cry and turn into pearls is gone, but it doesn’t matter, she can look for pearls in the sea. She is no longer a mermaid, but she is still the darling of the ocean. Going out to catch fish, others have worked hard but can’t find anything valuable. She took her brothers to pick up big yellow croaker, lobsters as long as their arms, and even the coconut snails they picked up bloomed expensive flames.
Question: Beneath the starry sky, there stands a beauty. Her long black hair flows like eternal night, her bright eyes shimmer like the stars, her immense magic makes the world tremble, and her unparalleled beauty compels all beings to bow before her. Who is this beauty?
“That’s right, it’s me, the Queen of Witches, Dorothy!”
Deng Shirong was reborn and returned to the summer of 1980.
In his previous life, he didn't know people well and trusted the matchmaker too much, which resulted in unhappy marriages for his children. His two sons-in-law couldn't hold him up, and his several daughters-in-law made the family a mess.
In this life, he will personally take action to find partners for his children.
Several years later, I got together with some old friends. When the topic of whether their daughter-in-law was filial or not was discussed, the young old men couldn't help but boast.
Deng Shirong waited for them to brag enough, then took out his mobile phone and sent a message to WeChat Moments in front of them, saying that he was getting moldy after staying at home and wanted to go out for a walk.
The next moment, his five daughters-in-law living in different cities took turns calling him:
Eldest daughter-in-law: "Dad, where do you want to go? I'll go back to pick you up right away!"
Second daughter-in-law: "Dad, the bird's nest has just been built, and I'm about to go back to pick you up to have a look!"
Third daughter-in-law: "Dad, you have never been to Mount Hua among the Five Mountains. The weather is just right now. Can I go back to pick you up and play with you for a few days?"
Fourth daughter-in-law: "..."
Young daughter-in-law: "..."
This scene made several little old men who had just finished bragging were dumbfounded and their eyes were red with envy!
The current progress of the book: the eldest daughter-in-law is married, and the eldest daughter is married.
[This book focuses on matchmaking + food + daily life, with a strong local flavor, real prices, strong logic, and a eloquent writing style. It is a rare masterpiece of period literature. Don’t miss it when you pass by]
PS: There is already an old book "I Dislike No One in Matchmaking" with a high order of 36,000+. Those who are interested can check it out!
One-sentence synopsis: I traveled to 80 years old, and after being targeted by cannon fodder to read my mind, I found my godmother all over the country!
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Xu Jinning, who was pushed down the stairs by her step-sister, was transported into the complicated world of several books of the era with unhealthy views. The cannon fodder who had originally suffered a tragic fate could actually hear her voice!
Entering the police station [Uncle Long March was so miserable. He died trying to catch human traffickers, and his wife was so sad that the twins in her belly aborted! ] Turning around, Zhang Changzheng was promoted for his bravery in arresting human traffickers, and he wanted to recognize Xu Jinning as his goddaughter!
Entering the meat factory [Uncle Huang, there is swine fever this year, so you cannot raise pigs, otherwise you will lose money and your family will be destroyed! ] Turning around, the director of the meat factory switched to raising chickens, ducks and geese, making a lot of money, and he also wanted to accept Xu Jinning, a lucky star, as his goddaughter!
Save the little fool in the village [Xu Yu is just autistic. He can go to Beijing Hospital for treatment. There are opportunities for him there. He is not a fool, he is a genius! ] Many years later, Xu Jinning, who had already become Xu Yuqian’s sister, watched Xu Yu become a scientist!
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By the time Xu Jinning discovered that her voice could be read by cannon fodder, she already had many relatives all over the country and had connections wherever she went. Unknowingly, she had won!
System: Do you want to be your Shuangwen heroine?
Weiwei: No, I don’t want to.
System: Do you want to be the heroine of the favored article?
Weiwei: No, I don’t want to.
System: Do you want to have gold fingers and reach the pinnacle of life from now on?
Weiwei: No, I don’t want to.
System: What do you want?
Weiwei: I just want you to be a passerby, can you?
System: Congratulations to the host for passing the test, hope that in the next missions the host can keep in mind the original intention and be a good passerby?
Weiwei: God horse stuff? !
Author’s custom label: warm and clear water, easy
Xiao Yijing returned to the real world from a narrow escape from the infinite world, and got the reward from the system – a group of unfinished buildings!
Although the unfinished building is in dilapidated condition and a lot of waste is waiting to be done, Xiao Yijing resolutely chooses to put it in ruins. Whoever likes to get a job will get a job, anyway, I won’t get a job!
When I have time to grow vegetables, raise chickens, herd cattle, and feed pigs, my small life is very nourishing.
Eh? Let me expand the scale of farming? ——No, it’s too troublesome!
What? Want to live here? ——Yes, you can settle the house by yourself.
ha? Do you want to help with work? ——Okay, you can handle it yourself!
By the time Xiao Yijing came back to her senses, the people who worked at their own expense had already gone to the sky, and the unfinished building was unknowingly revived!
(There is a male protagonist, but there are very few emotional scenes)