[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

Shen Lang, carrying the "Divine Elephant Suppressing Prison Technique," transmigrated to the world of "Covering the Sky." Just as he was about to bring a small shock to the people of "Covering the Sky," he was suddenly pulled into a chat group. The chat group was full of himself. Shen Lang was dumbfounded. It turned out that he was not only the protagonist of a fanfiction with cheat codes, but also a transmigrator? Even more incredible, in each world, in addition to the chat group, he also had cheat codes. Shen Lang in "Swallowing the Stars": Borrowing the Martial God, borrowing the Fruit of the Future, obtaining the Great Success Method, enjoying the results first, and making up for the cultivation later... Shen Lang in "Battle Through the Heavens": Virtual space, simulated cultivation, becoming a top alchemist in one second, adding points to become a saint! ... Xiao Yan, Luo Feng, and Ye Fan were all dumbfounded: "Holy crap, there are cheat codes!" This chat group can also travel to the worlds of other group members? "Fanzi (Fengzi, Yanzi), bro will take you to a dungeon..." (Currently, the world is tentatively set as...)

The dragon-riding clan was reborn in the elf world, but was abducted by a colorful giant turkey that fell from the sky.

But when he was caught by the Phoenix King and brought to an open space, he saw the little kids beside him and the old man with an ice sculpture mask in front of him, and he suddenly realized it.

It seems that he was chosen by the Pokémon super boss.

Join Team Rocket and stir up trouble! Break into Galar and take away Infinite!

The legendary trainer Red, the four kings of Kanto who have a morbid dream of betraying the alliance, the ambitious hero Sakaki, the intersection of reality and ideals, the three hegemons of the sea, land and air, the collision of time and space...

Transmigrating to the world of anime, the system rewards a complete set of Devil Fruits. First, recruiting a small helper made of binchotan charcoal. Then, looking at the familiar anime heroines from his past life, Xia Tian says he just wants a sweet everyday life. Yukinoshita Yukino, Yui, Miyazono Kaoru, and why is there also Mrs. Fueguchi Ryoko, Touka, and Miko? Whether you're ghouls, monsters, or evil spirits, if you don't let me live my normal life, I'll destroy you all with a thunderclap. Setting up a random stall, how could it have ended up in Beika Street, Yahara, and the pitch-black Tokyo? Natsume Reiko, a loli blinded by the enterovirus, is a warm and caring person. Xia Tian respects the fate of others, but will intervene when he sees someone unhappy.

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world as a poor, low-income household?

Summer Pond (Xia Chi) thinks it wouldn’t be so bad to just raise a few cute Pokémon and live a plain but happy life.

But what the heck is this suddenly awakened Hex System?!

[Magical Masked Meow]

[Equipment: Trinity Force] (+33% Physical Attack, Special Attack, Physical Defense, Special Defense, Speed, HP)

[Equipment: Ember Crown] (+70% Spellcasting Speed, +10% Extra Damage; Skills inflict Burn effect on targets)

[Synergy: Grass Type (6)] — At the start of battle, increases Physical Attack, Physical Defense, and HP by 1% per second, up to a max of 200%. When the limit is reached, summon the Tree of Life!

[Synergy: Dark Type (6)] — Defeating opponents lets you collect Fear Points, each...

Traveling through the world of American comics, Locke Kent thought he would be able to wait for the golden finger and travel the universe.

After waiting for twenty-five years...

What I ended up with was a long list of tax bills.

Penniless, he had no choice but to farm with his cousin Jonathan Kent.

Actually, it would be nice to be a farmer and hug Superman’s thighs, right?

However...

In the first harvest year.

Fate brought good news and bad news.

Good news:

Goldfinger is finally online

The bad news:

This first "hack" that arrived 25 years late was actually—

A blond baby with a star birthmark and a strange stone mask

[Ding! Adoption successful: Dio Brando]

【Please ensure the healthy growth of your character physically, mentally, physically, aesthetically, and labor-intensively! 】

Locke: “?”

Many years later—

The Savior of Gotham finally takes a break from his busy schedule to visit his old father who is working hard on the farm.

"Father, recognize me, I will surpass..."

"Bang!"

Looking at Dio who was knocked down by him using Star Platinum: Beyond Heaven.

Locke shook his head helplessly.

"Dio..."

"Dad, I'm just a farmer trying to protect his wheat fields from his unfilial son."

......

Current adopted characters:

"Savior of the Evil" - Dio

"Eight Trigrams: Fire of Separation" - Holy Lord

I traveled through time and space to become Naruto and Sasuke's classmate next door, but there's no trace of him. Clearly a supporting role, I felt like this was the end of my life, and whether I became a ninja or not didn't matter anymore. Until... Good news: My random "Shadow Clone Technique" worked! Bad news: It wasn't my clone... Good news: My clone was Kaguya Ōtsutsuki, the ancestor of chakra! Bad news: It had no chakra at all, its pupils were at the bottom of its power, and it had no Outer Path Demon Statue. It was just a "painted skin" of the poorest of the poorest Kaguya... Good news: It wasn't just Kaguya, my "Shadow Clone Technique" seemed to be completely random every time I used it...

I have traveled through time, please speak for me!

As soon as Shen Xiu squatted down, he turned into a tree in the dark fairy tale multiverse.

Speak up! You must speak up!

Here, there is a weird fairy tale world

When the alarm clock rings, the lumberjack of Gouxiongling will walk out of his cabin and chop down trees with his electric saw. Every tree seems to bleed, but who knows if it is a tree?

The sheepless ghost village on the grassland is strangely filled with sheep every night, but are there really sheep under the sheepskin?

The bloody Little Red Riding Hood in the fairytale town took off the Little Red Riding Hood. Was it the hat that was taken off, or was it the…

There was a cooking competition in the palace, but there wasn't a single chef to be seen. All that was left was the steaming hot pot and the aroma of meat...

In the endless underwater world, a headless starfish always appears silently, and countless eyeballs always surface at night...

Every distorted dark fairy tale world makes people feel desperate

Fortunately, after everyone traveled through time, everyone was able to gain an ability.

And Shen Xiu's ability is called [Evil God Fabrication]!

"Unknown liquid + own bark + Bear Ridge mud = filthy earth spirit"

"Hybrid Monster: Super Invincible Monster's Tentacles + Twisted Monster's Head + Your Own Hand = The Twisted Hand of All Things"

"Broken goat horn + gray wolf skin + strange ghost money = the ghost two-headed demon"

"Owl's Wing Feather + Genius Wei's Eyeball + Mother Bear's Eyeball + Contaminated Chain = Angel's Eye"

When countless weird things are created by him, he becomes the evil god!

"Dark fairy tale? Can it be darker than me?"

"The Nameless One! The One to whom all things are one! Blind and foolish God! Come forth!"

"I've never been happy being a ninja." Once the greatest cursed tool maker and now widely recognized as the greatest puppeteer, Scarlet Yellow Carp's words couldn't be more sincere. He simply enjoys studying various techniques, including ninjutsu, but that doesn't mean he harbors any undue inclination towards the profession of ninja. "Yes, that's right. Those puppets and forbidden techniques are simply my personal hobby, not directed against anyone." "In fact, while the overall structure of this 'Mecha God' follows the basic concept of puppetry, its energy system based on cursed energy reactions is more suited to my habits than puppets that require additional equipment bays to expand their application and attack range." What habits? Of course, it's the ability to overcome difficulties with numerical calculations without further discussion...