【Cultivation + daily comedy + side face transfer + face slap + Lao Liu + Gou Dao. 】

Everyday funny, humorous and witty conversation, and a slow-paced main story.

After Han Changkong traveled to the world of immortal cultivation, he discovered that the owner of this body had been injured and became a disabled person in order to help the sect find the Sword of Heaven.

Finally he died in his own cave.

After traveling through time, Han Changkong activated the golden finger, which allowed him to transfer his own negative energy to the enemies who wanted to kill him.

"Damn, the enemy seems to be unable to hold on any longer. Big brother, hold on a little longer! I'm about to break through!"

"I want this technique that allows you to quickly cultivate by sacrificing your lifespan."

Brother, you are injured, take the pill quickly, or I will give you the pill?

Then he took out a bunch of healing pills and gave them to his enemies.

Senior Sister: "No? You gave healing pills to the enemy?"

"Senior Sister, the enemy is also a human being. This is called boundless love."

I thought to myself: If I really die, where can I find such a tough enemy?

Han Changkong just wants to survive and thrive, just wants to be a local emperor, just wants to have 30,000 beauties in his harem, and has no desire to make progress.

【Slow Heat + No System】【Farming Development】【Bloodline Warrior】

The soul travels through the primitive world and comes to another world!

Here Wang Chuang discovered that witches really existed, the tribe had guardian spirits, and bloodline warriors had tattoos on their bodies.

The hunters of the tribe said: The outside world is full of ferocious beasts, the sky is the territory of dragons and birds, and the water is an amphibians' paradise.

But when he walked out of the Qilin Mountains, he found that everything had changed...

Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"

The prince of the dynasty: I have a nine-star spiritual vein, which can help me awaken a powerful imperial body! The son of the holy land: I have a holy spiritual vein, which can help me awaken an unparalleled holy body! The prince of the imperial clan: I have an emperor spiritual vein, which can help me awaken the strongest emperor body! Nanchen sneered, "Hahaha, that's all. I have the divine vein of the ancestor of heaven, which allows me to awaken infinite physiques. Wait, let me count how many physiques I have..." "It seems that I really can't count them!" "Hehehe, prince? Son of God? Son of the emperor? Still not trembling?" "Those witches, fairies, why don't you prostrate yourself and worship?"

(Gou Dao, traditional cultivation, there are women but no heroine, killing decisively)

A social beast of burden, Liang Yun was lucky enough to be chosen by the God of Goods. Once he traveled to the world of immortal cultivation, he was a genius with the dual spirits of wind and fire. However, that traveler did not have the golden finger immortal cultivation AI system to serve you.

What materials are needed for the Foundation Building Pill?

[Cultivation AI: The Star Building Pill is a third-grade elixir, primarily used to help cultivators enter the Foundation Building stage. It contains Chalcedony Grass and Centennial Polygonatum...]

[What is this magic weapon (photo)]

[Xiu Xian AI: This treasure is called Qing Xing Sword, it is a magical weapon with wind and wood attributes. When you swing the sword, it creates a wind blade...]

[I am now somewhat confident of breaking through to the Purple Palace]

[Xiu Xian AI: Based on the host's current strength and resource reserves, we can infer...]

Technology changes life and technology changes destiny.

The Immortal Cultivation AI system will make your path to immortality no longer confusing. (This novel is purely handwritten)

Farming and Immortality Cultivation Novels. I have extensive experience in writing farming and immortality cultivation novels. At some point, I wrote a small, exquisite farming and immortality cultivation novel by Qianjun, and I am familiar with the writing logic of farming novels.

A menial disciple of the Xuan Diao Sect, awakened his wisdom from his previous life, and obtained a fishing enlightenment system. He became stronger when fishing. He can become stronger by fishing himself, he can become stronger by watching others fishing, and he can also become stronger when others come to his pond to fish!

Come on, come on, come and take advantage of the boss. The boss is laughing out loud because of his loss!

Travel through the world of The Return of the Condor Heroes and become the protagonist Yang Guo.

Thinking of the upcoming scene of the late Southern Song Dynasty, with its stormy and chaotic times, Yang Guo was paralyzed!

No, as a modern office worker, why did you ask me to travel through time? My fried chicken, my French fries, my happy water, all gone.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, the Fishing of the Heavens system was activated.

[Congratulations to the host, you obtained the Nine Yang Magical Art by fishing]

[Congratulations to the host, you got the Dugu Nine Swords by fishing]

[Congratulations to the host, you gained one year of training experience by fishing]

From then on, Yang Guo's strength increased rapidly. He had all the skills and internal strength, soldiers, money and food, and steam and technology all exploded.

What? Decades later, the Mongolian army marched south to capture Xiangyang City, leading to Guo Jing and his wife dying for their country?

Sorry, I can’t wait that long. My subordinates are already impatient to put the imperial robe on me!

[Ding! Host's strong desire for change detected. Defective version of the Groupon System activated!]

[Three "junk" items of the same grade detected: broken animal bone, rotten medicinal residue, and incomplete talisman. Should they be fused?]

"yes!"

[Ding! Fusion successful! Congratulations, host, you have obtained one "Mortal-grade Low-level [Body Tempering Pill]"!]

What? What others see as trash can all be transformed into treasures in my hands?

Then wouldn't this endless mountain of garbage be my supreme treasure trove!

Cultivators in this world emphasize calming the mind and focusing the spirit, engaging in secluded and arduous training, often for ten or even a hundred years. Lin Ye transmigrated here and became an ordinary outer disciple in a sect, busy with sect missions every day, with no time for meditation and cultivation.

Just when he was in despair, the [Cultivation Background AFK System] awakened.

[The martial art technique "Iron Sand Palm" has been detected. Create a background task?]

"yes."

While Lin Ye was eating in the cafeteria... [Iron Palm has been automatically practiced for 1 hour, proficiency +10.]

While Lin Ye was chopping wood at the mountain gate... [Iron Palm has been automatically practiced for 3 hours, proficiency +30, and the key to internal strength has been grasped.]

While Lin Ye was sleeping in bed... [The Iron Palm technique has been automatically cultivated for 8 hours, reaching the minor completion stage!]

While others are in seclusion, he is living life.

While others were diligently studying, he was slacking off.

Until one day, a formidable enemy from the sect attacked, and everyone thought disaster was imminent. Lin Ye silently glanced at his backend panel:

"Golden Bell Cover": Perfect (365 days of idle time)

"Chasing Wind Sword Technique": Perfected (AFK for 180 days)

The Burning Heaven Heart Sutra: Completed (999 days of continuous use)

Lin Ye sighed: "Cultivation... is it really that simple?"

Suddenly, a portal to a world of immortals appeared in the bedroom! People cheered for the sliver of spiritual energy leaking from behind the portal, while Zhang Qing stepped through to explore a vaster world. While people on Earth fought over the occasional spiritual herb, Zhang Qing was already stuffing handfuls into his pockets. While some were basking in the glory of breaking their physical limits, Zhang Qing was already striving for immortality. When aliens discovered the source of the spiritual energy tens of thousands of light-years away and arrived on Earth, the immortal Zhang Qing was waiting for them.