On the day of my car accident, something strange popped into my head!!! Yukinoshita Yukino: Hikigaya-san, stop what you're doing or I'll call the police. Yuigahama Yui: Hikigaya, you're actually doing this to me!!! Kato Megumi: Hachiman-kun, this isn't okay~ Kasumigaoka Utaha: Junior, you can't do that. Sawamura Spencer Eriri: I treat you like a geek, and you're trying to do all this to me... Aoyama Nanami: Impure relationships with the opposite sex, no! Shiina Mashiro: Hachiman, you're my first... Hikigaya Hachiman: It's all the system's fault!!!

Meng Xing, after a second time travel, arrives in Teyvat with a maxed-out combat account, expressing his desire for a retirement life free to do as he pleases! Follow your heart, focusing on achieving enlightenment through a single thought! The regrets of the Liyue immortals? Make amends! Resurrect my... ugh. Guizhong, the immortals, the Yakshas, ​​the Great Compassion Tree King, your souls have returned! Return when I tell you to. Break the game with violence, focusing on a no-holds-barred approach. Winter? Monsters? Abyss? Heaven's law? Too lazy to even think about it!

Transported into the world of magic, a spirit knocks on his door and Xia Liu is a bit panicked!

Fortunately, I've awakened the Life Choice System!

_**【 Choice 1: Deeply lock eyes with Gojou Satoru for ten seconds. Reward: Mangekyo Sharingan! 】**_

_**【 Choice 2: There are many eyes on the corpse, randomly poke two of them blind. Reward: Domain.Black Flash Octagonal Cage! 】**_

[Choice 3: Let Mingming Plate's twin tails and deepen the conversation~ Reward: Tsukuyomi!]

In the incident in Shibuya, Xia Liu went mad! Earth Explosion Heavenly Star, Infinite Tsukuyomi, and Sukuna Hou who can push everything aside...

Demon: "Who is the villain here?!"

Tiger Stick: "I thought that Gojou Satoru-sensei was invincible, but Xia Liu is even more ferocious than him!"

Lupin: "Xia Yao, is there a second Class 5 Magical Artifact? I want to arrange one for Xia Liu."

Sukuna: "Sorry... Lord Xia Liu, I couldn't make you happy..."

Cursed Spirit: "Hurry up! The old and the young first!"

Sukuna is very strong? He obeys after eating a few illusions? How many eyes are there in this world that he won't be deceived by illusions?

What? Lu Ziyun, who was the strongest four hundred years ago, doesn't submit? Then shut him up in seclusion!

Bujutsu Gekaiha? No, no, no, it's Bujutsu Kekaiha!

The kaleidoscope of life? 2.5 Gojou Satoru? Gundam Gojou Satoru? All will cease to exist!

[Domain: Black Flash Octagonal Cage] Three Fists Shattered the King of Curse World's Dream!

Lin An travels through a pseudo-daily anime world and binds himself to the late-night canteen system.

As long as he clocks in every day, he can get food rewards from all over the world.

The “food” he obtained can be devoured and used for his own purposes as long as he eats it!

Makima calls him the Food Demon, the Food Demon, and is fascinated by him.

Gao Qie created an exclusive story for him.

Kamishiro Rize only had his eyes on him.

He was more like a brother than a brother who only cared about his brother’s frame.

Erina Kirihara pesters for food, calling Totsuki trash.

Mai Sakurajima and Utaha Kasumigaoka come to the store every day to check in for inspiration.

The two dragon maids beside him were also helping out in the store.

Lin An loves this daily farming life, but faced with the not-so-normal environment around him, he can only say that if he is not allowed to farm, he will plant his enemies in the fields!

Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.

But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!

[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]

From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!

Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."

The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.

Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.

The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!

When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.

Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:

"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."

"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."

"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"

He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!