Ye Zixu traveled through the prehistoric world and successively took in seven disciples.

He had planned to train his seven disciples to be skilled so that he could live a carefree life in the prehistoric world, detached from worldly affairs.

But to his surprise, his seven disciples were too good at causing trouble!

Hongjun preached, and the prayer mats of Jieyin and Zhunti were stolen, and the Three Pure Ones were beaten.

During the Lich War, instead of fighting each other, the two races united and launched an attack on the west. The two Western Saints went mad!

Before the Shang and Zhou dynasties even went to war during the Investiture of the Gods, all the disciples of the Chan and Jie sects were listed on the Investiture of the Gods, and the Three Pure Ones went mad!

Several times, Ye Zixu's good disciples brought female cultivators to see him, asking, "Master, do you want a Daoist partner?"

"Master, we want a mistress!"

Looking at the abducted female cultivator, Ye Zixu's lips twitched uncontrollably:

...

"Ding! Primordial Sign-in System: Sign-in successful for today. Reward: All items in the courtyard gain +1 spiritual energy."

"Ten-year term complete, mission accomplished, system self-destructing!"

ah?

Hearing the same useless notification voice in his head that hadn't changed in a decade, Su Yang grumbled as he packed his bag. Although there had been a slight change, it was still too pathetic. From 0 to 1?

"King Zhou is heading to Nuwa's Palace. If we don't run now, we'll be turned to ashes by the battle between the sages!"

"The system self-destructed... What's the use of +1 spiritual energy now!"

"Damn it!"

Just as he was about to leave, two figures blocked the doorway. The one in the lead was burly and strong. Wasn't he the dissolute nephew that his elder brother had mentioned before his death?

Su Yang instantly flew into a rage, pointing his finger at him and cursing, "You bastard! Your father has been dead for ten years and you're only coming back now? The grass on his grave is already three feet tall! Get in here now and kneel down in front of your father's spirit!"

Meanwhile, Di Xin, the ruler of the Shang Dynasty whom he had been cursing, was utterly shocked and stared intently at the chicken digging in the yard.

That...that's...the legendary Chaos Fire Phoenix?!

We still have to accept this cheap uncle...

Who is the most tragic innate saint in the primordial world? The Demon Master Kunpeng is definitely a contender for second or even first. His prayer mat was stolen from Zixiao Palace, missing his chance to become a saint; his own fortune was lacking, and he didn't even possess a single top-grade innate spiritual treasure; Dijun and Taiyi bullied him, and after being beaten, he was forced to join the demon race, ultimately becoming a mere supporting character in the grand scheme of things. Lin Bei transmigrated to the primordial world and merged with the yet-to-be-conscious Kunpeng. This time, he will live a different life as Kunpeng. He will seek out the Three Immortal Islands, and seek opportunities overseas; he will not lose his position in Zixiao, and will rely on the Xuanmen; the script he created is an immortal script that will be passed down throughout the primordial world, not a demon script limited to the demon race. I am Beiming, my Daoist name is Kunpeng, and my immortal script is universally applicable throughout the primordial world.

Yu Yuan transmigrated to the prehistoric world and swallowed the unformed Di Jun and Dong Huang in one gulp.

Is he going to follow in their footsteps?

Damn it! He's not going to participate in the Lich Wars!

So he stayed on the Sun Star, spending his days watching birds and drinking tea.

Who knew that the Witch Clan would become increasingly powerful, and the entire prehistoric world would kneel and beg him to come out of seclusion.

Nuwa: "If Fellow Daoist Yuyuan does not become the Demon Emperor, our demon race will perish!"

Zhen Yuanzi: "Fellow Daoist, you still have the mood to drink tea? The primordial world is a scene of utter devastation!"

Hongjun immediately turned red and warmed up, then ran to the Sun Star to invite him: "If you don't come, Heaven will make arrangements for me!"

Li Yuan transmigrated to the primordial world and became a mediocre innate deity—[Eternal Evergreen Soar]—and obtained the cheat code [Seed of Cause and Effect].

At the end of the Great Calamity of Longhan, everyone was bloodthirsty and killing each other, but he was secretly doing landscaping.

Demon Ancestor Rahu intended to destroy the West and perish together with it, but Li Yuan preemptively patched the earth's veins with "life patches".

After the explosion, Hongjun stared blankly at the partially shattered Western Paradise, yet Heavenly Merit surged towards Li Yuan. Hongjun now owed Li Yuan a great karmic debt.

From then on, Li Yuan lived a happy life in the prehistoric world, deceiving fellow Daoists and fleecing the Heavenly Dao.

Li Yuan: Hahaha! Merit? Oh my, it's all mine!

"Huh? Where did this merit come from? Never mind, I must have made a huge contribution! Thank you, Boss Heaven, for the salary!"

Heaven's Way: ? ? ? It's you again?

He transmigrated into the primordial world and became Hongjun. Originally, he just wanted to avoid following the old path and avoid the fate of being locked in a dark room in Zixiao Palace for a long time by trying to merge with the Dao. But something gradually went wrong.

I just assigned myself, a primordial deity, the gender of this world as male. Rahu, don't follow my example and transform into a woman just for a little bit of merit and fortune. That's going too far.

I just created the Great Luo Path and formed a false body with the past, but what are you doing, Beast King? I'm really not a member of the ferocious beast clan.

What does it mean when Rahu stares at his avatar with such a fierce gaze? If you continue like this, don't blame me for being impolite.

When Han Tian awoke from Zixiao Palace, he discovered that he had possessed the body of a powerful being and was facing a joint scheme by Hongjun Ancestor and the Heavenly Dao. He had to be aware of everything around him, and everyone present was an enemy...

"We must confront them head-on, and we absolutely cannot back down!"

"I possess countless treasures, capable of vanquishing demons and monsters!"

"Giving Pangu a little blood isn't too much to ask, is it?"

"Let's set a small goal first: to become the supreme ruler of the Hongmeng world?"

"What? There's an even bigger world beyond Hongmeng... Holy crap, this can't be real, right?"

...

"Hehehe! Trying to outsmart me? That's impossible." Han Tian surveyed the Purple Cloud Palace, his gaze penetrating deep into the clouds, where he spotted a somewhat overweight, slightly balding old man.

"I never thought this eel could be so deceitful... If it weren't for my quick thinking, I probably would have been stewed in one pot!"

Qin Hao unexpectedly transmigrated to the primordial world and became the treasured artifact of the Western Sect—the Twelve-Petaled Golden Lotus of Merit. Knowing the plot well, he understood that if he didn't quickly take human form, he would inevitably be refined into a magical artifact. To break free from the predetermined fate, he had to defy destiny before Hongjun discovered it!

He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

…

My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”

[No system] [Multiple female leads] [No conspiracy theories]

"Your Majesty, I have two plans to subdue the Eastern King! One is a scheme to trap the Eastern King! The other is the legendary plan to backstab the King!"

"Your Majesty, Demon Emperor! Have you ever heard of a strange beast called the Six-Eyed Flying Fish...?"

"Your Majesty, Demon Emperor! I am a civil official, not skilled in martial arts!"

"Your Majesty the Demon Emperor! I observe that the Eastern King is wicked and the Ancestral Witch is without strategy. This primordial world should rightfully be ruled by my Demon Court!"

"Your Majesty the Demon Emperor! Trust me! That Taiyin Star God will surely affect your fortune! I'm not afraid, let me handle this!"

......

On the day of the heavenly wedding, Chen Xuan was left with Xihe and right with Chang Xi.

"I, Yao Ting, am loyal!"

......

Here, Kunpeng didn't want to be a lone wolf, so he sacrificed himself to join the demon race.

Here, Hongyun has not received a futon, nor has she been burdened by karma.

Here, Yuanshi prioritizes personal relationships and disregards the laws of Heaven...

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