Archaeologist Jiang He journeys through the prehistoric world and is forced to bind himself to a system known as a "Trick Master"—the more reckless his disciples become, the richer their rewards!

First imparted with the "Stepping on the Heavenly Dao Sutra," a chubby young man in the Body Tempering Realm devours the Jade Void Palace's most precious treasure. Then, with the "Punching the Hongmeng Art," three disciples summon the Purple Sky Divine Thunder to pursue the sage!

When a Western sect secretly records "Jiang He's Quotations" to sow discord among the Xuanmen, and the system reveals Pangu's evil intentions

—Jiang He sneers and summons the Master's Morality Array: "Heavenly Punishment? That's a teaching aid from my Exploding Heaven Gang!"

(Keywords: Anti-Routine Prehistoric World + Master-Disciple Bond + Heavenly Tribulation Perpetual Motion Machine)

He transmigrated to the primordial world, only to become the unfortunate Ao Bing, skinned and dismembered by Nezha. He didn't aspire to sainthood, but he also refused to let the dragon race become delicacies for the gods! Fortunately, he awakened a "Listen to Advice System" and joined the Heavenly Chat Group, where listening to advice could make him stronger. However, the group members seemed somewhat unreliable, offering increasingly outrageous suggestions. Furness and Thor, not particularly bright, were one thing, but then there was Han Laomo, who taught him the true meaning of mastering the art of survival! But how did Tom and Jia Xu even get into the group?! ... Jia Xu: "My lord, I have a plan!" Ao Bing: "No, you don't!"

[Humorous + Thrilling + No Female Lead]

Tongtian No. 1: I, Tongtian, will never establish a religion;

Tongtian No. 2: I, Tongtian, will never become a saint;

Tongtian No. 3: I, Tongtian, will never be deified;

Dongwanggong: I will establish the strongest Heavenly Court;

Zhao Gongming: I will expose Hongjun's conspiracy;

When time travelers arrive in the primordial world, they inevitably claim to be righteous and take it upon themselves to overthrow Hongjun's rule.

To this, Hongjun could only say: I'm really not a villain.

Time traveler: I won't listen! I won't listen! You old geezer, you're so wicked!

...

When I woke up, I actually traveled through time and became one of the ten innate spiritual roots in the prehistoric world.

The explosion of the Western Spiritual Vein is imminent. After this catastrophe, one will be led to practice the Six Pure Bamboos...

There was no time left, and it was impossible to transform. Kuzhu had no choice but to embark on a path of stealing the origin of the ancient world and creating his own path.

In this ancient world, the devil is stealing, the way of heaven is stealing, and Hongjun is also stealing. What’s the harm if I add one more?

"I am invincible in the world, why should I practice the Way of the Loser?"

"Billions of beings are nothing but ants before me!"

Su He returns to the real world with the help of the laws of time and space,...

Gu Changqing traveled through time and became a disciple of the Sage Tongtian. He was born with a sword heart and also integrated the great way of wine.

Just by drinking, one can improve his cultivation, comprehend various magical skills, the charm of the Tao, and even reach the pinnacle of swordsmanship!

As a result, Jiejiao had a Drunken Sword Immortal who enjoyed drinking all day long.

I have been drunk for thousands of years, what year is it tonight?

When the catastrophe of the Conferred Gods came, Jiejiao encountered a crisis.

Gu Changqing walked out drunkenly with a sword in hand.

"I have a sword that can split the sky apart. Who among the immortals can stop me?"

"If Heaven had not given me Gu Changqing, the path of swordsmanship would have been like a long night forever!"

Gu Changqing, with his sword, killed millions of immortals and almost destroyed the three religions!

Hongjun: "Sword slaying millions of immortals, you call that a drunkard?"

Yuanshi: "It's bad, coming towards me?"

Tongtian: “…”

Lin Fan transmigrated to the primordial world, becoming the first white cloud of the innate realm, and joined the Yunxiao Sect of the Jie Sect. After a thousand years of arduous cultivation, he finally attained the Golden Immortal Dao Fruit! Just as the Investiture of the Gods calamity was approaching, he pondered deeply how to find a glimmer of hope for the Jie Sect and reverse its destined tragic fate. Just then—Ding! [Chat group system connected.] [Ding, Han Li has joined the chat group.] [Ding, Ye Fan has joined the chat group.] [Ding, Xiao Yan has joined the chat group.] [Ding, Xu Qi'an has joined the chat group.] Lin Fan stared blankly at the interface that suddenly appeared in his mind, and at the group of newly formed "newbies." "Wait... System, are you lost? I've already..."

[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Lin Xuan traveled to the ancient world, activated the invincible heavenly system, and reached the invincible realm of the Great Dao, but he didn't know it.

The dog he raised looked like a country dog ​​because it ate the food he cooked every day, but it was actually at the saint level.

The fruits and tea trees he planted were influenced by him every day and were more terrifying than the ten innate spiritual roots.

One day, the system left, and Lin Xuan wailed, feeling that as a mortal, there was no way he could survive the impending Conferred God Tribulation. The mortal and the local dog depended on each other for survival, and they hunted for a living.

But he never expected that the slingshot would shoot down a big bird - it was Kunpeng, the master of all monsters.

The three realms were shaken, and powerful people came to pay homage to this seemingly ordinary courtyard, thinking that Lin Xuan was an extremely powerful person.

This is such a joke! Lin Xuan feels like a mortal who just wants to survive...

[Primordial Era + Multiple Choice Questions + Strategic Planning for Humanity + No Conspiracy Theories]

Lin Cang went to the national highway to cosplay as a speed bump and traveled to the prehistoric world, where he became a sea-stabilizing pearl.

Legend has it that there are thirty-six Sea-Stabilizing Pearls, and when combined into a set, they are comparable to innate treasures!

Lin Cang transformed into human form with the Sea-Stabilizing Pearl and was given the name Cangyuan by Heaven and Earth!

Just then, the "Choice of Fate" system awakened, and Cangyuan could receive rewards simply by answering multiple-choice questions.

"Choose to abduct the supreme innate spiritual treasure, the Pure World White Lotus. Reward: Coordinates of Penglai Immortal Island. Ultimately, obtain the acquired merit treasure—the Primordial Measuring Ruler!"

"Choose to become Tongtian's disciple and join the Jie Sect, becoming the fifth outer disciple. Reward: A superior-grade innate spiritual treasure—the Innate Water Spirit Pearl!"

"Choose to seize a sliver of hope for humanity, and guide the entire human race into the myriad realms within your body. Reward: Heaven-Covering Array (capable of shielding Heavenly Dao-level deductions and perceptions)!"

"Choose to save the Little Golden Crow, reward: Zhou Tian Star Array!"

"choose…………"

Cangyuan eventually merged the essence of the thirty-six Sea-Stabilizing Divine Pearls, elevating himself to the top-tier innate divine level, and opened up the thirty-six heavenly worlds within his body!

And before the calamity of humanity arrives, they will transfer humanity to the Thirty-Six Heavens.

When the demon race's heavenly court was preparing for a large-scale massacre of humans, they were dumbfounded. They couldn't find any humans in the vast prehistoric world.

The Six Saints were also dumbfounded when they found out.

Where did all those humans go?

Cangyuan: "I don't know, where did it go?"

The Eastern Emperor bestowed a treasure, and Kongtong Mountain surrendered itself.

Planning for the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, the human race must strive to become strong!

During the final battle to establish the gods, heaven and earth fell silent: "When did you attain the Primordial Dao Fruit?"

Cangyuan: "I don't know."