[Humorous + Thrilling + No Female Lead]

Tongtian No. 1: I, Tongtian, will never establish a religion;

Tongtian No. 2: I, Tongtian, will never become a saint;

Tongtian No. 3: I, Tongtian, will never be deified;

Dongwanggong: I will establish the strongest Heavenly Court;

Zhao Gongming: I will expose Hongjun's conspiracy;

When time travelers arrive in the primordial world, they inevitably claim to be righteous and take it upon themselves to overthrow Hongjun's rule.

To this, Hongjun could only say: I'm really not a villain.

Time traveler: I won't listen! I won't listen! You old geezer, you're so wicked!

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[Alternative Prehistoric World] + [Over 10,000 Updates Daily] + [Go Forward] After becoming Tongtian and foreseeing the plot of the Conferred Gods, I've finally realized it! Founding a religion? 996 is no match for fishing! I disbanded the Jiejiao that same day and spread the word about "career templates." As a result, the entire prehistoric world has become my spiritual follower!

Nuwa: Fat Cat, you can usually bully those innate divine beasts and innate gods who have no backing. Who told you to insult the saint?

Don't you know your own capabilities?

Fat Cat, I don't mind if you usually go fishing, catching birds, or raiding bird nests, but who told you to go and catch Kunpeng and Dijun, and plunder the dojos of the primordial gods?

Nuwa: Fat cat, you're getting upset just because I said a few words to you.

Fat cat, why are you raising your paw? Are you going to hit me?

Bai Chen: Meow meow, I, the great god Bai Chen, love to reason with others and persuade them with virtue!

The innate gods' faces darkened, because Bai Chen's principles and morality could lead to death!

The sacred flame shines brightly!

All my disciples, meow meow meow meow!

When Han Tian awoke from Zixiao Palace, he discovered that he had possessed the body of a powerful being and was facing a joint scheme by Hongjun Ancestor and the Heavenly Dao. He had to be aware of everything around him, and everyone present was an enemy...

"We must confront them head-on, and we absolutely cannot back down!"

"I possess countless treasures, capable of vanquishing demons and monsters!"

"Giving Pangu a little blood isn't too much to ask, is it?"

"Let's set a small goal first: to become the supreme ruler of the Hongmeng world?"

"What? There's an even bigger world beyond Hongmeng... Holy crap, this can't be real, right?"

...

"Hehehe! Trying to outsmart me? That's impossible." Han Tian surveyed the Purple Cloud Palace, his gaze penetrating deep into the clouds, where he spotted a somewhat overweight, slightly balding old man.

"I never thought this eel could be so deceitful... If it weren't for my quick thinking, I probably would have been stewed in one pot!"

"In the beginning of time, who passed on the Dao?" This issue's headline on the Primordial Spirit Network: The Zixiao Palace meeting, presided over by the Taiheng God Emperor and attended by all the celestial deities, officially approved the construction plan for the Thirty-Six Heavenly Defense Circle. The Taiheng God Emperor stated: The continued growth of the Chaos Beasts seriously threatens the harmony and stability of the Primordial World and the safety of the lives and property of its citizens. The Thirty-Six Heavenly Defense Circle will transform into a membrane of heaven and earth and a sacred battlefield, where all divine beings must go to defend against chaos beyond the Primordial World. Next, please see the breaking news: The Innate Spiritual Qi version 10.0, jointly developed by the Nuwa God, Jianmu God, Doumu God, and Taizhen God, will be upgraded soon. Please...

Ye Zixu traveled through the prehistoric world and successively took in seven disciples.

He had planned to train his seven disciples to be skilled so that he could live a carefree life in the prehistoric world, detached from worldly affairs.

But to his surprise, his seven disciples were too good at causing trouble!

Hongjun preached, and the prayer mats of Jieyin and Zhunti were stolen, and the Three Pure Ones were beaten.

During the Lich War, instead of fighting each other, the two races united and launched an attack on the west. The two Western Saints went mad!

Before the Shang and Zhou dynasties even went to war during the Investiture of the Gods, all the disciples of the Chan and Jie sects were listed on the Investiture of the Gods, and the Three Pure Ones went mad!

Several times, Ye Zixu's good disciples brought female cultivators to see him, asking, "Master, do you want a Daoist partner?"

"Master, we want a mistress!"

Looking at the abducted female cultivator, Ye Zixu's lips twitched uncontrollably:

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[No system] [Multiple female leads] [No conspiracy theories]

"Your Majesty, I have two plans to subdue the Eastern King! One is a scheme to trap the Eastern King! The other is the legendary plan to backstab the King!"

"Your Majesty, Demon Emperor! Have you ever heard of a strange beast called the Six-Eyed Flying Fish...?"

"Your Majesty, Demon Emperor! I am a civil official, not skilled in martial arts!"

"Your Majesty the Demon Emperor! I observe that the Eastern King is wicked and the Ancestral Witch is without strategy. This primordial world should rightfully be ruled by my Demon Court!"

"Your Majesty the Demon Emperor! Trust me! That Taiyin Star God will surely affect your fortune! I'm not afraid, let me handle this!"

......

On the day of the heavenly wedding, Chen Xuan was left with Xihe and right with Chang Xi.

"I, Yao Ting, am loyal!"

......

Here, Kunpeng didn't want to be a lone wolf, so he sacrificed himself to join the demon race.

Here, Hongyun has not received a futon, nor has she been burdened by karma.

Here, Yuanshi prioritizes personal relationships and disregards the laws of Heaven...

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A modern youth travels to Mount Sumeru and becomes a Bitter Bamboo Tree with innate spiritual roots. After being guided by Jieyin and Zhunti, he takes human form and becomes their younger brother.

"Third brother, what is a system? Could it be your innate spiritual treasure?"

"The system is something the author used to be lazy; I don't need it."

"Third brother, come with us to the Eastern World to search for some magical treasures!"

"No way, I'm going to lie down and stay on Mount Sumeru. I'll never leave in this lifetime."

"Third brother, didn't you say you never leave Mount Sumeru? Why are you here?"

"Oh, this is my puppet clone!"

"Third brother, why has the doctrine of the Western Religion changed to this state?"

"I've made some changes for you, you're welcome!"

Travel through the Burning Lamp and awaken the funeral service system.

One can attain sainthood through burying all living beings.

As a result, Ran Deng completely ignored the system and went straight to lick Hong Jun's boots.

“Sage Hongjun, please allow us to address you as the Dao Ancestor.”

"Dao Ancestor, you are like my second parents. I want to acknowledge you as my godfather!"

"Father, I suggest that the Celestial Court be established on Mount Sumeru to complete the Western spiritual veins!"

"Godfather, the Investiture of the Gods is your way of giving all living beings a second chance at life, so you should pay more!"

"Godfather, do you really think your child is worthy of becoming a saint?"

"Godfather, you say this empire will be left to your son to rule?"

"Godfather..."

What system? I'll just lick it!

Don't bring your brain! Don't bring your brain! Don't bring your brain!

Lin Fan transmigrated to the primordial world, becoming the first white cloud of the innate realm, and joined the Yunxiao Sect of the Jie Sect. After a thousand years of arduous cultivation, he finally attained the Golden Immortal Dao Fruit! Just as the Investiture of the Gods calamity was approaching, he pondered deeply how to find a glimmer of hope for the Jie Sect and reverse its destined tragic fate. Just then—Ding! [Chat group system connected.] [Ding, Han Li has joined the chat group.] [Ding, Ye Fan has joined the chat group.] [Ding, Xiao Yan has joined the chat group.] [Ding, Xu Qi'an has joined the chat group.] Lin Fan stared blankly at the interface that suddenly appeared in his mind, and at the group of newly formed "newbies." "Wait... System, are you lost? I've already..."