Keywords: [Abstract], [Fun God], [Unconventional], [Unique Art Style], [Mythological Great Luo], [Classic of Mountains and Seas], [High-End Primordial Era]
"As the top dog in the Netherworld, it's perfectly normal for me to open a branch in the Zhou Tian Starry Sky, right?"
“We have eleven seats in our church, and we refuse to let any legitimate gods join us, but the demon god Rahu says that he is not a legitimate god.”
“Now, one of our hall masters has declared that he’s going to pull off a big heist—he’s going to rob Dao Ancestor Hongjun!”
Pangu above, this is truly a brilliant idea! What do you think, should I agree to it?
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In the age of gods, where the great Dao clashes, what kind of stories will unfold when these unorthodox innate deities collide?
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P.S.: My completed work, "The Azure Phoenix of Nuwa's Family in the Primordial World," has 2 million words and a similarly unique art style, full of fun. Welcome to read it!
Zhou Qingqing traveled through time and space.
She turned into a flower that could absorb spiritual energy for cultivation.
Before she could be happy for long, three Taoists pressed down the clouds and said that they would split her into three and turn her into the treasure of enlightenment.
[Damn it, you don’t want a good innate treasure, but want to split it into three top-grade spiritual treasures. Are you stupid...]
Zhou Qingqing, who knew that the waters of the prehistoric world were deep and the way of heaven was irreversible, cursed in her heart, and then prepared to completely give up and die early and be reborn.
However, to her surprise, not only did she not die, but she was transplanted back to East Kunlun and was taken care of by the Three Pure Ones...
Invincible + refreshing + slightly funny Yi Wei traveled to the prehistoric world, without a system accompanying him, but with the mythical Daluo skills of the prehistoric world. In order for the prehistoric world to evolve to the prehistoric world, it needs to accumulate twelve epochs of reincarnation. More importantly, it is necessary to resolve the fate of the prehistoric world. Countless years have passed, and the prehistoric world has entered the twelfth reincarnation era. The Two Saints of the West: This thing is destined to be with me. Yi Wei: Of course, if I destroy it, you will no longer have any fate with it. The Two Saints of the West: Dead. Sanqing: Saints are not involved in cause and effect. Yi Wei: Well, you won’t be one in a while. Sanqing:... Hongjun: I am the way of heaven. Yi Wei: So, then change the way of heaven. Hongjun:...
This is a primitive world where fake accounts are everywhere.
This story begins when the great god Fuxi comes to "check the water meter" (extra chapter).
Mingyu is a blue phoenix bird. Not long after she was born, a great god came to check the water meter and forced her to sign a "contract between heaven and earth" (a contract of selling herself, crossed out).
Then the great god packed him up and took him back to Fengqi Mountain.
"Oh, so he's Fuxi. Then the figure in red next to the sycamore tree must be Nuwa?"
How could it be that Nuwa, holding the red embroidered heavenly sword, chased and attacked Fuxi, who was able to persuade (coerce and bribe) the thirty-six gods to sign the "Contract of Heaven and Earth"?
And why does that Taoist priest look so much like Hongyun? But what the hell is Yunxia Dongtian, where his home is located in Yunmeng Daze?
This pocket is cleaner than his face. Is the Taoist who looks at others' innate spiritual treasures with envy really the Lingbao Tianzun?
Lingbao Tianzun has no Lingbao? What a joke!
Mingyu, who is surrounded by a bunch of big guys, said that this prehistoric world is a little different!
Welcome everyone to enter my wild world.
The soul of the later generation traveled through the primitive times, became the Styx, awakened before everyone else, and set up a large formation of moral kidnapping in the primitive times with billions of clones.
He proved the truth before Hongjun, and the golden wheel of virtue and greatness shone brightly in the vast world. The Heavenly Dao was extremely angry but could do nothing about it!
Later, he awakened the tunnel and revived humanity!
Let the three paths of prehistoric times run side by side and lead the development of prehistoric times!
[Alternative Prehistoric World] + [Over 10,000 Updates Daily] + [Go Forward] After becoming Tongtian and foreseeing the plot of the Conferred Gods, I've finally realized it! Founding a religion? 996 is no match for fishing! I disbanded the Jiejiao that same day and spread the word about "career templates." As a result, the entire prehistoric world has become my spiritual follower!
After traveling through the ancient times, I was discovered by the Heaven at the beginning, and the Heavenly Punishment locked me down, but the system ran away?
He thought he was dead, but he found out that the merits of heaven could offset the punishment of heaven. Qin Ye suddenly had a bold idea.
Obliterate? Then he would first use up all his merits!
On this day, the entire prehistoric world fell into a deep silence. All the prehistoric powerful men were stunned and petrified, looking in horror at the merits of the heavenly way that enveloped the entire prehistoric continent.
Is it coveted by the powerful and mighty ones of the ancient times?
Don't panic, just find the big guys and connections first. As long as you have enough friends, you will have fewer enemies.
As a time traveler, Qin Ye knows that his greatest advantage is his imagination, which is different from that of all the creatures in the prehistoric world. Therefore, the style of the entire prehistoric world has become subtle under Qin Ye's transformation.
Qin Ye: Daozu, have you ever heard of the labor reform mechanism? Have you ever heard of the fully automatic punishment system? Have you ever heard of the Heavenly Dao Loan?
Qin Ye: Holy Mother, have you ever heard of the man-made worlds? Have you ever heard of the man-made worlds projecting themselves to prove their uniqueness?
Qin Ye: The Three Pure Ones cannot split up? No, the Three Pure Ones must split up!
Qin Ye: The West needs to be revived. We owe more and more merits to Heaven, but we don’t know how to repay them. It’s too small! The pattern is too small! Have you ever heard of rotating directors? Have you ever heard of generational management? Have you ever heard of interest first and principal later? Have you ever heard that the debtor is the boss?
Enemy: Damn it, we are cultivating the Great Dao in the prehistoric world, but you are cultivating your connections in the prehistoric world, and you are gaining face! ?
The introduction is weak, please read the main text.
[Magnificent, group portrait, IQ online, exciting, reversal, hilarious, relaxed, real, the correct guide to traveling through the wilderness]
Su Yun traveled through the ancient times and happily got a system that allowed him to become stronger by lying down. It is no longer a dream to become a saint by lying down!
When the Three Pure Ones accepted disciples, he prayed frantically: "Human Sect! Chan Sect! Choose me! Jie Sect is doomed, don't touch me!"
Tongtian Sect Master waved his hand and said, "This boy has a unique bone structure and is destined to be with me. Join my Jie Sect!"
[This is complete! I'm on the special train for those who are not on the Conferred God List! Zhao Gongming died tragically! The Three Heavenly Gods are dead! The ten thousand immortals' coming to pay homage has turned into a ten thousand immortals' funeral!]
Tongtian: ???
[What? You want me to compete with that traitor Long-Eared Dingguangxian? Boss, are you trying to get me on the list early?!]
Tongtian:!!!
Su Yun: "Master, I have a shallow foundation and just want to lie down..."
Tongtian: "Lie down? No, you don't want to! Let me take you to Biyou Palace, Wahuang Palace, Yuxu Palace... and take a look!"
...
Li Changqing traveled through the ancient world and became a Qi-refining master on Jiulong Island who had no sense of existence.
The calamity of the Conferred Gods is approaching.
In order to avoid being reduced to ashes in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, Li Changqing has to take the initiative to come out of the mountains to save himself.
It was too late for him to join the Heavenly Court, so he could only join the Great Shang to earn merits to protect himself while practicing hard to improve his strength.
Unknowingly, he had become a frequent visitor to the Wahuang Palace and the most outstanding second-generation disciple in the eyes of all the saints.
Nuwa: Changqing is my favorite human being.
Taiqing: The great way that Changqing practices seems to be related to my Taiqing Yin-Yang Great Way.
Yuanshi: Jiejiao has many people who are born from eggs and wear scales and armor, but Changqing is the only one who is not
Traveling through the Primordial Era, Ao Xing became the thirteenth son of the Ancestral Dragon, but was bound to an absurd system—the Strongest Lackey System!
As long as the lackey gets scolded, he becomes stronger!
"Rebelling against the Dragon Clan, I immediately defect to the Fierce Beast God Ni!"
"Betraying Ni, I then recognize the sage Hongjun as my godfather!"
The Ancestral Dragon was furious, the Qilin cursed loudly, and even the Heavenly Dao Hongjun was baffled: why does this rebellious dragon only grow stronger the more he’s scolded?
"Achieving Dao of Chaos, punching Hongjun? No, I just want to be the wildest lackey!"
Fuxi: "I see this person with eagle eyes and wolf gaze, a rebellious spirit stabbing straight at the Southern Heaven Gate."
Using the tiger’s power through the fox, and bullying others with backing, Ao Xing rampaged through the Primordial Era—
"Don’t stop! The harsher the scolding, the more invincible I become!"
"Let me see who’s stronger, you or my godfather Hongjun."
...
Many years later, inside the Purple Cloud Palace.
Ao Xing pointed at a spotted deer: "This is a horse."
Hongjun: ???
[Reverse operation + ruthless decisiveness + refusing to be a proper son]