Lai Chen, everything in the world is about fate. I thought it was a fight of slaughter, but who would have thought that it would become the last moonlight. From then on, there is no more ancestor of all ways in the world. How can there be any primitive world!!!
A time traveler was reborn as Hongjun, but was killed by Hongjun before he could even feel happy.
When Hongjun read the memories of the time traveler, what did he mean by kicking the Heavenly Dao? Trampling Hongjun? Wait, isn't the Heavenly Dao myself?
after
Hongjun decided not to keep a low profile anymore.
Tongtian No. 1: I, Tongtian, will never become a saint!
Tongtian No. 2: What era is it now? Are you still kicking the sky?
Tongtian No. 3: Master, what do you think of me?
The subsequent development is...
Pangu: Who do you think you are? How dare you touch Hongjun?
Yangmei: Damn time traveler, stay away from fellow Daoist Hongjun.
Hongjun: I really don’t control them.
Traveler: I don’t listen, I don’t listen
Quotes:
I am the manifestation of Tao! Tao that can be spoken of is not the real Tao, everything is Tao.
No matter who you are, you have to behave yourself in front of me.
Emperor Huang Tian?
Why don’t you kneel when you see me?
Even if Pangu came, he would have to address me as teacher, let alone you, a product of the end of Pangu's world.
Most of the time, the younger generations are disobedient because they are spoiled.
At the beginning, he slapped a mosquito to death. Who would have thought that it was the clone of the Mosquito Taoist? He was originally picking his feet in the city, and the next second he was dragged to the primitive world to face the Mosquito Taoist.
"…My blood is full of non-dairy creamer, Sudan red and melamine. I have high blood lipids, high blood sugar and high blood pressure. It's greasy and unpalatable!"
"You have to believe me! Taoist Mosquito!"
Wu Qi was fortunate enough to travel through time.
In the primordial era, a man was King Zhou.
Because of his arrival, the primordial world went completely astray!
They schemed against the saints and reversed the Investiture of the Gods.
From this day forward, I will be the master of the Heavenly Way.
I, King Zhou, will never bestow titles upon gods.
After traveling through the primordial world and becoming Guangchengzi, the future eldest brother of the Xianjiao sect, Chen Guang felt neither good nor bad. The thought of having his three crown flowers shaved off during the Conferred Gods Battle filled him with shame! But as the leader of the Twelve Golden Immortals, Guangchengzi sighed and could only strive to improve himself and protect his fellow disciples. Fortunately, the Xianjiao sect possessed countless magical powers, the first of which horrified the gods of the primordial world. "Duobao, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust. The Ten Thousand Immortals Formation is nothing. Behold my Jade Void Palace's most powerful technique, the Great Summoning Technique: Summon Yuanshi Tianzun!" "Yunxiao, do you want me to choose between a group fight or a one-on-one duel? Yes, a group fight means we all fight you, and a one-on-one duel means you fight us all!" "Third Uncle, please forgive my disrespect. Junior disciples, form the Twelve Dutian Qingling Formation! Summon Yuqing Zhen...
Since Jade Ding Zhenren saw the future, he has suffered from paranoia. From then on, he embarked on the path of cultivating life-saving supernatural powers, finishing off the enemy, avoiding cause and effect, and hiding his cards. If you meet someone asking for help on the road, I will say goodbye to you. If you have a chance, I will calculate the ten hexagrams first. If you are approached for no reason, you will disguise yourself and run away. If a fairy waves at you, don't look at her without permission. There are three thousand ways, but I only seek the one that is stable. Looking back, I will see you again, Taixuan Tianzun!
Reborn as Haotian, before he could react, Hongjun revealed his identity as a time traveler!
Luckily passing the test, Haotian Xianyu waited for the Lich Catastrophe to pass and became a Jade Emperor, but he found that everything behind the scenes was not as simple as he imagined!
Li Changsheng traveled to the world of Journey to the West, during the Spring and Autumn Period of Nanyong Buzhou. Be determined to seek immortals and seek immortality. He knew that a big opportunity was to cross the Hangu Pass. He came to Hanguguan and chose to be a gatekeeper. On this day, the purple gas came from the east and saw the Taiqing Taoist Tianzun riding a green cow and in a linen suit who was about to pass. Li Changsheng bowed and said, "I've been floating for half my life. I just want to not meet a famous teacher. If you don't give up, I'm willing to learn from you." ... [Journey to the West] [Non-Honghuang] [Original Purpose of Journey to the West] Journey to the West is not only a book of gods and demons, but also a book of cultivation... Heart ape, Yima, Jin Gong, Mumu, Six Thieves...
Archaeologist Jiang He journeys through the prehistoric world and is forced to bind himself to a system known as a "Trick Master"—the more reckless his disciples become, the richer their rewards!
First imparted with the "Stepping on the Heavenly Dao Sutra," a chubby young man in the Body Tempering Realm devours the Jade Void Palace's most precious treasure. Then, with the "Punching the Hongmeng Art," three disciples summon the Purple Sky Divine Thunder to pursue the sage!
When a Western sect secretly records "Jiang He's Quotations" to sow discord among the Xuanmen, and the system reveals Pangu's evil intentions
—Jiang He sneers and summons the Master's Morality Array: "Heavenly Punishment? That's a teaching aid from my Exploding Heaven Gang!"
(Keywords: Anti-Routine Prehistoric World + Master-Disciple Bond + Heavenly Tribulation Perpetual Motion Machine)
[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]
The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!
From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.
He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"
Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"
Mo Yun traveled through the prehistoric world and actually awakened the super dad system. The calamities were everywhere and dangerous. In order to survive, he could only live in seclusion in the mountains. "Daughters, the prehistoric world is too dangerous." "Daughters, the best way in the world is nothing more than a word of survival" Until one day, Mo Yun easily dealt with a calamity. Daughter: "Father, did you kill a dragon?" Mo Yun: "No, it was a loach." Daughter: "Then is this a phoenix?" Mo Yun: "It's a chicken, for stewing soup." The daughter sighed, I treat you as a father, and you treat me as a fool.