At the White Bone Cave on Skull Mountain, dwells a Taoist immortal. His magical weapon is the Eight Trigrams Cloud Light Cloth, and his mount is a blue phoenix. His disciples are the Azure Cloud Boy and the Colorful Cloud Boy. Kind and reasonable, he was bullied to death by Nezha and his disciple Taiyi Zhenren because he lacked powerful magical weapons. He was an unlucky immortal…

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At the dawn of chaos, Pangu preceded the creation, the Tai Chi, the two yin and yang, the four symbols; a single discussion of the Dao brought about catastrophes, and the Dragon Ancestor, incarnated as the Dragon Court, emerged. A fierce battle between the three clans unleashed a storm, propelling powerful warriors to the surface, and demons and gods emerged; Xiaoyao, seeking the Dao, transformed his bloodline, intercepting the yin and yang of creation. In battle, he slew countless enemies in the Dragon Court, achieving the immortality of the eternal Dao; the Heaven-Swallowing Divine Rat entered the primordial wasteland, and Xiaoyao's Dao remained unchanged. "I am not a god, I am a small demon, yet I have risen from humble beginnings to surpass Hongjun! If you attempt to bully me, beware of wounds upon your return..." [Dragon Snake Under the Tree]

Hongjun: "Laozi, Yuanshi, Tongtian, are you willing to be my personal disciples?"

Laozi: "Saint, we brothers have sworn brotherhood with Dijiang and other ancient witches!"​

Hongjun: "What does that have to do with you being my disciples?"

Tongtian: "Sister Xuanming and Sister Houtu are your teacher's Taoist companions!"​

Hongjun: “…”

Hongjun: "Nuwa!"

"My husband is your teacher!" Nuwa said lightly.

Hongjun turned his gaze to Zhunti Jieyin.

Zhunti: "Alas! We brothers have chosen your teacher as our master."​

Hongjun looked at Shen Sichen bitterly: "Teacher, I can't play like this!"​

Shen Sichen smiled faintly.

Reborn in the primordial world as the innate Five Elements Tree, using the Five Elements to reverse Yin and Yang, and using Yin and Yang to reverse chaos, to prove the Primordial Chaos. Friendly reminder: This book contains no harem elements, no hooligans, and no scoundrels. If you dislike this, please do not read. [Gu Yuan]

Ye Tian couldn't help but sigh, "How did I become a banyan tree! Whether you've transmigrated or been reborn, at least you should be able to move!" Ye Tian quietly looked at his fiery red leaves and trunk, feeling utterly speechless, as he enjoyed the gentle breeze.

After traveling to the Journey to the West world, Wu Feng opened a general store where he could become stronger by selling goods.

Wu Feng can earn ten thousand times the profit as long as his customers buy anything.

"Senior, could you make this Chaos Green Lotus cheaper? I don't have enough exchange points." The Tongtian Sect Master gasped as he looked at the more than one million coins.

"Senior, this Heart of Heavenly Dao." Dao Ancestor Hongjun coughed lightly as he looked at the astonishing power.

“It’s impossible to get it cheaper.” Wu Feng smiled. “However, if you don’t have any exchange points, I do have a solution.”

"Open up the heavens and conquer all realms."

The Tongtian Cult Master descends upon the Perfect World, reverses the flow of time, and annihilates all illusions.

The Primordial Celestial Venerable has descended upon the Investiture of the Gods world, another primordial being, so don't blame me.

When Dao Ancestor Hongjun descended upon the Divine Tomb, the mere pseudo-Heavenly Dao was nothing but a joke.

This book is also known as "I'm Really Not a Black Shopkeeper," "Want to Get Stronger? Lead the Primordial Gods on a Rampage," and "The Untold Stories of Houtu and Nuwa"...

Li Changqing traveled through the ancient world and became a Qi-refining master on Jiulong Island who had no sense of existence.

The calamity of the Conferred Gods is approaching.

In order to avoid being reduced to ashes in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, Li Changqing has to take the initiative to come out of the mountains to save himself.

It was too late for him to join the Heavenly Court, so he could only join the Great Shang to earn merits to protect himself while practicing hard to improve his strength.

Unknowingly, he had become a frequent visitor to the Wahuang Palace and the most outstanding second-generation disciple in the eyes of all the saints.

Nuwa: Changqing is my favorite human being.

Taiqing: The great way that Changqing practices seems to be related to my Taiqing Yin-Yang Great Way.

Yuanshi: Jiejiao has many people who are born from eggs and wear scales and armor, but Changqing is the only one who is not

Traveling through the Primordial Era, Ao Xing became the thirteenth son of the Ancestral Dragon, but was bound to an absurd system—the Strongest Lackey System!

As long as the lackey gets scolded, he becomes stronger!

"Rebelling against the Dragon Clan, I immediately defect to the Fierce Beast God Ni!"

"Betraying Ni, I then recognize the sage Hongjun as my godfather!"

The Ancestral Dragon was furious, the Qilin cursed loudly, and even the Heavenly Dao Hongjun was baffled: why does this rebellious dragon only grow stronger the more he’s scolded?

"Achieving Dao of Chaos, punching Hongjun? No, I just want to be the wildest lackey!"

Fuxi: "I see this person with eagle eyes and wolf gaze, a rebellious spirit stabbing straight at the Southern Heaven Gate."

Using the tiger’s power through the fox, and bullying others with backing, Ao Xing rampaged through the Primordial Era—

"Don’t stop! The harsher the scolding, the more invincible I become!"

"Let me see who’s stronger, you or my godfather Hongjun."

...

Many years later, inside the Purple Cloud Palace.

Ao Xing pointed at a spotted deer: "This is a horse."

Hongjun: ???

[Reverse operation + ruthless decisiveness + refusing to be a proper son]

A modern youth travels to Mount Sumeru and becomes a Bitter Bamboo Tree with innate spiritual roots. After being guided by Jieyin and Zhunti, he takes human form and becomes their younger brother.

"Third brother, what is a system? Could it be your innate spiritual treasure?"

"The system is something the author used to be lazy; I don't need it."

"Third brother, come with us to the Eastern World to search for some magical treasures!"

"No way, I'm going to lie down and stay on Mount Sumeru. I'll never leave in this lifetime."

"Third brother, didn't you say you never leave Mount Sumeru? Why are you here?"

"Oh, this is my puppet clone!"

"Third brother, why has the doctrine of the Western Religion changed to this state?"

"I've made some changes for you, you're welcome!"

Su Mu transmigrated to the prehistoric world and formed a storyteller system! He could earn rewards simply by telling stories! "The zither and drum sound, the iron halberd clangs, the cold light glitters in the starry sky! Humanity has no great emperor, the nine holy bodies battle the heavens!" "At the end of the immortal path, who stands at the peak? A glimpse of the Beginningless Dao brings emptiness!" "The Crimson Peak Spear, the Immortal Shield, slaying all Immortal Kings and destroying the Nine Heavens! At the pinnacle of immortality, I reign supreme! With Anlan, there is heaven!" Su Mu's words drew cheers from all the immortals and gods! Nuwa: "He's always so disjointed, I really want to kidnap him to the Snail Emperor's Palace and make him keep telling stories..." The Tongtian Sect Leader set up the Immortal Slaughtering Sword Formation, looking at the Primordial Heavenly Venerable and the Supreme Lord Laozi. The Primordial Heavenly Venerable: "Tongtian! You..."