Archaeologist Jiang He journeys through the prehistoric world and is forced to bind himself to a system known as a "Trick Master"—the more reckless his disciples become, the richer their rewards!

First imparted with the "Stepping on the Heavenly Dao Sutra," a chubby young man in the Body Tempering Realm devours the Jade Void Palace's most precious treasure. Then, with the "Punching the Hongmeng Art," three disciples summon the Purple Sky Divine Thunder to pursue the sage!

When a Western sect secretly records "Jiang He's Quotations" to sow discord among the Xuanmen, and the system reveals Pangu's evil intentions

—Jiang He sneers and summons the Master's Morality Array: "Heavenly Punishment? That's a teaching aid from my Exploding Heaven Gang!"

(Keywords: Anti-Routine Prehistoric World + Master-Disciple Bond + Heavenly Tribulation Perpetual Motion Machine)

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The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Mo Yun traveled through the prehistoric world and actually awakened the super dad system. The calamities were everywhere and dangerous. In order to survive, he could only live in seclusion in the mountains. "Daughters, the prehistoric world is too dangerous." "Daughters, the best way in the world is nothing more than a word of survival" Until one day, Mo Yun easily dealt with a calamity. Daughter: "Father, did you kill a dragon?" Mo Yun: "No, it was a loach." Daughter: "Then is this a phoenix?" Mo Yun: "It's a chicken, for stewing soup." The daughter sighed, I treat you as a father, and you treat me as a fool.

"Senior Tenth Brother is copying scriptures in the side hall again?" "Oh, what a coward! Last time Master asked him to subdue the demon ape, he pretended to be sick and hid for three months!" "When the Conferred God Tribulation comes, this guy without any chance will be the first to be taken away by Heaven!" The discussion in Yuxu Palace drifted into his ears. Su Mo wrote the last word "Tao" without raising his head - the scripture in front of him had been marked by the system with seventeen "calculations left by the saints". "Ding! The fragments of the Conferred God List have been detected. If the host is named, the chance of survival is: 0.3%. Suggested strategy: let the eldest disciple Guangchengzi 'accidentally' see the 'secret letter from the Jiejiao spy' that you hid in the Sutra Pavilion." While everyone was still measuring

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Waking up, Qin Tian found himself transported to Jin'ao Island, becoming one of the most ordinary disciples among the myriad immortals of the Jie Sect. He suddenly remembered having taken on a disciple named Zi Xin – wasn't that the unfortunate King Zhou? Tomorrow was the day for the Nuwa Palace pilgrimage, the day the Investiture of the Gods calamity would begin! Just as Qin Tian was starting to panic, a voice suddenly rang in his mind: "Signing in Jin'ao Island successfully! Obtained the life-and-death technique 'Shifting Stars and Changing Constellations'! Signing in to Chaoge successfully! Obtained the shrinking earth technique 'Diving into the Abyss and Shrinking the Earth'! Signing in to Nuwa Palace successfully! Obtained Nuwa's divine power 'Manipulating Creation,' which can create something from nothing, reverse life and death, overturn the rules of the universe, and define new rules." So Qin Tian simply and quietly signed in, while discreetly protecting his disciple, engaging in ambushes and counter-ambushes with the Chan Sect and the Western Sect, constantly throwing stones and tripping them up, until one day he signed in and became the seventh saint of the Heavenly Dao. With the Immortal Slaughtering Formation broken, Qin Tian turned around and forcefully snatched back the Four Immortal Slaughtering Swords, enraging the Primordial Heavenly Lord. The Tongtian Sect Leader declared, "Qin Tian is the number one disciple of my sect!"