[The Fourth Calamity] + [Ensemble Cast] + [No Female Lead] + [Behind-the-Scenes] + [All Characters are Silly] + [Lighthearted]
Native Cultivator A: "Have you heard? The Guiyuan Sect is a den of demons! Their disciples are all fearless, specializing in low-level attacks, and they even carry excrement with them!" Native Cultivator B: "It's terrifying! Last time I saw dozens of them performing a shamanistic ritual around a demon altar, and they actually managed to break the demon's soul!" Shopkeeper of the Treasure Pavilion: "Don't even mention it! They're a bunch of bandits! Last time, over a hundred of them surrounded me and tried to bargain; I almost died there!"
Guiyuan Sect Master Jiang Chen (covering his face): "I'm tired. Let's destroy them. This batch of disciples is just too difficult to manage..."
Player (excited face): "Sect Master, don't be discouraged! When does the new event start? I heard the guardian beast of the Qingyang Sect next door is quite fat, when are we going to go and stew it?"
This is a hilarious story about a sect leader forced into active duty, who, along with a group of silly players who do everything except cause trouble, turns the cultivation world upside down. (Note: This book is slow-paced, detail-oriented, features an ensemble cast, and contains many mind-numbingly absurd situations. Please read with caution while eating.)
Immediately after reincarnation, Mu Fenghua encountered her younger brother, also in her womb, who wanted to steal her life force. Thus, while still in the womb, Mu Fenghua began her days of beating her brother. Meanwhile, her scumbag father wanted to kill his wife and children and enter the Path of Ruthlessness. Of course, she let him rest in peace. Later, Mu Fenghua lived a mundane life of eating, cultivating, and beating her brother. But who could tell her that her mother's family was actually the Mu family, a revered medical cultivation family in the cultivation world? Later still, Mu Fenghua became the most skilled but also the most exorbitantly priced medical cultivator in the cultivation world.
Everyone knows that healers hold a special position in the cultivation world, revered yet possessing negligible combat power, requiring protection. Everyone assumed that Mu Fenghua, the number one healer in the cultivation world, was also weak, but when she unleashed a single, earth-shattering sword strike that shocked everyone present, the world was dumbfounded.
...
The game has entered reality, the rules of the world have been overturned, and this is an era in which everyone can change jobs.
The Great Xia was besieged by various otherworldly realms, including the Abyss, the Underworld, and the Cavern.
On the day of her job change, Bai Chumo awakened a unique hidden profession: Savior.
Magic damage, physical damage... all elemental attacks are critical damage!
Aside from physical damage, all elements in this world are under my control!
Thunder, fire, frost...
Awaken the White Calamity System and become a vessel for the spark.
Bai Chumo merged with the fire that symbolized divine authority, gaining the power of a god who had transcended the world, awakening a god-level realm, and destroying everything in his path! All races were annihilated!
The underworld, the abyss, the demon lord, and the alien races are like withered grass, waiting for me to burn them all!
Within this realm, even gods are lambs.
A great fire broke out in the underworld, the abyss was overturned and collapsed, and the demons were beheaded one after another.
"I possess the authority over heaven and earth and the universe, and I walk among the birth and death of all races."
"I am the heavens."
The Parallel World National Original Competition, a hundred-person elimination round, themed "Wuxia" (martial arts chivalry)! Gu Yi's imagination runs wild. In the chaotic Warring States period, heroes rose up, vying for supremacy in the Central Plains! Clan conflicts raged, mountains of corpses, rivers of blood! Towards the end of the Warring States period, the "Martial God" Senju Hashirama rose to power, reaching the Grandmaster realm, and together with numerous martial arts families, founded the "Konoha Sect," becoming the first Fire God Venerable, a force to be reckoned with throughout the martial arts world! Other clans followed suit, establishing various sects, among which the Sand Village, Kirigakure, Kumogakure, and Iwagakure sects were the most powerful. Thus! The Warring States period ended! The land of China entered the "Five Gates" era, ushering in a brief period of peace! Konoha Year 51, Nine...
Ye Xuan transmigrated to a fantasy world, where he, as a mortal, wanted to live a peaceful and uneventful life.
Little did they know—
A little bird he picked up casually became the strongest demon lord in the primordial world.
He kindly helped a young girl and became an unparalleled empress who unified all realms.
The dog guarding his house was an extremely powerful chaotic divine beast, capable of swallowing the sun, moon, and stars.
Even the carp and turtle used for soup are said to be true dragons and black tortoises...
Years later, as Ye Xuan watched a stroke of his pen recreate the chaos and time reverse, he finally realized why he was called the Imperial Teacher of Ten Thousand Paths...
[System Summoning Build] + [High Martial Arts] + [Dynasty Conquest] + [Outstanding Figures of China] + [Martial Arts Power] + [Dynasty/Imperial Dynasty Upgrade Build]
Note: It's a slow burn but won't be too harsh on the protagonist. The protagonist is a genius with exceptional talent. In the early stages, he won't summon creatures like eggs, but as his power grows, he'll naturally summon more.
After his death, he was reborn into a world of powerful martial arts, where he became the third prince of the Daqian Dynasty.
At the age of eighteen, he was sent by his father to the frontier to hone his skills, and on the way, he awakened the Chinese Heroic Soul Summoning System.
Throughout the ages of Chinese history, how many outstanding figures have been buried here?
Bai Qi, Han Xin, Xiang Yu, Huo Qubing, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Qin Qiong, Li Jing, Xue Rengui, Yue Fei...
Zhang Liang, Xiao He, Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, Xun Yu (a strategist of exceptional talent), Jia Xu (a cunning advisor), Guo Jia (a brilliant strategist), the Four Great Commanders of Eastern Wu, Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui (commanders of the Fang family and decisive ministers of the Du family), Li Bai, Wang Anshi, Fan Zhongyan, Xin Qiji, Zhang Juzheng...
Famous generals, strategists, and capable ministers shine like stars, and heroes and luminaries who have long since turned to dust in history make their appearance here one by one.
[Behind the Scenes + Transmigration + Multiverse + Fourth Calamity + System]
What's it like to start as the Heavenly Dao?
Gu Ran wakes up to find himself transformed into the Heavenly Dao of Earth. As events unfold, he learns that a great secret lies hidden behind the seemingly ordinary Earth.
The myths of ancient times are not legends, but true stories that happened in the past.
For various reasons, the ancestral planet shattered and broke into numerous smaller worlds scattered throughout the myriad realms, and Earth was one of the original fragments.
As our understanding of the laws of nature deepens, the unique characteristics of Earth begin to emerge.
Earth is a core fragment of the ancestral planet, capable of continuously devouring other worlds to strengthen itself. Thus, Gu Ran embarked on a path of plundering the heavens.
World War? How about the Fourth Calamity?
A chosen one? Send a transmigrator there, give him a system, seize his fortune, and destroy his destiny.
One after another, transmigrators were sent by Gu Ran to various worlds. Many years later, Earth was besieged by many worlds.
Gu Ran calmly sent a message to the transmigrators from various worlds: Our ancestral planet is in danger, you must return immediately!
Transmigrator Number One: What! It's been so long since I left home, it's time to go back and visit!
Transmigrator Number Two: Anyone who dares to bully my ancestral star, no matter how far away, will be punished!
………………
As the various transmigrators were recalled, the myriad realms watched as powerful beings stood in the void above Earth, looking as if they had seen a ghost.
The army of time travelers: Are you the ones who have offended our ancestral planet?
As the words fell, world after world crumbled and transformed into primordial power to nourish the Earth.
Gu Ran looked pleased: "You're such a good child, you've all grown up..."
The abyss descends, all races invade, and humanity enters an era of advanced martial arts.
My name is Lin Feng, an orphan. In the face of a city being ravaged by ferocious beasts, I simultaneously awakened two forbidden superpowers: SSS Purple Heaven Divine Thunder and SSS Void Flame!
He was hailed as the strongest genius of the century and was directly recruited into the official force, the Kyushu Division.
But I discovered that my power goes far beyond that...
While others were diligently cultivating a superpower, I activated the Omnipotent Lottery System.
[Ding! Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-level time ability 'Moment of Eternity'!]
[Ding! Congratulations on obtaining the divine weapon 'Yama'!]
From then on, I could achieve unparalleled martial arts by relying on lotteries.
My team is full of monsters:
The charlatan brothers spend all day telling fortunes, and they always manage to trick us into their schemes.
The lucky brothers stumbled upon treasures while walking, their resources were so abundant they could crush gods and demons.
Aside from cultivating, the Juanwang brothers would knock on my window in the middle of the night to urge me to practice my swordsmanship.
The foodie girl starts her feast on the battlefield, chasing after the demon god to ask if she can braise it...
When the supreme gods tore the heavens apart and treated all things as mere straw dogs.
I stood with my sword drawn, surrounded by ten stunning beauties and four extraordinary brothers.
I gazed at the sky filled with so-called gods and simply spoke:
"From this day forward, all races shall bow down."
"Anyone who dares to raise their head will be cut down with a single stroke."
[Behind the Scenes] + [No Female Lead] + [Entire Group] + [Development/Raising] + [A Super Hodgepodge]
During his journey through time, Ye Wuchen encountered an accident and merged with the shattered world consciousness of this world, becoming its new world consciousness.
After countless years, under His guidance, this world became the center of all realms, and countless forbidden beings were born from this world.
He possessed an ethereal aura and was a master swordsman who could cleave through eternity with a single sword strike.
A murderous aura swept across the heavens, a testament to the blood sacrifice of a demonic giant who forged the Human Emperor Banner, a feat that marked an era.
There are unrestrained and wild martial arts masters who can shatter the heavens with a single punch.
There was a great Confucian scholar who attained enlightenment in Longchang and became a sage on the spot.
There are true Buddhas who sacrifice themselves for others and voluntarily transform into relics to suppress heavenly demons.
There is a great venerable who can fight three thousand emperors with one hand and sweep across eight thousand continents with both hands.
………
[Starting at SSS level, elegant and invincible, many trump cards, no system]
Kids, I was dumped by the school beauty at the beginning.
But don’t panic, as the reincarnation of the Nine Netherworld Emperor, I can directly awaken the SSS-level Ten Kings of Hell!
What! As a time traveler, I don’t have a system?
Still not panicking! I have a congenital taboo: red paper umbrellas!
Who cares about alien invasions or the advent of all worlds!
Pull out the sword from the umbrella, transform into a ghost sword fairy, and kill gods and demons with one sword!