[The Fourth Calamity] + [Ensemble Cast] + [No Female Lead] + [Behind-the-Scenes] + [All Characters are Silly] + [Lighthearted]
Native Cultivator A: "Have you heard? The Guiyuan Sect is a den of demons! Their disciples are all fearless, specializing in low-level attacks, and they even carry excrement with them!" Native Cultivator B: "It's terrifying! Last time I saw dozens of them performing a shamanistic ritual around a demon altar, and they actually managed to break the demon's soul!" Shopkeeper of the Treasure Pavilion: "Don't even mention it! They're a bunch of bandits! Last time, over a hundred of them surrounded me and tried to bargain; I almost died there!"
Guiyuan Sect Master Jiang Chen (covering his face): "I'm tired. Let's destroy them. This batch of disciples is just too difficult to manage..."
Player (excited face): "Sect Master, don't be discouraged! When does the new event start? I heard the guardian beast of the Qingyang Sect next door is quite fat, when are we going to go and stew it?"
This is a hilarious story about a sect leader forced into active duty, who, along with a group of silly players who do everything except cause trouble, turns the cultivation world upside down. (Note: This book is slow-paced, detail-oriented, features an ensemble cast, and contains many mind-numbingly absurd situations. Please read with caution while eating.)
Immediately after reincarnation, Mu Fenghua encountered her younger brother, also in her womb, who wanted to steal her life force. Thus, while still in the womb, Mu Fenghua began her days of beating her brother. Meanwhile, her scumbag father wanted to kill his wife and children and enter the Path of Ruthlessness. Of course, she let him rest in peace. Later, Mu Fenghua lived a mundane life of eating, cultivating, and beating her brother. But who could tell her that her mother's family was actually the Mu family, a revered medical cultivation family in the cultivation world? Later still, Mu Fenghua became the most skilled but also the most exorbitantly priced medical cultivator in the cultivation world.
Everyone knows that healers hold a special position in the cultivation world, revered yet possessing negligible combat power, requiring protection. Everyone assumed that Mu Fenghua, the number one healer in the cultivation world, was also weak, but when she unleashed a single, earth-shattering sword strike that shocked everyone present, the world was dumbfounded.
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[Family Harmony] + [Genius] + [Pseudo-Quick Transmigration, Pseudo-Multiverse] + [Pseudo-Multiverse]
Gu Yuan's reincarnation skills are top-notch. He was born as the eldest son of the Longevity Emperor Clan. His father is the current Heavenly Emperor, and his grandfather is a True Immortal in the Mortal World!
On his eighteenth birthday, he awakened a [Multiverse Worker System].
The game starts by sending him to survive in a world that has been engulfed in darkness and to end it.
Gu Yuan decisively decided to hand it over to his family.
The next second, Gu Yuan found his Heavenly Emperor father: "Father, I've discovered the coordinates of a new world, it's rich in resources!"
Father Gu was overjoyed: "Well done, son! Someone, awaken the ancestor, prepare for the cross-realm conquest!"
Qin Feng is reborn in another world.
The intelligent brain descended, and the [World Dimension] appeared.
Popular novels in real life can be used to develop martial arts techniques!
Country M has the Marvel system, while Country R has systems such as the Beads system.
But my great nation of China has only a garbage system.
Qin Feng was overjoyed when he discovered the gap in the novel.
Gu Long and Jin Yong created a completely new martial arts system.
There are even more advanced martial arts, fantasy, and other genres waiting for him to create.
Qin Feng declares: China is rising!
Wu Chen transmigrated to a blue planet where everyone cultivates immortality. This place is interconnected with the cultivation world, and its spiritual energy has been revived for five hundred years, a time of flourishing immortality. [Ding! The Only Spark System of the Dharma-Ending Era has been successfully activated!] [In this world, spiritual energy has been extinguished, and the embers of all laws are about to die out!] [This system will do its utmost to help the host rekindle the Dao fire in the Dharma-Ending Era, continue the inheritance of all laws, and restore the flourishing world of immortality!] Wu Chen: "?" This system seems a bit off. System: In the Dharma-Ending Era, spiritual energy is as thin as dust! Even low-grade spiritual herbs like the Tongming Grass, which contains the essence of moonlight, are now legendary! Wu Chen looked at the Tongming Grass planted in the school's green belt and casually picked ten stalks. System: ? Spiritual energy absorption efficiency increased by 100%! ...System: In the Dharma-Ending Era, very few people possess opportunities, but the path to enlightenment is long and arduous, and opportunities are extremely important. Even if it's difficult, please...
When Ye Chen woke up, he found himself in the Nine Nether Continent. Before he could even figure out his situation, a system notification sounded in his mind, indicating that there was only one core mission—to take on disciples, prove his Dao through his disciples, and rise to power.
"Ding! A prodigy with a aptitude of 100 has been detected. Taking him as a disciple will unlock the [Supreme Emperor Weapon] awakening reward!"
"Ding! A peerless talent with a aptitude of 100 has been detected. You can receive a [Emperor-level Cultivation Technique] upon accepting him as your disciple!"
"bite!……"
Ever since taking on a disciple, Ye Chen's protective instincts have been off the charts. One day, upon hearing that someone dared to bully his disciple, his eyes turned cold: "Where is your sect?"
Before the words were even finished, a colossal cauldron, ten thousand feet tall, descended from the sky and smashed directly into the opponent's mountain gate. When the dust settled, the provocateur was completely dead.
Centuries later, legends about the "Heavenly Palace" circulated throughout the Nine Nether Continent, moving all who heard them:
"You're saying those saintly ancestors who have lived for countless ages are vying to join the Heavenly Palace? And they only want to be menial servants?"
"You're saying that a supreme rogue cultivator who once dominated a region, fought tooth and nail to get into the Heavenly Palace, only to end up guarding the gate?"
"You're saying that even quasi-emperors have to pull strings and beg to get into the Heavenly Palace, just to secure an elder position?"
"What's even more outrageous is that some people say there are as many saints as fish crossing a river in the Heavenly Palace, supreme beings are everywhere, and even the number of Great Emperors is more than the number of core disciples in our sect?"
[Behind the Scenes + Transmigration + Multiverse + Fourth Calamity + System]
What's it like to start as the Heavenly Dao?
Gu Ran wakes up to find himself transformed into the Heavenly Dao of Earth. As events unfold, he learns that a great secret lies hidden behind the seemingly ordinary Earth.
The myths of ancient times are not legends, but true stories that happened in the past.
For various reasons, the ancestral planet shattered and broke into numerous smaller worlds scattered throughout the myriad realms, and Earth was one of the original fragments.
As our understanding of the laws of nature deepens, the unique characteristics of Earth begin to emerge.
Earth is a core fragment of the ancestral planet, capable of continuously devouring other worlds to strengthen itself. Thus, Gu Ran embarked on a path of plundering the heavens.
World War? How about the Fourth Calamity?
A chosen one? Send a transmigrator there, give him a system, seize his fortune, and destroy his destiny.
One after another, transmigrators were sent by Gu Ran to various worlds. Many years later, Earth was besieged by many worlds.
Gu Ran calmly sent a message to the transmigrators from various worlds: Our ancestral planet is in danger, you must return immediately!
Transmigrator Number One: What! It's been so long since I left home, it's time to go back and visit!
Transmigrator Number Two: Anyone who dares to bully my ancestral star, no matter how far away, will be punished!
………………
As the various transmigrators were recalled, the myriad realms watched as powerful beings stood in the void above Earth, looking as if they had seen a ghost.
The army of time travelers: Are you the ones who have offended our ancestral planet?
As the words fell, world after world crumbled and transformed into primordial power to nourish the Earth.
Gu Ran looked pleased: "You're such a good child, you've all grown up..."
[Behind the Scenes] + [No Female Lead] + [Entire Group] + [Development/Raising] + [A Super Hodgepodge]
During his journey through time, Ye Wuchen encountered an accident and merged with the shattered world consciousness of this world, becoming its new world consciousness.
After countless years, under His guidance, this world became the center of all realms, and countless forbidden beings were born from this world.
He possessed an ethereal aura and was a master swordsman who could cleave through eternity with a single sword strike.
A murderous aura swept across the heavens, a testament to the blood sacrifice of a demonic giant who forged the Human Emperor Banner, a feat that marked an era.
There are unrestrained and wild martial arts masters who can shatter the heavens with a single punch.
There was a great Confucian scholar who attained enlightenment in Longchang and became a sage on the spot.
There are true Buddhas who sacrifice themselves for others and voluntarily transform into relics to suppress heavenly demons.
There is a great venerable who can fight three thousand emperors with one hand and sweep across eight thousand continents with both hands.
………
Lu Jun was completely dumbfounded when he opened his eyes—he had transmigrated into the body of the little golden crow in the Lich King arc, what a hellish start!
Fortunately, the decision-making system arrived, giving him a glimmer of hope.
Faced with a choice, Lu Jun realized her mistake and decisively chose to use moral blackmail.
He modified the supreme killing Zhou Tian Xing Dou Grand Array into a primordial open-source project, and conveniently tied the array to himself.
From then on, his fate was in his own hands: if he lived, he would bring blessings to the world; if he died, the great formation would collapse, the primordial sky would disappear, and the immeasurable calamity would arrive ahead of schedule.
The sage was torn, wanting to advance the Great Kalpa, yet afraid to touch this self-destructing truck.
After all, whoever possesses such karma will die.
Lu Jun: "So it turns out that as long as I have no morals, I can live so happily. What else is there to say? Let's just go and destroy them."
(The rating has just been released and will increase later.)
(This book is also known as: The Primordial Era: The Great Dao is Silent, Only Bestowing Merit), The Primordial Era: The Happy Every Day of the Self-Destructing Truck, The Primordial Era: Lu Jun Frowns, Ready to Explode with the Other Party, The Primordial Era: The Great Dao's Most Beloved Child, The Primordial Era: I Am the Heavenly Emperor, Suppressing All Enemies)
Zhou Qingqing traveled through time and space.
She turned into a flower that could absorb spiritual energy for cultivation.
Before she could be happy for long, three Taoists pressed down the clouds and said that they would split her into three and turn her into the treasure of enlightenment.
[Damn it, you don’t want a good innate treasure, but want to split it into three top-grade spiritual treasures. Are you stupid...]
Zhou Qingqing, who knew that the waters of the prehistoric world were deep and the way of heaven was irreversible, cursed in her heart, and then prepared to completely give up and die early and be reborn.
However, to her surprise, not only did she not die, but she was transplanted back to East Kunlun and was taken care of by the Three Pure Ones...