Hu Xi, a failed art student, drinks in a beer hall and wants to join the army. Here comes the top painting system.
[The host's paintings of women are formless and soulless, starting with the painting of women's feet]
"Drawing feet on the first day of school?"
Hu Xi found a pair of ideal jade feet, but he never expected it to be the campus beauty senior.
In order to become a top painter, Hu Xi paints live.
I drew a JK painting with no women but only JK uniforms flying, and it became a hit!
…
In the painting exam, the questions were so realistic that Hu Xi drew US dollars, using his own color-changing ink and anti-counterfeiting labels.
After finishing the painting, he was taken away by the police.
…
To paint anti-war propaganda posters, Hu Xi painted "The Rise of Empire".
Netizens around the world shuddered after seeing this.
After the painting was finished, he was taken away again.
Next.
One after another thrilling paintings appeared under the pen of Xiao Huzi.
Every time a painting is finished, it is taken away.
…
Remember to ask: "Where did the inspiration come from?"
"I like to stay in Ferrari for inspiration, because I was blocked by Ferrari, I am going to look for inspiration in Lamborghini."
"Did you know that 29.99 million of your 30 million followers are haters?
"Don't you still have 10,000 rich women fans?"
“What do you think about the relationship between art and pretense?”
"Art is all about pretense. I like the word pretense. I've been pretentious since I was a child, and I'm still pretentious now, hahaha~"
Lin Mo transmigrated to a parallel world where creative writing is celebrated and a large-scale storytelling competition is held annually. This year's competition's theme is fantasy. For Lin Mo, whose previous life only involved watching anime and reading fanfiction, this was practically a death knell. Fortunately, Lin Mo was quick-witted and soon came up with a perfect solution. Why not combine his favorite anime with fantasy to create something unique? Thus, under Lin Mo's command, the era of Luffy's Great Martial God began. Meanwhile, in the Dragon Kingdom of the Chinese mainland, the government was in chaos, and uprisings raged across the land. Before his execution by the dynasty, the former Martial God Roger revealed his cultivation artifact, 'Vampire,' at the execution ground; whoever found it could become the next Martial God…
Name: Qi Yaojiu
Date of birth: January 9, 1986
Place of birth: Manjaedo Island, Sinan County, Jeollanam-do
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Graduated from: Department of Film, Hanyang University
Occupation: Director
Company: K Broadcasting Station, 34th Publicly Recruited PD.
Representative works include: Three Meals a Day, Knowing Bros, Crime Scene Investigation, New Journey to the West, Earth Bouncy, Business Trip 15 Nights, Apartment 404, Signal, While You Were Sleeping, Goblin, Seoul Spring, etc.
Major achievements: KBS, SBS, MBC, TVN, JTBC Entertainment Awards, Baeksang Arts Awards (Drama and Film categories), etc.
Don't ask why there are so many top-rated variety shows, and so many popular TV dramas and movies.
There's nothing I can do; my soul has been transmigrated. I can't stand the food or the living conditions.
The system also stated that to truly be oneself, one must achieve a lifetime achievement award in H country's variety shows, TV dramas, and movies.
Who would have known that after all that, the honors and the beautiful women would just fade away...
Ahem! Anyway, our motto is: Success in both career and love, from the second generation to the fifth.
[Hilarious + Pampered by the whole family + The female lead's love interest is Murong Yan after she becomes an adult]
[A talkative, sharp-tongued female lead whose sharp tongue outpaces her brain ❤️ A male lead who has been reborn nine times and has eight hundred cunning schemes]
Luo Yan transmigrated into a book where her whole family were villains. Her scumbag father was the villainous Prince Qin, and her scumbag mother was the real daughter who was switched at birth and was also a vicious female supporting character. Because she loved the male lead but could not have him, she plotted against the male lead's uncle who was in a wheelchair.
The father is a cold-hearted scumbag, and the mother is a vicious scumbag.
The scumbag father also has three villainous adopted sons: the eldest brother is ruthless and vicious, the second brother is a smiling tiger, and the third brother is a pure villain who kills without blinking an eye. In addition, there is a twin brother who is a reborn madman.
She almost drowned right from the start, a disastrous beginning. To survive, she had to constantly appease her unreliable parents and reform her wicked older brother and three adopted brothers.
With her efforts, she managed to coax the whole family into smiling.
The scumbag father got up from his wheelchair and resolved the misunderstanding with the scumbag mother; they got married first and then fell in love.
My older brother has overcome his childhood trauma.
Second Brother's smile became genuine.
Third Brother has become more compassionate.
His own brother also put aside his resentment and became a renowned general.
*
Later, the King of Qin went to his fiefdom, and Luo Yan became the local princess, living a leisurely life until one day she received many portraits of young noblemen, and she was indirectly pressured to get married.
King of Qin: Which prince did the princess choose?
Guard: Your Highness, the princess has burned all the portraits and run away from home.
King of Qin: ………
*
"Your Highness, the Princess has returned with a message."
"Does she know she was wrong?"
"No, the princess said she wants to elope with the regent of the Great Gan Kingdom."
“…”
[Urban fantasy + System + Romantic flirtation + Stay-at-home dad + Cute baby + Satisfying read + No internal energy + Single female lead + Beijing elite circle + Campus sweetheart + Husband snatching]
After his divorce, Ye Feng obtained the All-Powerful Dad System, possessing unparalleled skills.
He moved into Zijin Garden with his daughter and started a crazy money-making spree. His delicious food made countless foodies drool, his paintings were sought after by big shots, and his medical skills were unparalleled...
Wang Muliu: Master Ye's painting skills are far superior to mine. Even if I practice for another hundred years, I would not be able to reach such a level.
An Daoquan: Doctor Ye, your medical skills are unparalleled, please accept me as your apprentice. Shen Qingcheng's hotel's catering has been repeatedly complained about, leaving her with no choice but to seek help from her "ex-husband."
Best friend: "Your husband is so hard to get an appointment with! When can I do a profile interview with him?" Shen Qingcheng: "He hasn't agreed to remarry me yet..."
Top producer Lin You died from overwork and was reborn back to his first year of high school.
In this parallel world, the hardware is superhuman, everyone has devices comparable to supercomputers, but the games they play are reskinned garbage from twenty years ago!
Just as he was heartbroken, the [Game Emperor System] awakened.
Starting rewards include [God-level code direct translation] and [Artistic rendering engine].
Simply by publishing the game, you can receive rewards based on the "emotional impact" it generates.
From then on, a revolutionary "emperor" was born.
While gamers around the world were moved to tears by the storyline of his To the Moon, he was tormenting streamers to the point of mental breakdown with Getting Over It.
While critics hailed Eden as "the embodiment of the ninth art," business giants feared Pangu would redefine the market with Battle Royale and Auto Chess.
It wasn't until the identity was exposed that the world was horrified to discover that the gentle dream weaver and the ruthless rule-maker were actually the same person.
Lin You: "Don't get excited, I'm just an emotionless game porter... no, an emotion harvester."
Rogge is reborn into a semi-utopian world where material resources are plentiful, but entertainment is extremely scarce.
This semi-utopian world is a near-perfect existence, free from hunger, crime, and war, except for entertainment. However, as Roger creates tokusatsu works such as "Armor Hero," "Kamen Rider," and "Ultraman" in this world, it is no longer lacking in entertainment.
Afterwards, Roger produced various animated works, such as *Fruit Ninja*, *Super Beast Force*, *Naruto*, and *Re:Zero -Starting Life in Another World-*.
Current progress of Armor Hero: Armor Hero Xingtian
Kamen Rider Progression: Kamen Rider Agito
Ultraman progress: Ultraman Dyna
Super Sentai Progression: Ninpu Sentai Harekenger
[One woman, multiple men + strong female lead + healing + universally adored and beloved + fiercely competitive battleground + let's take away the furry little fiery hell!]
Liang He, who loves petting fluffy creatures, flew from Blue Star to Tianyao Star and became a zookeeper in an animal sanctuary, giving her colleagues a little shock right from the start.
To allow the entire intergalactic world to enjoy the fun of virtually petting furry creatures, Liang He chose to start an animal livestream, instantly making the furry animals the top stars in the intergalactic world.
Then, Liang He was surprised to discover that the furry creatures, who seemed to have an innate talent for trending on social media, all had extraordinary backgrounds.
The Ink-Gold Tiger, unmoved even when its belly was used as a pillow, was actually a Federal Marshal; the Platinum Lion, who offered no resistance even when its tail was used as a toy, was actually the Imperial Crown Prince; the Azure Falcon, willingly serving as a mount, was actually the First Commander on the battlefield; and then there was him, him, and them…
Everyone: Impossible! Absolutely impossible! This isn't the marshal (crown prince, commander) they know!
In order to evolve into a beast-like spiritual form, SSS-level beastmen in the evolutionary stage will periodically transform into ferocious beasts and be sent to the Royal Key Animal Protection Area located on Tianyao Star.
They lacked human consciousness, rejected human approach, and refused to be kept in captivity or fed, until her arrival.
Nobles, emperors, and generals all submitted to her alone.
Mini-theater:
Liang He, who always thought that SSS-level beastmen would remain in their beast form for life, fell asleep one day as usual, hugging a bunch of fluffy things. When she woke up again, she saw a handsome and domineering face embracing her.
"Who...who are you?! Give me back my fluffy stuff!"
[The Fourth Calamity] + [Ensemble Cast] + [No Female Lead] + [Behind-the-Scenes] + [All Characters are Silly] + [Lighthearted]
Native Cultivator A: "Have you heard? The Guiyuan Sect is a den of demons! Their disciples are all fearless, specializing in low-level attacks, and they even carry excrement with them!" Native Cultivator B: "It's terrifying! Last time I saw dozens of them performing a shamanistic ritual around a demon altar, and they actually managed to break the demon's soul!" Shopkeeper of the Treasure Pavilion: "Don't even mention it! They're a bunch of bandits! Last time, over a hundred of them surrounded me and tried to bargain; I almost died there!"
Guiyuan Sect Master Jiang Chen (covering his face): "I'm tired. Let's destroy them. This batch of disciples is just too difficult to manage..."
Player (excited face): "Sect Master, don't be discouraged! When does the new event start? I heard the guardian beast of the Qingyang Sect next door is quite fat, when are we going to go and stew it?"
This is a hilarious story about a sect leader forced into active duty, who, along with a group of silly players who do everything except cause trouble, turns the cultivation world upside down. (Note: This book is slow-paced, detail-oriented, features an ensemble cast, and contains many mind-numbingly absurd situations. Please read with caution while eating.)
Now you are watching——
The live broadcast room of the number one cat appraiser on the Internet, the new-age Elvis, the cat's close friend, the cat clan's spiritual mentor, the prairie cat-stroking knight...
"Cuteness is justice, and cats bring blessings!"
"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Nian!"
"A cat appraiser!"
At the beginning, Chen Nian just wanted to be an ordinary cat appraisal anchor and make a little money.
But after a round-eared cat appeared in the live broadcast room...
Everything has changed!
"What? You said this is a stray cat you picked up?!"
"You are such a torture, kid!"
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