[Mortal Realm - Immortal Realm - God Realm - Holy Realm - Chaos Realm - Tao Realm - All Heavens and Myriad Worlds]

The girlfriend broke up with him at the beginning? Jiang Ling was not sad at all, and sold her to the illegal coal mine!

Travel across Xuantian Continent, awaken the infinite plug-in system, and whoever you make unhappy with is Dabidou!

What do you mean you are the emperor? I'll kill you in seconds

What do you mean you are the Immortal Emperor? I'll kill you in seconds

What do you mean you are the God Emperor? I'll kill you in seconds

……

No matter what your cultivation level is, I can kill you in seconds!

[Magic Cultivator + Decisive Killer + Fun-loving Person + Flexible Moral Bottom Line]

What would you do if you were immortal and could ignore all restrictions at the beginning?

Jun Lin: "I don't eat beef!"

What a joke, I'm immortal, so what's wrong with being a little arrogant?

What? Steal my things?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You look down on me?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You want to kill me?

I'm still going to explode with you!

I came here to be the emperor. If you wrong the emperor, he will not smile at you!

Anyone who stabs me to my face shall be sentenced to death, and all nine generations of his clan shall be exterminated to serve as a warning to others!

[System, Entertainment Industry, Comedy, Acting, Music, Transmigration, Power Fantasy (Shuangwen)]

[AI generated summary]

After a lifetime of relentless effort, actor Ye Xiao finally lands his dream—the leading role in a major production. His triumph is cut tragically short when a freak accident on set ends his life. He reawakens to find he's been given a second chance, transmigrated into a parallel world where the entertainment industry is the most glorious and respected path one can take.

His excitement soars when a System binds to his soul, a golden ticket in a world built for stardom. However, his destiny takes a sharp, comical turn. The System, his supposed key to success, is a vast "Music Library." For Ye Xiao, a dedicated actor who is completely tone-deaf and can't read a single note of music, this is a cruel joke.

The System's first directive is an ultimatum: rise in the music world and earn points, or face a second, permanent death. Forced into a career he knows nothing about and is hilariously inept at, Ye Xiao's first request to his omnipotent System isn't for a chart-topping song, but for help enrolling in a basic music class so he can learn to decipher the "ghostly talismans" it calls sheet music.

This novel follows the comedic journey of a man who wants to be a legendary actor but is forced by a life-or-death system to become a music icon first. Armed with a library of classic hits from his old world but zero personal talent, he must reluctantly conquer the music charts, all while hilariously trying to steer his chaotic new life back to his true passion: the silver screen.

Traveling through the fantasy world, Lu Nianli became the eldest son of the King of Zhenbei of the Dafeng Dynasty. However, he was born with a useless body and was unable to practice. He was forced to become the number one playboy in the dynasty and obtain a system of playing badly.

As long as you play badly, you can get rewards, including the world's number one intelligence organization Bai Xiao Tang, the peerless killer Liu Jian Nu, the legendary sword Tian Wen, the world-famous Great Snow Dragon Rider...

Cultivation? Domination? Not possible!

Listening to music in the brothel, enjoying the romance, flowers, snow and moon, without having to do anything else, start the show!

The prince created his own rouge review, and all the empresses of the past dynasties were included in the list!

One day, this prince will raise the Rouge Review and open the gate of heaven.

Let me ask the fairies in heaven, who dares to come to this world!

Genius cultivation + system flow + transmigration + multiple women

Fellow cultivators and partners are all over the world, making my path to immortality seem like I'm on a cheat code!

"System, what functions do you have?" Li Xi, who had just received the system, asked expectantly.

"The path to immortality is long, so be kind to others! This system is a super emotional intelligence system. It will automatically monitor and correct the host's low emotional intelligence behavior, including swearing, fighting, murder, and other bad deeds. At the same time, the system will urge the host to maintain relationships with other fellow cultivators and increase their affinity. When the number of fellow cultivators and partners the host has made reaches a certain level, there will be additional title rewards..."

"This..." Li Xi suddenly realized that something was wrong with this broken system. Why is it that when others cultivate immortality, they can dominate the world and settle scores with ease, but when it comes to me, I have to be a nice guy and act like a grandson everywhere? This immortal cultivation is too frustrating!

(This book will not be cruel to the protagonist, so please read with confidence.)

The protagonist, Lin Fan, journeys through a world where high-level martial arts meets immortal cultivation, awakening the "Emperor of All Universes Cultivation System." From the outset, he possesses ultimate powers like "Words Make Laws Happen," "Invulnerable to All Laws," and "A Single Thought Across All Universes." However, the system forces him into a "playing dumb" mission—if his true strength is revealed, he'll be stripped of his "slacking privileges" and forced to work 997 dungeon hours. To stay safe, Lin Fan is forced to assume the personas of "good-for-nothing" and "passerby," feigning intimidation before the sons of fortune, daughters of heaven, and even old monsters. In reality, he's quietly plundering the world's fortune, conquering beauties of all races, and establishing the "Salted Fish Alliance." Ultimately, he removes his persona before the entire universe, declaring, "Actually, I've been invincible for a long time. I just didn't bother to say it."

City + System + Funny + Dark

Countless couples are making love on the Ferris wheel.

Zhang Bei hummed a little tune and pressed the red button.

The Ferris wheel, which was a hundred meters high, suddenly stopped.

Then it turned sideways.

Countless couples sitting on chairs were catapulted into the air, connected only by a rope.

After a few seconds, the entire Ferris wheel was like a rapidly spinning plate.

Countless couples played warm and harmonious games in the air.

On the bungee jumping machine, there is a human yo-yo at a height of 90 meters.

On a bumper car, escape underground in an area filled with zombies and ghosts.

The doctor looked at the tourist who had just gotten off the roller coaster and stuffed a quick-acting heart pill into the strong man's mouth.

His eyes were full of resentment.

"Boss, if this goes on, someone will die!"

"No, look how happy they are!"

(You can use your invincible cultivation at any time, but your body needs to be upgraded! Don't suppress it, don't feel depressed.)

The good-for-nothing Chen Changan accidentally gained 999 billion years of invincible cultivation!

But because his body is too weak, using his invincible cultivation will deduct his lifespan???

So Chen Changan started a side business in the small clinic.

A medicinal herb that can extend your life by ten years can help you kill a demon lord.

A medicinal herb with a lifespan of twenty years can kill an Immortal Emperor.

A body-building technique that increases lifespan by fifty years, and a talisman that allows one to cultivate to the level of an Immortal Emperor.

……

A few years later, Chen Changan stood at the door of the small clinic. Looking at the creatures from all over the world kneeling in submission at the door, he sighed deeply.

If I say that I am just a small doctor who wants to cultivate my body and achieve immortality, would you believe me?

Li Dao traveled to another world, became a famous good man, and awakened the super blackmail system.

The only function is to strengthen all the extorted items!!

[Ding! The extortion was successful. The Nanming Lihuo was strengthened into the Nanming Divine Fire.]

…

So, Li Dao blackmailed Tianjiao while maintaining his identity as a role model of righteousness.

The Saint is here to break off the engagement? Be careful on your way back.

The Son of God is here to provoke me? Hang him up and beat him first, then tie him up.

The Saint's Master came to see me for something? Sorry, I was a little rough with you. I'll be more careful next time.

Before the time travel, Su Mu guarded the reservoir, received five social insurances and one housing fund, fished every day, and lived a life of lying down. However, he touched a high-voltage line during a wild fishing trip and traveled to another world.

After the time travel, he still guarded the reservoir?

No, this doesn't seem to be a reservoir? !

.......

On this day, Su Mu, who was fishing in the long river of time, met the empress who was swimming upstream.

"Who is coming? Where are you going!"

"Go to the upper world to save people."

Looking at the empress in white, Su Mu put down the fishing rod and said faintly: "You can save people, but pay the toll."

.....

Dogs in the long river of time also come to meddle? Come to the long river of time to hang out whenever you have something to do?

To those immortal emperors who recklessly flow against the river of time and destroy the order of time, Su Mu said:

"The past was the past, and the present is the present."

"If you all mess around, will I still be the governor of the river?"

"Also, you protagonists who pass through the river of time and travel to various worlds, don't you need to pay tolls for traveling?"

"No money now? Take out a loan, and sign a pledge."

The protagonists said with tears in their eyes: "Before traveling, I had a mortgage. Now that I have traveled through time, I still have to bear a "travel loan"??"