City + System + Funny + Dark

Countless couples are making love on the Ferris wheel.

Zhang Bei hummed a little tune and pressed the red button.

The Ferris wheel, which was a hundred meters high, suddenly stopped.

Then it turned sideways.

Countless couples sitting on chairs were catapulted into the air, connected only by a rope.

After a few seconds, the entire Ferris wheel was like a rapidly spinning plate.

Countless couples played warm and harmonious games in the air.

On the bungee jumping machine, there is a human yo-yo at a height of 90 meters.

On a bumper car, escape underground in an area filled with zombies and ghosts.

The doctor looked at the tourist who had just gotten off the roller coaster and stuffed a quick-acting heart pill into the strong man's mouth.

His eyes were full of resentment.

"Boss, if this goes on, someone will die!"

"No, look how happy they are!"

Chu He obtained a broken Lord God and started his own black shop career.

"Lord God, please scatter my ashes in the sea when I die."

"Why?"

"Even if I die, I will still go wild."

This is a story about the trade of the world and the wandering journey of a black-hearted businessman.

Don't care about life or death, just fight if you don't agree!!!

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Being reincarnated in a cultivation world, Han Jue realizes that he can live his life like a video game. He can reroll his cultivation potential and connate providence.

So, he spends 11 years rerolling for a good one…

[Unparalleled: Immortal beauty, top-notch charm]

[Destined Sword Fanatic: Top-notch Sword Dao aptitude, top-notch Sword Dao comprehension]

[Unparalleled Movement Technique: Top-notch movement technique aptitude]

[Descendant of the Immortal Emperor: You will receive an unparalleled cultivation technique and 1,000 superior-grade spirit stones]

In pursuit of longevity, Han Jue decides to cultivate in a low-profile manner.

A thousand years later, generations of cultivators have become history.

That is when the Immortal Realm decides to clean up the mortal world. So, Han Jue finally has no choice but to take action.

Then he realizes, deities and gods aren’t that powerful after all!

[Relaxed + funny + invincible master + fierce bandit system + backer king + the sixth in the sect + group favorite + bullying + not a very serious cultivation, pure pickaxe~]

After five years of listening to music in the brothel, the system can no longer sit still.

[System: Brother, do you want to be invincible? As long as you complete the novice mission...]

Xu Anshan: Do you think I need it?

I am the leader of Wu Shi Peak, the number one sect in Luhua Island.

My senior sisters are all overlords in their respective areas, and my master and grandmaster dote on me in every way.

You are extremely powerful, and my master has reached the age of 15.

You are the elder of a famous family, and your master is Mei Jigui.

You are a thousand-year-old ghost, and my master Mei is now a 15-year-old.

[System: Brother, I admit that your master is indeed very strong, but if I activate the plateau bloodline, the system circle rules will be terrified when they see me. I wonder if your master can still compete with me.]

[System: My host must be protected by me! ]

Until one day——

The Demon Emperor arrived, and Xu An called his master to no avail. He saw his master called her master, and his master's master called his master, and his master's master's master called his master...

Until the void was shattered, a master from the Emperor Realm stepped through the void and came.

The Wu Shi Peak lineage’s main focus is on bullying others by taking advantage of their power!

【System: ...I don’t accept it!!!】

[System: Wait for me to go out hunting!!!]

[System: My host must be protected by me! ! ! ]

Travel to the magical world of cultivation, activate the most powerful auxiliary system, read, comprehend, deduce, and do everything.

bite!

Consume 50 billion of the five elements' essence, and upgrade your spiritual roots to divine quality!

bite!

The host enters a state of enlightenment, his comprehension increases a hundredfold, and he instantly learns ten unique skills!

bite!

Consuming fifty thousand of the five elements' essence, he deduced the master-level secret skill "The Vast Sea and the Mountain-Splitting Seal", which is worth a million spirit stones!

bite……

The host is already invincible!

When he woke up, the former Ten Thousand Law Immortal Venerable traveled to the earth. The aura is exhausted, how can he re-cultivate? How should he punish mortals for their arrogance? And what's going on with this sweet black-bellied daughter?

It is impossible to refine weapons, and I will never be able to refine weapons in this lifetime. I don’t know how to refine pills, so I can only rely on auctions to make a living. Although I often pretend to be cool and show off, this is the only way to beat the geniuses and make a living.

Main characters: Lei Yun, Feng Mengqi, Zhao Ribang,

[Magic Cultivator + Decisive Killer + Fun-loving Person + Flexible Moral Bottom Line]

What would you do if you were immortal and could ignore all restrictions at the beginning?

Jun Lin: "I don't eat beef!"

What a joke, I'm immortal, so what's wrong with being a little arrogant?

What? Steal my things?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You look down on me?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You want to kill me?

I'm still going to explode with you!

I came here to be the emperor. If you wrong the emperor, he will not smile at you!

Anyone who stabs me to my face shall be sentenced to death, and all nine generations of his clan shall be exterminated to serve as a warning to others!

[Mortal Realm - Immortal Realm - God Realm - Holy Realm - Chaos Realm - Tao Realm - All Heavens and Myriad Worlds]

The girlfriend broke up with him at the beginning? Jiang Ling was not sad at all, and sold her to the illegal coal mine!

Travel across Xuantian Continent, awaken the infinite plug-in system, and whoever you make unhappy with is Dabidou!

What do you mean you are the emperor? I'll kill you in seconds

What do you mean you are the Immortal Emperor? I'll kill you in seconds

What do you mean you are the God Emperor? I'll kill you in seconds

……

No matter what your cultivation level is, I can kill you in seconds!

The Card Creator is a very ordinary profession. Simply put, the incumbent seals various kinds of abilities, illusions, images and so on in blank cards for convenience of use.

Lu Ming, who initially planned to lead an idle life, had a not-so-boring dream now — He hopes to seal the entire world in the cards.

One still needed to have dreams. What if you could realize them?