"Disciple, is that really your father?"

"Yes Master, what's wrong?"

"From now on, don't call me Master. I'll call you Young Master and you call me Master. We'll each have our own way."

"Do you see that arrogant man above?"

"Yeah, I see."

"Go up and give him a big slap in the face, then tell him who your father is!"

....

"Ding, it is detected that the host's son has offended a strong man. Based on the principle of fatherly love and filial piety, and the supremacy of fatherly love, the host's realm will be unconditionally raised to Saint!"

One day, Xiao Jinyu took the children to the fairyland...

Eldest son: So, Immortal Emperor, can you lend me your mount so I can roast it and eat it?

Xiao Jinyu: "You know, I have always been so invincible, all thanks to these rebellious sons who cause trouble and fight for their fathers!"

The Immortal Emperor can be destroyed in a snap of a finger!

(Invincible + Lightheartedly Funny + Goofy + Time Travel + No System) Other senior brothers are all gifted and virtuous, with impeccable character, peerless elegance, unparalleled genius, admired by all, like a glittering star! But my senior brother is lazy, greedy, and dishonest. He possesses the Sacred Body of the Great Chaos, yet he's obsessed with money! Cultivation? Even dogs wouldn't practice. I'm already invincible, so a little money isn't too much to ask for, right? — From Lu Xiaochuan's Quotations.

[Ding, it is detected that the host encounters Martial Artist, the system is activated, and a gift package for newbies is awarded. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Martial Dao Sacred Body]

[Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully joining the Martial Dao Sect, stepping into the power of Martial Dao, and being rewarded with a Transcendent Level storage ring]

[Ding, it is detected that the host has been practicing hard all day, the system is very touched, and rewards one thousand spirit stones as encouragement]

[Ding, it is detected that the host has successfully advanced to the Innate Realm and is one step closer to the goal of the Supreme Divine King. The host will be rewarded with a talent draw]

[Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully gaining Master's favor, making some progress in interpersonal communication, triggering a favorability critical hit, and Master's favorability soaring tenfold]

[Ding, the host comforts fellow students, shows friendship and care, rewards the host for breakthroughs in realm, and gets critical hits from fellow disciples]

One day, Ling Feng no longer wanted to practice cultivation and wanted to become a salty fish. While he was lying on the ground basking in the sun, a system prompt rang in his head.

[Ding, it has been detected that the host is combining work and rest, which is in line with the true meaning of spiritual practice. The host will be rewarded with a simplified version of the Nine Sun Magic Skills. The host will become stronger after basking in the sun]

Ling Feng:…………

Just tell the system, what should I do to avoid giving me rewards?

After traveling through the fantasy world for two months, the golden finger has not appeared yet.

What to do? Waiting online...

You think the grandpa who recognizes his master by dripping blood will appear?

Rings, spittoons, tables, stools, vases...even chamber pots, all underwent a blood ceremony to recognize their ownership.

Useless!

You said if I jump off the cliff, maybe the old man will appear?

Brother, if you want me dead, just tell me!

Do you want to try worshipping the big guys from various dimensions?

Xiao Yan, Ultraman, Ye Fan, Han Li, Harry Potter, Balala the Fairies, Iron Man, Superman, Thanos...

Qin Hao offered tablets to all the big guys in the planes he could think of, bathed them, burned incense, and knelt down devoutly every day, never slacking off.

Still no use!

Do you want to travel through time again?

Okay, our main point is to listen to advice. Qin Hao raised the dagger and slashed it on his neck...

[Ding! The Supreme Lottery System has been successfully bound! ]

……

Many years later, when Qin Hao stood on the Divine King Mountain and looked at the countless monks kneeling down at the foot of the mountain, he couldn't help but sigh: "How lonely it is to be invincible!"

Lu Changge traveled through the Lingwu Continent and was reincarnated as a silly roe deer, bound to the "Healing System". To heal, you need to heal points, improve your cultivation bloodline, and evolve your innate magical powers.

The higher the luck of the healing target, the more healing points will be obtained.

Then, he met the beautiful, strong and tragic Son of Destiny.

And then, mmm! It smells so good!

......

Nangong Yu is the prince of the Zhenxi Palace of the Eastern Wasteland Empire. He was born with imperial bones and was accompanied by strange phenomena in heaven and earth when he was born. He became a spiritual master at the age of five and a spiritual master at the age of eight, shocking the Eastern Wasteland.

When he was ten years old, his family was destroyed, the emperor's bones were dug up, and he was exiled to the northern barbarians, competing with dogs for food and fighting with the sky for his life.

Then, he met a silly roe deer and awakened his [Demon Slaughter Battle Body]. The more serious the injury, the stronger the recovery, and the stronger he became with each battle.

......

Lu Changge: Xiaonanzi, let’s go fight?

Nangong Yu: I want to take a break!

One shot heals the soul!

Nangong Yu: Let’s go, I want to beat ten of them!

Everyone: Don’t come over here~~

ps: Also known as (Reincarnation of the Silly Roe Deer: I Became the Protagonist's Gold Finger!)

(I, a silly roe deer, lead my brothers to become gods)

[System, Entertainment Industry, Comedy, Acting, Music, Transmigration, Power Fantasy (Shuangwen)]

[AI generated summary]

After a lifetime of relentless effort, actor Ye Xiao finally lands his dream—the leading role in a major production. His triumph is cut tragically short when a freak accident on set ends his life. He reawakens to find he's been given a second chance, transmigrated into a parallel world where the entertainment industry is the most glorious and respected path one can take.

His excitement soars when a System binds to his soul, a golden ticket in a world built for stardom. However, his destiny takes a sharp, comical turn. The System, his supposed key to success, is a vast "Music Library." For Ye Xiao, a dedicated actor who is completely tone-deaf and can't read a single note of music, this is a cruel joke.

The System's first directive is an ultimatum: rise in the music world and earn points, or face a second, permanent death. Forced into a career he knows nothing about and is hilariously inept at, Ye Xiao's first request to his omnipotent System isn't for a chart-topping song, but for help enrolling in a basic music class so he can learn to decipher the "ghostly talismans" it calls sheet music.

This novel follows the comedic journey of a man who wants to be a legendary actor but is forced by a life-or-death system to become a music icon first. Armed with a library of classic hits from his old world but zero personal talent, he must reluctantly conquer the music charts, all while hilariously trying to steer his chaotic new life back to his true passion: the silver screen.

[No harem + invincible + funny + funny + time travel, please do not enter if you mind. 】

[Old author's new book, 20 million words of experience, likes to dig holes, and reads a few chapters patiently when seeing something unreasonable. ]

The disciple who had just joined the sect came to report in panic:

"Master, something terrible has happened. Our eldest brother has robbed us of our money!"

"What a fuss! It's your senior brother who is trying to benefit us!"

"Big Brother is kidnapping and extortion!"

"Oh, I told you it was Senior Brother who was looking for benefits for us!"

"But, our eldest brother has been possessed by a demon, so we have to take care of this, right?"

"Congratulations, he has finally made progress in his practice!"

"But, Big Brother also killed someone!"

"Why don't you go and help? Sect disciples, grab your weapons!"

[Peerless swordsman, succubus body, daily pitfalls between friends in the world of immortal cultivation, lighthearted and funny]

Chu He, a disciple of the Jiuzhou Immortal Sect, possesses a sword spirit, supreme celestial eyes, and a celestial physique. Countless powerful beings predicted he would become a future leader of the righteous path.

After encountering his Sixth Master, he embarks on an increasingly bizarre path of no return.

The richest man in Jiuzhou: "Chu He Immortal Venerable has not yet cultivated the Tao, but he has already owed hundreds of millions of spirit stones. I am not as courageous as him."

The Demon King of the Demon Realm: "Chu He Immortal Venerable liberated the Demon Realm. He is the belief of our demon clan, so the Beast Ear Mother must be given to him. She cannot not be given to him."

The giant of the magic way: "I will not comment on the fact that the demon god we demon cultivators worship is actually Chu He."

The leader of the Sword Sect: "In terms of lowliness, I am not even a fraction as good as Chu He."

The emperor of the dynasty: "I said to my father at the time, 'Either give me the position of crown prince, or I will become sworn brothers with Chu He, and then I will become emperor.'"

The master of the Tianji Pavilion: "Chu He Immortal Venerable, cultivators in Jiuzhou believe that nine-tenths of the current evil winds and evils are due to you. What do you think?"

Chu He's response to such slander:

"Don't believe everything you hear. I, Chu He, have been upright and honest all my life. I am an honest man."

— "Tianji News"

"Chu He Immortal Venerable said that he can call the wind and rain in Jiuzhou, so let us all be honest."