Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.

In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.

But.

What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?

Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end

Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)

Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane

Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!

(Daily, funny)

(Spoilers + Time Travel + Multiple Realms, a spoiler-heavy variant, proceed with caution if you dislike spoilers!)

Having transmigrated to the world of the Starry Sky Railway, Su Bai obtained the Super Dimensional Auction House, which allows people from all over the world to participate in auctions.

Among his auction items were many precious treasures, but the most precious were the fates of his guests.

Black Tower: "Huh?! You're saying the machine head is going to die, killed by the Iron Tomb of the Annihilation Lord?"

Alicia: "Is this our final ending? It really is a romantic story♪"

Tianli: "Me, knock? My men have all rebelled?"

Aizen: "The universe is so vast, yet my eyes are only focused on the Hogyoku. That's far too narrow-minded."

Luo Ji: "Is this a trap set by the Three-Body Problem? Huh, what the heck is this two-dimensional foil?"

Thanos: "Star God? Is he strong? How does he compare to the Infinity Gauntlet? Oh, and you even have Infinity Stones to contend with?"

Batman: "There's a Kryptonite auction? I'll take it..."

Feng Baobao: "The rat talisman I filmed is so much fun... but it's also very expensive!"

Su Bai: "You all say my auction items are ridiculously expensive, but who knows how hard I worked to find them!"

[Multiverse] + [Honkai Impact 3] + [Chat Group] + [Multiple Women] + [Golden Finger] + [System] + [Transmigration] + [Anime Crossover] + [Female Transformation] + [Transformation] + [Kiana] + [Dual Male/Female Body]

The article contains images of the characters.

Shen Chen, a recent college graduate, was transported to the Star Iron World by a dump truck and joined a chat group.

Shen Chen's wondrous adventures with many beautiful girls in the group.

Shen Chen: Alicia, you're dead!

Alicia: ? ? ?

Shen Chen: Kiana, you and Mei are now separated by death!

Kiana: !!!

Shen Chen: Ying, your brother doesn't want you anymore!

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Shen Chen: Kato Megumi, you've been turned into a game!

Kato Megumi: ? ? What do you mean?

...

Kiana: How did you become my likeness?! And even the End?!

Shen Chen: Of course, it's to save you!

Alicia: Hehehe! °˖✧︎◝︎(⁰▿︎⁰)◜︎✧︎˖°

...

PS: Original title: Xing Tie: In Luofu, join the chat group.

【Pure Moon Text】【Story】Have you ever had a dream?

Have you been having the same dream every night for more than ten years?

Since the moment he crossed over, Yan Fengcang had seen countless times in his dreams nine roads paved with white stones stretching from his feet to the boundless distance.

He once thought that these nine paths would be his golden fingers, but until he completed his understanding of the world and became an excellent agent who was about to follow his sworn brother Kotomine Shiro to participate in the Holy Grail War, he still could not take a single step on the nine paths.

Maybe I can only live a boring life of blowing the whistle, eliminating heretics, and then flirting with the saint under the protection of my sworn brother?

With this thought in mind, on the eve of the Red and Black Holy Grail War, Cang also heard the echo of the [System].

[Ferry through time, across history, walk the ninefold path representing infinite possibilities, leading to the Seat of Heroes]

Wading through the long river of time, Cang Ye looked back at a series of scenes such as "The Lion of Britain" and "The Man Who Cheat Death", and sighed to the sky:

"My family can't make any black whistles anymore, the anchor is really gone."

After traveling back in time as a Hare, he arrived in the Collapse World. To wait for the train to space, Hare decided to bring smiles to everyone's faces by making games. Pink Flying Flower: "When will you, cutie, make more touching games like Undertale?" Metal Cool Wolf: "Next time, I'll definitely beat this Hare in the fighting game Guilty Gear!" Coffin Man: "Civilization made me feel the depth of civilization and the meaning of the world, but I have to delete it, or my company will be unable to repay its debts because of my delays." Polite Boom Punch: "Please, don't make games like Undertale or Overcome Difficulties with Hare!" ... Looking at the comments left by people who were both familiar and a little unfamiliar, Brownie smiled happily. "Hare doesn't just hack into the world, it can also hack into the hearts of others. Brownie uses games to quietly hack into people's lives!"

"This body is the most noble and precious in the mortal world." "I shall hold the supreme power of the world. This body has promised my subjects a dream, an unchanging 'eternity' for thousands of generations." "I truly can do anything! I just can't cook!" Gazing at the elegant purple figure in the mirror, Lei Dianying, who had traveled through time as the God of Thunder and awakened his past life memories after more than three thousand years, recalled his actions over the years with some embarrassment. His remarks, reminiscent of those in the later stages of his chuunibyou, worried deeply about Inazuma's mess. Then, her cheat bar ended. [Ding! Ruler chat group unlocked!] Lei Dianying: ??? [Ding! Future Prime Minister Fujiwara Chika, Nazarick's empty-nest old bones, and Rock King Morax have joined the chat group!] Lei Dianying: ...I understand the logic. The latter two are also rulers. But, Fujiwara Chika... her? The future Prime Minister? What kind of world line is this?! [Ding! Archbishop Candidate Otto, Archbishop Otto of Heavenly Destiny, and Future Archbishop Theresa of Heavenly Destiny have joined the chat group! You're raising poison here, are you the Three-Life Buddha?!

Shirou: Huh? Messenger of Justice? What's that? If you love your sister, go fight in the Holy Grail War. If you can't even kill six people in a row, and you can't even take down an EA, what's the point of being a sister-con? I always take it with my face, understand? Excuse me, young man next door, but you actually need Saber to help you fight in the Holy Grail War? I always tear people apart with my bare hands, okay? You can't even tear a Servant apart with your bare hands, and you're still calling yourself Gudako's dad? Have some shame! Today, I'm going to teach you how to fight the Holy Grail War! ...

Bai Ye traveled to the world of Teyvat, without a system or cheat codes, only the remnant spirit of a demon god, acting as a kind of grandfather to teach him about mechanical engineering and immortal arts.

However, the demon god, having lost his memory, had forgotten his true identity.

It wasn't until the immortal ceremony that an old man, watching his own "death" from the shadows, discovered Bai Ye's abilities.

After crossing over, I also turned into a slime named Rimuru… I thought I had crossed into the anime “Moe King”, but as a result, you actually told me that this is the world of “Xingyue”!

However… Rimuru immediately found out that it was not the “great sage” of the original “Meng Wang” that he acquired his unique skills, but a “great actor”!

Play the role of Enkidu in front of Ishtar and Jin Shining, the character is 100% compatible, and get the inherent Noble Phantasm: the wisdom of the people, the lock of the sky.

Play as the real person of Cihang in front of Shi Huangdi and Jing Ke, with a 100% character fit, and obtain the inherent skill: Immortal Body.

Playing Satan and confronting Jesus in Bethlehem, playing Zhao Yun and Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms of Xingyue…

and many more……

Playing Guinevere in front of Arturia? Playing Saito Guidie in front of Oda Nobunaga? What’s happening here……

Am I not a man? !

…

So in a certain Holy Grail War, Rimuru, who came as a “Faker”, found that he had more and more acquaintances in the Holy Grail War circle, and he (she) looked at her as if something was wrong…

ps; there is a typo that may affect reading

Lin Shuo, a fun-loving guy, travels to the immortal ship Luofu, awakens the rare item trash can system, and starts selling special trash cans containing various rare items.

With the help of the power of strange objects, everyone in the Collapse Iron Universe can become a messenger, and even an artificial star god!

From then on, the quiet and peaceful world of Bengtie was completely messed up.

Su Shang: Eh? There's a transcendental Taixu Sword Intent in the trash can! I've surpassed all my ancestors and become the strongest swordsman in the history of my family?

Fu Xuan: "Fantasy Breaker? Can it nullify all the power of destiny? Absolutely impossible! If that were true, wouldn't I be invincible?"

Hisui: "The [Devil Fruit] worked very well last time. Let's do a pawn deal. You give me all the trash cans, and I can satisfy any of your desires."

Fei Xiao: "Oh? Hu Lei escaped from prison? You're quite brave! Look at my Four Swords of Immortal Execution!"

In the end, the Void Star God watched as one human after another became star god-level beings whose strength was no less than his, and still lingered beside him, and he stopped thinking.

Ahaha: Ha! This is so much fun!