"It's impossible for me to get out of the bath, I'll never get out of the bath in my life. My skin gets itchy as soon as I leave the water, I can only maintain this state of life by lying in the bathtub. Everyone in the pool is amazing, there are water dragons, killer whales, sharks, and they all speak so nicely, I love it here." A certain transmigrator surnamed Gu said this while being held by mon3tr.
Shen Fei arrived on Teyvat and activated the tour guide system. The first guest he bound to was Ying, who was searching for her brother. Aside from Ying, Shen Fei discovered that the only guests he could bind to were demons. So, he used various methods to lure all the gods into his tour group. "Lovely and beautiful Lady Finina, the goddess of water, standing before you is Shen Fei, leader of the Teyvat tour group, and..."
[No main character] + [Viewing experience] + [PV, plot] + [No deliberate attempts at humor]
As the pioneering train travels through the universe, the stars shine once more.
An unknown celestial curtain descends upon the Milky Way.
The destinies of the future and the past intersect at this moment, and the beings of both worlds converge.
[PV: Listen! The revelry is on that divinely blessed mountain peak]
Fire Thief: ...
Bai'er: This is...me?
Paddy: Boss Kevin!
Kevin: That's not me.
When the secret of why the Iron Curtain failed to be born was revealed, the memories of 33,550,336 reincarnations were presented to everyone.
Firewalker (Karslana): I'm...sorry...everyone...but...I...must...keep going!
Black Tower: Interesting, they actually want to kill the mechanical head.
Walter: Another "savior" story?
[A Thousand Stars Travel PV: A Collection of Fables About the Stars - Part 1]
Aha: Aha! Let's set off again, Akivili!
Kiana: Star God? What's that?
[A Thousand Stars Travel PV: A Collection of Fables About the Stars, Part Two]
Huanlong: Destruction is the end of the universe.
Screw Gum: The future depicted in the image is not the real future. Conclusion: It is merely one of infinite possibilities.
Hanabi: Oh? Is it really infinite possibilities?
[PV: Thus Spoke Apocalypse]
Otto: It seems I've finally gotten what I wanted.
Rakshasa: The Tree of Imaginary Numbers?
Durandal: Bishop...
“When I obtained the foundation stone, I was watched by the Amber King and saw a scene I had never imagined.” “What did you see?” “A swarm of insects blotting out the sun, a shattered foundation stone, a hoarse singer, tattered spiderwebs…it wasn’t a happy story.” “So, since you believe everything you see will become reality, what do you plan to do?” “I made some attempts, like protecting the singers who can no longer sing…that’s it.” “Go on, I’m listening.” Sunday looked at Jerami sitting opposite him, nodded expressionlessly, and wrote a few words in his notebook. (From the Robin Kidnapping Suspect's Confession)
Yu Feng accidentally traveled to the Type-Moon world and was bound to the life simulation system. He started as a golden legend!
In the Arthurian era, he was King Arthur's most loyal knight and spent a good night with him.
In the Uruk era, he was a close friend of Shan Shan and once fought against the gods with Shan Shan!
In the Qin Dynasty, he was Qin Zheng's sworn brother since childhood, teaching Qin Zheng to read, write and plan for the world.
Until one day, Yu Feng discovered that his own figure was everywhere in history.
Kazama brings six hundred members of the Eternal Madness Empire to a strange world, destined to foster civilization and spread the light of human reason. Humanity in this world is mired in darkness. So, the Knights of Camelot, the Valkyries, the Afang Palace of the Immortal Qin, the Great Wall that stretches across the universe, and the Twelve Mecha Gods of Olympus. The light of human reason will eventually pierce the darkness.
After waking up, Lin Jiuan found himself traveling through time and space and became the sixth beast of Type-Moon.
In order to avoid the outcome of carelessly eating his own mother, Lin Jiuan cut off his connection with the underground Holy Grail and fled to Fuyuki overnight.
Although there was no mana supply, it didn't matter. As the sixth beast, Lin Jiuan converted his power into the system. As long as he could make those heroic spirits fall, he could get system rewards. From the time he was adopted by the Tosaka family, it was his turn to show his skills...
Rin? Sakura? Why are you two little brats looking at me in a weird way?
Orange, Altria, how come you guys with thick eyebrows and big eyes are so perverted?
No, Irisviel, Brunhilde, be reserved, you have families, right? !
What the hell is it about snatching my custody?
Meili: "Hehe, little guy, you don't want Ai Ge to know that you are surrounded by women here, right?"
Lin Jiuan: "???"
"You bad women stay away from me!!!"
Olt is transported to the Type-Moon universe, only to find himself in a Lostbelt destined for oblivion. However, this Lostbelt is strange; the White Colossus hasn't arrived as expected, and all twelve Olympian gods are present. Olt possesses neither Unlimited Blade Works, nor Gate of Babylon, nor the bloodline of the Red Dragon. All he has is the ability to create crystals. "I want to save humanity too! But what use is this useless ability! To offer as tribute to the gods?" "The opponents are the mighty Zeus, Gundams! Space battleships! How can I, a weak, helpless, and pitiful human, possibly..." [Lonely Recorder]
Assassin! Weird, stealthy, assassination! They study the art of killing with one strike, and flee thousands of miles after one strike. They are the nightmare of the enemy! As an assassin, Mo Shuying should be like this, but he looked at his muscles. "This strike will kill me OK...but why are you running? A real man should be fearless! Subdue others! Crack heads with strong hands! Amazing! And finally! Deliberate punches!"
Novel keywords: Type-Moon: I am Assassin! No pop-up window, Type-Moon: I am Assassin! No anti-theft, Type-Moon: I am Assassin! Novel, Type-Moon: I am Assassin! Broken ambition, Type-Moon: I am Assassin! 69, Type-Moon: I am Assassin! 123, Type-Moon: I am Assassin! Read the latest chapters
On a whim, I wanted to try writing some Star Iron fan fiction. This is my first time writing a novel, and since it's just a practice piece, it might not be particularly good. The narrative level and text need to be improved.
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[Honkai Impact 3rd] + [Dual Protagonists] + [System]
Lin Qiong accidentally traveled to the world of Star Dome Railway, and happened to travel to the time when Silver Wolf and Kafka obtained the star core and were choosing the star core carrier.
The star core was pressed into the body of [Star] by Kafka, while another star core carrier [Dome] that was supposed to disappear was occupied by Lin Qiong.
Lin Qiong, who did not have the power of the star core, accidentally obtained the system, and all the divine keys such as the Holy Judgment of Heavenly Fire, Black Abyss and White Flower were at his disposal.
In short, this is a story about two galactic bat men who punch the Lord of Extinction, kick the evil creatures of abundance, rummage through all the trash cans, and practice the way of pioneering in the vast galaxy.