(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)

(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)

When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.

Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"

Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.

Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.

Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.

Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.

Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."

From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.

It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.

(Change to single, one soul multiple bodies, vest flow)

One second, he was a hapless idiot, always getting the guaranteed bonus. The next second, he got seven cats in a ten-draw draw! In that moment of ecstasy, he was—happy! (In a physical sense)

So he traveled to another world and obtained a card drawing system similar to that of Xiaomi.

Then, in this world where superpowers and technology are heavily shackled, many legendary figures appeared.

Sefaria

The nightmare hanging high above all bounties, the very name that strikes fear into the hearts of the wealthy in the Cloud District.

If a coin with a sinister grin and cat ears appears quietly beside you...

Congratulations! At this moment, your wealth, cutting-edge protection, supernatural guardianship, and the astronomical figures shining in your account have all turned into a cold number, "0", after her silent visit.

This is the worst nightmare of wealth.

Sam

The living legend of the Mercenary Association, whose true appearance remains a mystery.

When the iconic silver-white armor appears, it heralds an efficient end.

When he accepted the commission, the blazing light became an invitation to death - no matter how difficult or dangerous the task was, it would all turn to dust in the trace of light that burned everything.

Wind Sumire

A pink-haired girl with twin ponytails and an unknown color beast, her whereabouts are mysterious.

She is a miracle lingering on the brink of death, and her medical skills are coveted by the most advanced "Creation Technology".

If you can meet her when you are on the verge of death, it would be a blessing that death has failed to fulfill its promise.

But do not attempt to meddle with this power—

Those who had extended their greedy or violent hands towards her had long since turned into silent dust... a warning to future generations.

[Single female lead, soaring high!] [Low rating because it was just rated by Smith & Marseille] [No transmigration, no system] [Apologies for the sweet moments mixed with minor angst, but the major angst has been removed, so you can enjoy it without worry] [Both characters are each other's white moonlight, but the protagonists still fall in love at first sight after losing their memories] [Slight out-of-character moments, apologies for any personal settings]

Danhe, a member of the Vidyadhara clan, possesses the appearance of a dragon but lacks the magical method to transform into one. He suffers from amnesia for unknown reasons. Three years ago, while aimlessly wandering in a star system, he was picked up by the Star Train, thus beginning his cosmic adventure.

He fell in love at first sight with a white-haired, tailless fox-woman when he arrived at the Black Tower Space Station by train, and has been unable to forget her ever since, always urging the Starry Sky Train to go to the Immortal Ship (Dan Heng: Thank you).

However, after arriving at the celestial ship, he did not see the fox-woman, which disappointed him.

However, upon returning to the Starry Sky Train, Danhe encountered a fox-woman who called herself Feixiao.

He was certain he had fallen in love, but unfortunately, after Pinocchio, the two had to part ways again.

until……

"You are General Tianji from the Yaoqing Immortal Ship?!"

"I am the former young swordsman of the Yaoqing Immortal Boat?!"

"We're senior and junior brothers/sisters?!"

"I actually liked you before?!"

"We are each other's white moonlight?!"

Even if I forget the past and face a hundred deaths, I will fall in love with you again the moment I see you once more.

(Spoilers + Time Travel + Multiple Realms, a spoiler-heavy variant, proceed with caution if you dislike spoilers!)

Having transmigrated to the world of the Starry Sky Railway, Su Bai obtained the Super Dimensional Auction House, which allows people from all over the world to participate in auctions.

Among his auction items were many precious treasures, but the most precious were the fates of his guests.

Black Tower: "Huh?! You're saying the machine head is going to die, killed by the Iron Tomb of the Annihilation Lord?"

Alicia: "Is this our final ending? It really is a romantic story♪"

Tianli: "Me, knock? My men have all rebelled?"

Aizen: "The universe is so vast, yet my eyes are only focused on the Hogyoku. That's far too narrow-minded."

Luo Ji: "Is this a trap set by the Three-Body Problem? Huh, what the heck is this two-dimensional foil?"

Thanos: "Star God? Is he strong? How does he compare to the Infinity Gauntlet? Oh, and you even have Infinity Stones to contend with?"

Batman: "There's a Kryptonite auction? I'll take it..."

Feng Baobao: "The rat talisman I filmed is so much fun... but it's also very expensive!"

Su Bai: "You all say my auction items are ridiculously expensive, but who knows how hard I worked to find them!"

[Starry Sky Railway] [Everyone's Turned Yandere] Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I started with a debt of 16.8 billion. Good news: I can simulate. Bad news: My simulation was watched by a crowd. By the way, after the simulation, why are you all crowding around? Don't come any closer! ...Simulation order: Black Tower → Ruan Mei → Heather → Krydella → Seifer → Remaining Onpharos Golden Descendants (To be continued)

【Broken Iron】+【Live Broadcast】+【Protagonist】+【Have Fun】

After traveling through time, Jiang Lin gained the attention of Bo Shi Zun through his own efforts and talent.

Became a dangerous figure in the universe.

But the danger he poses is only to those who are strong and powerful. He looks down on those who are weaker than him.

Every day he was planning something dangerous for them.

Until the live broadcast room opened, the protagonist didn't care at first.

Until one day, even he was exposed in the live broadcast room...

The looks that the major forces in the universe gave him began to become subtle...

March 7: You call this thing that emits black smoke the Human Emperor Banner?

Dark Tower: An expert on souls? Interesting.

Sersis: I'm on a diplomatic mission to the Immortal Boat Alliance? That shouldn't be a problem, right?

Na Ke Xia: Bai'e, my student, can be used as a donkey.

"The Imperial Doctor who created the Grammer Riders! The Gentle Bishop of the Church of Ariello's Destiny!"

"The mastermind behind Operation Extermination of Luo! The chief architect of Izumo's sword-forging project!"

"The mysterious #* seat of the Genius Club! The sixth member of the Five Insights of the Clouds!"

"The robin's close agent, Evgeny! The bountiful messenger who converses with the apothecary!"

... ...

The storyteller's impassioned narration at the Luofu Never-Sleeping Marquis recounts the illustrious achievements of the stars throughout the universe!

Meanwhile, Mingyue, who was bound to the 'life simulator' she created before her transmigration, has just started her first simulation under the blessing of the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow.

But just as he started the simulation, a live stream containing all the extraordinary beings in the Honkai Universe suddenly appeared in their eyes...!

(Not following the main storyline) (To liven things up) (Star Iron Idea King) (Becoming a genius at the beginning)

Lin Yi came to the world of Bengtie and for some reason was invited by Boshizun to become a member of the Genius Club.

False geniuses with no real substance can only muddle through and improve themselves.

"Imprison a large number of bountiful creatures into a miniature cavern and launch them at sub-light speeds combined with a warp. Upon impact, send the coordinates to Lan with the message 'bountiful creatures are here'. I call it the Earth-shattering Star."

"Breeding insect swarms to generate inexhaustible wetware electricity and provide computing power"

"Let Cunhu swallow and multiply, allowing the comet wall to grow on its own."

"Compile a moral sword hanging over our heads to force the newly born people of abundance to follow family planning."

…

The whole thing started to get going after a hundred chapters, and the genius gang of troublemakers is expanding.

After traveling to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, Lin Xi is bound to a "Seele Simulator." By successfully conquering or rewriting the fate of plot characters in various simulations using Seele's persona, the host will receive character-specific talent rewards. However, if the simulation's evaluation is too low, the host will not only be locked out of the relevant scenario, but will also be forcibly bound to some "strange" talents after the simulation ends. As the simulation progresses, one beautiful girl after another falls for Lin Xi's Seele persona. So... Alicia: Seele, when will our wedding be scheduled? Mebius: Let's do something fun, sweet little Seele. Big/Small/Honkai Impact 3rd: Seele! Bronya finally found you! Let's get married! Kiana: Seele is truly gentle and adorable! Lin Xi, while posing as Seele in the simulation to reap the benefits, is completely unaware that she has completely taken on Seele's form. Lin Xi: You're looking for Seele, what does this have to do with me, Lin Xi? Until the object in the simulation, and even the real person in the quantum sea, came to force a marriage...Lin Xi: I'm so excited!

An old ship mechanic who only knows how to skip through the plot, and a crazy simulator system.

The unlucky time traveler ended up with a useless simulator.

Thanks for the invitation. I'm in the sky. After that, the cook will have a second-year syndrome and take millions of people with her. It's okay, then I'll hang up.

(There is no outline for familiar stories. I wrote this to relax when I was bored. There is a high possibility of clouds and ooc. There are a lot of incomprehensible water settings and complaints. Please watch it carefully. If you are too angry, come and scold me at any time.)