"Have you ever been a master?" asked the black-hearted profiteer Da Vinci. "No!" "Come on, let me tell you, if you want to be a master, you must first prepare the fire, the costumes, and the upgrade materials. When the servants come, you must take good care of them, serve them carefully, ask about their well-being every day, and then coax them well, so that the heroic spirits are willing to work for you." "If that's the case, wouldn't I be a dog licker?" "If you say so, being a master is really a dog licker. Even so, how many people can't lick them!" "But why do I see that Fujimaru Ritsuka next door seems to be treating the great hero, Kong Ming, and Nito like dogs!" Da Vinci said nothing, and a mirror was pushed over. "What are you doing?" Toba took it. "Don't you even look at your face, you unlucky person!"

Ye Qiming's team was caught in a time-space storm and could not escape. At the critical moment, Ye Qiming burst out his potential to send his team members away, but he himself was swept into the Ark of Tomorrow and became an infected person.

(A million-word completion record already exists, not for white birds.) Journey through the world of Honkai with the stat upgrade system, and advance digitally! First stop: Destiny Headquarters, the Demon King's castle with Otto? No worries, order more of the Yu Duchen Set, perfect for boosting your mental resistance. Destiny's renowned Scroll King, Oran Dale? Come on, let's train together! Training your waist boosts strength, stamina, dexterity, agility, and magic. Is Yalilo about to be overwhelmed by the cold wave? Great Guardian Cocolia, you don't want Belo Borg to be taken over by the Rift, do you? The Herrscher Girl doesn't want me to get hurt? Honkai resistance requires close contact with Honkai energy to increase! Otto wants to achieve his plan through tragedy? Perfect! Maximizing stat upgrades still requires one great deed—pay the price for your sins! What? You're my father from a parallel world? Then rebel against my inhuman father!

[The full text has been completed, please feel free to read] "We agreed on three years, three years and three years, three years and three years. I am about to become the Knight King of Britain. When will this end?" Vortigern looked at his son Joas Pendragon and said, "Come back as soon as Arthur dies, come back as soon as this is over..." "..." Many years later, Joas Pendragon, who had become the most evil underworld in human history, was summoned to Chaldea as a heroic spirit... In front of a group of heroic spirits, he confessed: \[Stars Accompany]

Yasviel von Einzbern, and the Fifth War was about to begin. "Dressing up is one thing, but having my heart ripped out?" Suning panicked. Unwilling to be killed by Gumpika as the Lesser Holy Grail, Suning decided to rise up in resistance. His first step was to kill the head of the family, Ahad, and obtain the Heavenly Dress. "And there's the Tōsaka family's jeweled sword! If we can't defeat them, we'll just run. Who cares if the world ends? Hey... just for fun!" Thus, the once-perfect Fifth War became a mess, and the entire universe began to suffer.

This book is also known as "Becoming a Herrscher and Running Around the World"

(The author reminds you not to use your brain before reading)

It is possible to travel to other places later, the collapse of the original god and even the Ark of Tomorrow are possible.

Wendy: How embarrassing! I confessed my feelings to him before.

Qian Mengbing: It’s okay, I didn’t agree anyway

Zhongli: I want to buy some osmanthus flowers to take with me...

Herrscher of Thunder: Old man! I'm here to play with you.

Lei Movie: I was meditating in the Pure Land when I suddenly saw his child come in, bringing dumplings and milk...

Herrscher of Consciousness: Oh, you like sweet things, why do you resist that one so much?

Nashida: I...

Qian Mengbing: Let's go. At worst, we won't be able to take the position of Grass God anymore. Let's go to the Lantern Festival together.

Nashida: I still don't...

Half an hour later

Xumi Guard: The Little Grass God has been captured again...

Water God: ...

Qian Mengbing: Fufu, I'm here to play with you.

Water God: Morax, quickly take this child away from your home!

Kagami: I don't know why he always calls me Jizi, but he's pretty good at fighting.

Ice God: Who stole my throne and scepter?

Qian Mengbing: Hey

Wendy: Hey

At the same time, on the other side

Theresa: Who put sugar in my bitter melon juice?

Qian Mengbing: Hey

Rosalia: What does hey mean?

Bronya: (ᗜ‸ᗜ)

Qian Mengbing: (ᗜ‸ᗜ)

Say no to knives, starting with you and me

CP watch it (sad

There are a lot of private facilities inside, so please don't go in if you mind.

(This is also my first time writing, please don’t mind. I used to write for group friends, so it has a lot of personal habits (sad

Why does Ryunosuke Yusheng commit suicide frequently?

Why did Tohsaka Tokiomi hunt down his disciple?

Why doesn’t Jin glitter cooperate with the emperor?

Why is my king homeless?

Behind all this, is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality.

Please read this book, a man who plays tricks by comics.

[Original God + Time Travel + Marvel + Plot + Vest + Oh Sea, You Are All Water, Goddess (Data Blocked) + Author Cuts Off Her Leg]

At first, Ying found herself in an unknown world.

Bad news: Kong Ge is still in Teyvat.

The good news: as long as she gains the world's recognition, she can return to Teyvat.

Fortunately, her bond with Teyvat is deep enough, and as long as her friends agree, she can borrow their identities and powers.

Thus, a mysterious organization consisting of only one person was born.

The protagonist's vest in the early stage and cross-world summons in the later stage.

Including but not limited to the following scenarios:

1. I am in the autumn, but I am just a borer in the sea of ​​books.

A young man in fancy clothes held a book in his hand and cut the steel with his feet, which made a certain Iron Man call it unscientific.

2. The first one is sick. The second one is looking. The third one is picking herbs. The fourth one is crying.

The girl half-closed her eyes, holding a crimson cane, and set fire to things tainted by evil.

"Life and death have their own order. Trying to break the boundary between life and death is not a good thing."

3. Every young person should learn at least twenty languages ​​before graduation, right?

The silver-haired young man cast a glance at the giant in front of him, but no information could be seen in his inorganic eyes.

A farce, full of troubles. In the end, it's just a matter of worrying about nothing.

To be continued——

【Original God】+【Second Creation】+【Live Broadcast Room】+【Funny】+【Xie Ying】

(There is a protagonist, there is a protagonist, there is a protagonist, it’s important to say it three times!!!)

One day, Zhang Fan was doing a live broadcast in his rental house to help his fans play the 12th level of the Abyss in Genshin Impact. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck and he fell to the ground in front of his computer desk and lost consciousness.

After an unknown amount of time, Zhang Fan found himself transported to the continent of Teyvat, transformed into a baby. He was picked up by Ganyu, who happened to pass by and was adopted by the True Monarch Liuyun Jiefeng. However, due to his poor aptitude and incomprehension, he was unable to master the immortal arts, and without the divine eye, he could only cultivate martial arts. His combat effectiveness was only moderate, barely enough to defeat a few hillbillies. It wasn't until he awakened his video defense system at the age of 15 that everything changed.

Yingmei's crazy look: There is a flexible dog in the mountains

Keqing's eyelids twitched: "Traveler, I'm still very strong as a seven-star, T0 or something..."

Zhongli held the teacup in his shaking hands: Zhongli... the wear and tear has worsened.

Just when everyone in the Teyvat continent was still immersed in various secondary creation videos, the knife came quietly.

King of the Great Compassionate Tree: I am the one who proposes the question, and I am also the one who seeks the answer... Let the world completely forget me

Narcita: I...it's not me...

Ying: Shin, and everyone at Kitsaigugu...

Fernina covered her face and cried bitterly: Why, Fukaros...

So far, I have written "Asking the God", "Walking on the River", "Unawakened Dream", and "Glory of the Abyss".

Songs from the Ashes, The Road Not Taken, Footprints, We Will Meet Again. . .

"If You're Trapped in a Windless Land", "The World Forgot Me", "Sinner's Dance" . . .

The full title of this book is "The Story of Miss Gudako, who almost became the Burial Mechanic's Agent at the Cathedral Church, and after resigning, unexpectedly came to Chaldea to become a Master and save humanity" - a classic joke. This is a slightly clichéd FGO story.