This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

Feng Xi was reborn into Type-Moon to grow flowers and became a flower-growing magician, changing the plot starting from the Fourth War.

Gilgamesh: "I'll say it again, I'm the Hero King, not the Elbow King."

The Emperor: "I've already said that I was once a beautiful young man."

My King: "I can't even count how many of myself I have."

Doctor: "My Meili-chan can't be a man."

Gudako: "Chaos Evil? Are you kidding me? I'm powerless."

"I traveled to Type-Moon and gained the recognition of the Root. As long as I can die an abnormal death, I can ascend to the Throne of Heroes and become the Lord of the Throne of Heroes, an existence that is stronger and freer than the Seven Crowns." "For this reason, I started to act like a fool in Type-Moon." "I scolded Gilgamesh to his face, challenged the almighty Zeus in Greece, openly kidnapped Skadi in Northern Europe, declared that Solomon was a demon god instead of the Son of God in Israel, and stood on Morgan's side in Britain..." "But why am I still alive now?" 1994, Fuyuki. A famous figure in history, the third friend of the Most Ancient King, the first prime minister of Mesopotamia, the man favored by the Greek gods, the king of giants in Northern Europe, the incarnation of God who awakened Solomon's humanity in Israel, assisted by Prince Camelot... The young but weathered-looking Lovi sat on the top of the Fuyuki Bridge, sighed, and looked at the scene in front of him: "Tell me, what went wrong here?" "Or, you kill me and let me ascend to the Throne of Heroes? Please!" Kiritsugu Emiya lit a cigarette, glanced at Artoria who was holding the Holy Spear next to him, the King's Treasure unfolded by Gilgamesh, the red spear tip extended from the Kingdom of Shadows... The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.

Unexpectedly transported to the ancient world of Honkai Impact 3rd, Luo Nianxi obtained a legendary cheat system and was forced to reincarnate as an older sister. She receives rewards for making choices, but—when Luo Nianxi discovers her system is frantically boosting her charm, constantly hoping she'll marry someone, and even nearly turning her into an evil god, she's completely bewildered. (This story doesn't involve marriage; it's recommended to skip Volume 2, as the realistic volume might be a bit awkward.) There may be many missing chapters; try refreshing the page or closing and reopening the app—this is a bug.

The author's composition is complex, and it also contains some elements of Honkai Impact 3rd. It is slightly ooc, so please don't criticize if you don't like it.

(This book is written by the author for himself. Those who don’t want to read it don’t have to.)

(It's just a joke, so just read it for fun. Don't take it too seriously.)

A middle school boy named Liu Heng was slapped to death by some idle End, and was sent to another world by the kind-hearted Imaginary Number Tree, who also gave him a role-playing system. Then, "Wow, isn't this the ancestor? This is taking off."

"C, who is this? Why does he have white hair?"

"Fuck, is this Skyfire so awesome when it's unsheathed?"

(The author is a student, so updates may be unstable, but the author promises that he will finish writing and will not stop updating. If the author really stops updating, it is likely that the author has lost his phone.)

Upon arriving in the world of Star Iron, she unsurprisingly gained the ability to open figurine treasure chests and transform into characters from various worlds. 【Figurine - Jing Yuan (♀)】【Mimicry Character Type】【Status: Perfect】【Introduction: She is a general of Luofu, a superstar of Luofu, a close online friend of the superstar Robin, and a well-known figure who promotes her fame throughout the entire Immortal Boat Alliance! She is the youngest sister of the former Cloud Sky Group, now the Luofu General (idol), Jing... Yuan!!!

My name is Ruan Mei. I resurrected a Grammer genetically modified human from the Locust Plague. It's said that Grammer's genetically modified humans are natural warriors, calm and collected, meticulously following combat orders. But his personality seems a bit lively? Firefly: "Today is my rebirth, and also your doom." Firefly: "I will set the ocean on fire!!!!" Firefly: "Fight! Awesome!!!!"

Mikael traveled through time and found himself in the Type-Moon world, a full two hundred years away from the Fourth Holy Grail War, a period he was more familiar with. As a Dead Apostle, he resolved to exploit his strengths and become the Type-Moon world's Tenlipo Sword Master, kicking the Suppressor with his feet and punching the Jeweled Man. Two centuries passed, and during this long period, he finally grasped the truth: being a Dead Apostle meant sleeping soundly, not daydreaming! … [Pure Type-Moon text, weak introduction. This book includes Mahou, FP Cangyin's Fragments, FGO 2.6 Prequel to the Demon Table (original), FZ, Sky Realm, FSN, El-Melloi II, FGO, and more. Other Type-Moon works may also be added.] [Due to the sheer volume and various variations, please forgive any omissions.]

Lin Mo, who traveled to Teyvat, lived on thin ice for sixteen years and successfully activated the system.

However, after seeing the name of the system, Lin Mo fell into deep thought. What the hell is the Bengtie Counterattack System?

You traveled to the Collapse Iron World and struggled to survive for thirty years. After struggling for your entire life, you were unable to find your destiny. When you left Rivet Town, you suddenly saw Clara surrounded by wanderers. What would you choose?

[Option 1: Turn a blind eye. Clara is protected by a suicide bomber. Everything you do is meaningless and will only put you in danger. (Reward: Clara's red coat)]

[Option 2: Draw your sword and help. How dare a mere homeless person bully a barefoot little girl? (Reward: Automated Robot War Dog 1.0)]

[Option 3: Clean up while you're at it. Being able to take care of the homeless while also having a grateful little girl like Clara attached to me is a real steal! (Reward: Clara's Force of Destiny skill branch - [I Want to Help Too]]

Looking at the options that appeared, Lin Mo looked at Klee who was surrounded by Hilichurls in the distance, and immediately fell into deep thought.

Clara = Klee, what about the others? ...

Danyang died unexpectedly after staying up all night to grab a UID for the launch of Juequ Zero. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself traveling to the world of Juequ Zero?!

But fortunately, there is always a way out. After traveling to the Zero Zone, he obtained a system called "The Strongest Honkai Agent Team"!

Simply by accumulating reputation or completing agent tasks, you can redeem rewards or recruit new agents to expand your power!

Danyang: Well then... it's time to bring some Honkai Impact 3rd to Zero World!