(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)

(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)

When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.

Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"

Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.

Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.

Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.

Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.

Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."

From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.

It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.

I was transported into the body of a six-year-old child with the Iron Collapse Game System, starting out as a kitchen worker in the orphanage of Rivet Town.

Hey? Why is that purple-haired little girl across from him sticking her spoon into his bowl?!

In order not to disrupt Director Elio's script and to ensure the salvation of Yalilo's home, Xia Zhihui began his daily life in the lower district.

In order to revive Yalilo VI and make everyone's lives better, he embarked on a journey, bringing all sorts of things home.

Technical support from Interstellar Peace Corporation?

Max it out, max it out, absolutely max it out!

The mud bricks given by the Amber King?

Located in Haikou, it will increase the pressure on the ocean waves and build an ice-free port, serving as the foundation for the new city of Belleburg!

Lord Fenfeng?

It was sealed away and placed inside the core of Yalilo VI to generate heat and accelerate glacial melting.

Is that a bit inhumane?

It's okay, I'll be even stronger than Star God once I develop.

In a deserted alley, the two Ritas stared at each other in bewilderment. In the city sky, Wuxiang slashed the heavens with a single blow. In the wind of freedom, how could Wendy and I fly together? Why are St. Freya's dorms constantly being burglarized? Why did the dean collapse unconscious? Why did the white-haired father become a mother? How did heterosexuality become homosexuality? Who will become the king of the Honkai Harem?... Is this a distortion of human nature or a decline of morality? Everyone: Who did this? Hanabi: What? Hanabi knows nothing. Hehehe, I'm just happy.

Introduction:

Invincible + plot

This is a long storyline, not a mindless, exciting one. It's a bit slow-paced, and the Captain won't arrive in Teyvat too early in the game. The prologue to Mondstadt will be completed by the Captain's Valkyrie, Fischl.

Captain Hyperion, the God of Destruction, traveled between the entire Tree of Imaginary Numbers and the Quantum Sea for some purpose. According to the agreement with the Valkyrie, he came to the continent of Teyvat at a certain point in time. Faced with this world bubble that was almost not eroded by the Honkai, the captain found that he could find what he wanted here, so he took the lead in sending the Valkyrie Fischl back to the continent of Teyvat to explore.

"Ahahahaha, welcome back this princess!"

"Little Amy, pay attention to your image..."

"Is your name Noelle? Since Amy recommended it, of course I have to accept it. Rita will teach you well."

"Did your astrology tell you that you can't afford to eat? Uh... It's okay, you are Little Amy's friend, I can help you. Hmm? Who is Little Amy, you ask? Isn't it just... woo woo woo"

"Liyue? I have some impression of her. Keqing? Are you talking about the Teyvatian who didn't come on board? I heard Xia talk about her, but since she didn't come, it means we're not destined to be together."

"God of Thunder, huh? Are you sure you want to fight me? If you lose, this country will be destroyed. Do you dare to come?"

"Yun? Haha, this opera singer is actually from my family. Yeah, we can develop some connections."

"Hyperion, everyone, the means to fulfill my long-cherished wish is now before my eyes. It has been so long. Now no one can stop me from achieving my wish."

[Pseudo-travel][Pseudo-system][Yandere][Double Heroines]

This book is also known as Collapse: Falling into Changkong City at the Beginning

Xuanzi: Bai, do you want something good?

Yi Bai: Of course

Xuanzi: Get the simulation entry unknown

Yi Bai: Why is it unknown?

Xuanzi: You will know after the simulation

After simulation....

Yi Bai: Xuanzi, you gave this to me on purpose, right?

Xuanzi: No response

Yi Bai: I'm honest now, please let me go

First of all, the writing style of new authors is definitely not as good as those big guys.

The author himself thought the first 50 chapters were a mess. For those who can read to chapter 51, I can only say that your perseverance is stronger than mine.

The characters in this book may appear ooc

If you want to argue, I can't stop you.

Please understand that this book contains many private settings

The author is very grateful to friends for reading this book.

To help you understand, the author sometimes even includes annotations. So thank me! And don't forget to review!

One New Year after Kiana suppressed 99% of Earth's Honkai energy on the moon, Li Sushang, who was supposed to be celebrating the New Year with her two grandmasters and preparing for the holiday, unexpectedly arrived in the Honkai Iron Universe.

That wretched Walter just left without saying goodbye, and now Li Sushang has disappeared too. Sigh, it seems that living a peaceful life requires too much skill.

Li Sushang was completely bewildered upon arriving in the Honkai universe. She hadn't even figured out what was going on when she encountered the cold and aloof Qin Shi Huang. And to make matters worse, the Honkai energy within her was gone.

Damn it, Honkai! It's omnipotent! Give me back my Honkai energy! Give me back my Stigmata!

Fortunately, Ye Xianzhu, Yu Duchen, the Xuanyuan Sword, and the Taixu Sword Qi were still intact. It was a stroke of luck amidst misfortune.

Li Sushang, the chief disciple of the Supreme Freedom Sect: I am really not a personal disciple of your marshal!

Li Dazhentou: You must be my biological sister whom I have never met!

This is a Honkai Impact 3rd fanfic featuring Li Sushang. Don't overthink it; it's a lighthearted, enjoyable story. Please don't be offended if you don't like it. I'm begging you all.

What kind of sparks can be created when Nutcracker and Gengar team up?

What kind of dazzling combination will Ayaka Kamisato and the Ice Six-Tails have?

What kind of sparks will Keqing and Pikachu create?

......

Lin Ming travels to the continent of Teyvat to introduce Pokémon to everyone.

Resolving the conflict between humans and Pokémon

He became the universally respected "Father of Teyvat Pokémon".

(No poison, no cows, Starry Sky Railway, Taipusi the Lazybones, the leader of the Lazybones Sect, a retired Star Core Hunter, the protagonist's character is similar to the Lazy King)

Ruan Mei, Jing Liu, Fu Xuan, Yin Lang, Qing Que, Huo Huo...)

After leaving the Star Core Hunters, and following a one-month internship, I became a full-time fortune teller at the Taibusi.

He had intended to slack off every day, but his master, Jingliu, took the initiative to approach him.

Fu Xuan: Lin Chen, if you keep slacking off, your rent will go up next month.

Jingliu: Little apprentice, no slacking off. You have to swing your sword six thousand times a day to barely pass.

Silver Wolf: Hurry up and log in to fight the Ether Front!

Qingque: I am the leader of the Moyu Sect, but you are the sect master. Yet you have been working so hard behind my back.

When I woke up outside Mondstadt and saw Amber, dressed in a dashing policewoman uniform and riding that cool, three-core, phase-shifting heavy-duty police hoverbike... I knew this place definitely wasn't Teyvat. But what I hadn't anticipated was—[This uncle of Eula's has obtained certain drugs through special channels and is planning to drug his niece under the guise of an apology treat, then follow standard villain procedures. Let's bring him to justice before he commits such a heinous act!] [This is Ganyu, the half-immortal beast, the thousand-year-old secretary of Yuehaiting, Liyue's highest authority. Believing Liyue is safe everywhere, she might nap anywhere and be shipped off on a freighter and sold. We need to act quickly!] [This is General Raiden, a clueless country girl. Her first time out at a bathhouse, she's deceived by the excuse of 'what's trending'! As a partner of justice, how can I sit back and watch this happen?] I have no problem being a partner of justice, but can these outrageous things really happen? Is there something wrong with this world?

[Star Iron + Genshin Impact + Honkai Impact 3 + Fan Art + Short Videos + Movie Review + Roundup + System + Fan Creations + Memorable Scenes]

(No female lead, no harem, the protagonist is a personified system that is only responsible for playing videos and performing functions, and will basically not appear.)

Lin Hai transmigrated into a system that requires him to collect emotional points in order to restore his body and obtain more of the rewards he has always dreamed of.

Driven by the power, a light screen suddenly appeared in front of many characters from Honkai Impact 3, Genshin Impact, and the Starry Sky Railway.

A series of videos began playing—

[Starry Sky Railway cutscene - "All or Nothing"]

The cry of "All for the King of Amber" resounded throughout the heavens and earth!

Sunday: Mr. Sand Gold, I think you should explain why you fought with others on the "family" territory.

Himeko: Mr. Sand Gold, I also need an explanation.

Huang Quan: Did I ever fight this person? I don't remember... I should probably touch the knife.

[Genshin Impact Cutscene - "The End of the Sinner"]

With a sword hanging over his head and his clothes fluttering, the sinner dances with swirling steps!

Navelette: Frynn...

Paimon: So this is the real water god... Waaah...

Zhongli: The title of Water God is well-deserved!

Lei Movie: This kind of spirit has reached a divine realm!

In addition, there are "Eternal Flame", "Flying Light", "A Story Because of You", etc.

Seeing the expressions on everyone's faces and the abundant emotional points he had gained, Lin Hai showed a satisfied expression.