While chatting with Zhong Li, Su Mo accidentally activated the Honkai Impact 3 system. Through this system, Su Mo could transform into various Honkai Impact 3 characters. Herrscher of the Void versus Morax? Herrscher of the Wind versus Barbatos? Yae Sakura versus Yae no Miko? Herrscher of Thunder versus Thunder General? ... System, can you give me some real-world missions? What? Those character cards are my clones? Damn... Japanese?

Take my advice, don't click on this book, it's absolutely terrible.

My writing isn't very good; I'm using this as practice. It's based on an alternate universe, and I wrote this entirely because I like Qingque and Fu Xuan, even though I don't actually have a Fu Xuan. I write out of interest, so updates might be infrequent. Please forgive any inconvenience.

Due to an accident, Lin Ze traveled to the continent of Teyvat. As soon as he landed, before he could get familiar with the environment, he was picked up by Ganyu and taken home. He also unlocked a system that issued some strange tasks every day. For example, decompression and relaxation, going to a hot spring together, etc. However, as Lin Ze completed the tasks one by one, he found that this world seemed different. In this world, men are responsible for being beautiful, while women are responsible for earning money to support the family. And because Lin Ze is too handsome, he attracted the fanatical pursuit of all women. Ganyu: "Xiao Ze, do you want to leave your sister?" Hu Tao: "From now on in Liyue, tell me your sister's name and no one will dare to bully you!" Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: "Xiao Ze is so cute. If you are bullied, will you cry for a long time?" Shen He: "Xiao Ze, Xiao Ze, please stay by my side forever!"... When Lin Ze completed all the tasks and thought he could escape everything, he looked at the women in front of him with loving hearts and fell into deep thought. "This... is not right!"

Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

【Fate+Type-Moon+Multiple Heroines+Troublemaking+Funny+Pranks+Not Following the Routine+Love+Holy Grail War+Heroic Spirits】

Minami Koji traveled to the Type-Moon world, was tricked by the system and died tragically in 99 lives. In this 100th life, he decided to completely let go!!!

BB-chan (System): Senior, don’t be like this~!!! As long as you can participate in the Holy Grail War, I will do anything~!!!

Toosaka Rin: He must be a peerless master.

Matou Sakura: Why is he letting down like this?

Gray: Master is awesome~! Master is conserving his energy~!

Arquette: Why don’t you get out of bed? Is it because the earth can’t bear you?

Altria: Master! You can definitely save us

This book is also known as "Uncle, I'll Help You Fight the Holy Grail War, with Meals?", "This Mapo Priest Is a Little Different", and "There's Something Wrong with This Illya".... Huh? How did I suddenly travel through time while taking a nap? And become Illya? While becoming a loli isn't a big deal, why do we still have to fight the Holy Grail War? And what exactly is the Holy Grail War? Can someone please tell me! "I'm a participant in this Holy Grail War, your Master, Kotomine Kirei. Please tell me your real name, Assassin," the seemingly respectable priest in front of me asked. Although she didn't understand what was going on, the little girl still responded politely: "Hello... Hello, my name is Illyasviel... By the way, uncle... do you provide meals here?" - In short, it's the story of Father Mapo summoning the assassin class Illya~ a well-behaved (and scheming) Illya who strives to help her Master~ (If you're not good at this introduction, please move on to the main text.) (Plot line: Fourth Holy Grail War - Fifth Holy Grail War - Magical Girl Illya, etc....)

Hao Xin, who was preparing to become a content creator, received an invitation from his uncle, who promised that if he posted videos on Bilibili, they would be seen by the heroic spirits of Type-Moon. Skeptical, he posted his first video, "[A List of the Top Ten Evil Scenes of Type-Moon]", which caused a sensation. NO.10 [It's All the Hour's Fault!] Special Guest: Pure Love Warrior Matou Kariya NO.9 [The First Hassan Gymnastics Art Troupe Successfully Exits in the First Round] King Hassan: "Thanks for the invitation, time to ring the bell!" NO.5 [The Emiya Family's Heroes] Emiya family's Archer, Muramasa, and Magical Girl Illya prepare to rush onto the field, "Because we are the partners of justice!!" NO.4 [Type-Moon Heavy Industries] Pump Rin Tohsaka, Furnace Sakura Matou: Meow meow meow? ??? NO.3 [Enthusiastic Citizen Gilgamesh] NO.1 [The King Admits, the King Allows, the King Confesses to the Whole World] Enn: Who did Gilgamesh just confess to? Morgan: It shouldn't be my stupid sister, right? Gilgamesh: "..." Artoria: "..."

My name is Fu Le, and I'm on Terra. A system has told me to run an internet cafe, and it even has a poster girl. Emperor: I declare L4D2 the most perfect game in the world, especially Black Carnival! Christen: Thanks to the inspiration from Titanfall 2. Starting today, Rhine Life will vigorously pursue Titan research and development... Deep Pool Flyer: Zig—bang! The villain is injured! Tracys: You think you can kill! Kill! Me! ... Beep—an urgent message: The Terran League of Legends All-Terra Finals you've subscribed to, the Rhode Island Esports Club vs. the Integrated Sports Esports Club, is about to begin. Click the link below to jump in and watch immediately. I'm just an internet cafe owner, I don't have their power, so... should I be held responsible for Terra's current state?

That day, Kiana was dozing off in St. Freya's class, Luminous had just arrived in Mondstadt, and Star, March 7th, and Danheng were still cleaning up the antimatter legion at the Black Tower space station. They were all about to embark on their own destinies, but that day, a screen suddenly appeared, instantly changing their fates. Along with the various fan-made videos playing on the screen, even the characters themselves were "given away."

Altria: Rebellious son! How dare you snatch the queen from my father?!

Mordred: Ghost mother, that's obviously my brother!

Caught between mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother, mother... and my sister, the Shura field