> "Rod, remember this: the prettier the woman, the better she is at lying."

"It's fine, Mom. That's exactly my type."

"???"

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After transmigrating into the Type-Moon universe, he became Beast VI — a Beast defined as the Revelation of the Power to Kill.

Rod once believed that as long as he avoided responsibility and indulged in wine and women, he could certainly escape the fate of the appearance of Human Evil.

But in the end, events spiraled far beyond his expectations.

One by one, the female heroic spirits around him were corrupted by him and turned into Alters...

(Play on your own, enter the card pool, have a happy life, and update stably)

Traveling through the Starry Sky Railway, I even entered the card pool and became a game character...

What? If you become the most popular person, you can absorb destiny energy and eventually become a Star God!?

Okay, okay, in that case, then I have no choice but to stand at the pinnacle of strength and give some pointers!

…

Player: What?! You're infected with Ling Qing, you're finally pregnant!

In the player forum, a user with the ID [Joyful Star God-Ling Qing] posted a vote.

"Brothers! If the votes exceed 50,000, I, Lingqing, will kick Ah Ha's ass live!"

"Please follow Ling Qing Meow, follow Ling Qing Meow~"

I'm shattered! No exaggeration, no figure of speech, I'm genuinely shattered. Split in two. Why is this happening? Cosplaying Thor and becoming Thor? I can accept that! After the company crashed, wanting to escape Earth so much that you time-traveled? I can understand that too. But one me has become two me—not just Thor Baal? Or Balzeb? What happens when a bootleg meets the real thing?! I guess the only option is to work harder, right?! After all, looking like someone else isn't scary, it's the one who's weaker who's embarrassed! Those who know, know! [Hibernating Wind Stone]

[Zero Zone + Daily Life + Funny + Invincible + Fun Person + Playing as Fireworks!] After traveling to the Zero Zone world, Sulin obtained a role-playing system and transformed into the most beautiful "Fireworks" lady in the universe. As long as she seeks fun, she can improve her role-playing level and gain the ability of "Fireworks"! Shark girl Ailian: "Want to touch my tail? No... Sulin, if you really want to touch it, can you not do it in front of so many people next time..." Phaethon Tetsu and Ling: "If she is Phaethon, then who are we?" Nicole: "Who stole my identity and sold the Rabbit House!!!" Nekomata: "Sulin, what are you doing here again, meow, that's my mackerel, give it back to me, meow!" Keleda: "What, you want to join Baiji Heavy Industries, on the premise that Grace can do anything? Of course no problem!" Hoshimi Miyabi: "You are very strong, I will definitely work hard to catch up with you, even if it means sacrificing myself, wait... not this kind of sacrifice!"

Thanks for the invitation. I'm in Teyvat, working part-time...

Until that day, when the task lottery system was awakened... as long as you complete the task, you can enter the lottery.

So, in order to complete the mission...

Eula: You're telling me now that your confession is fake... I absolutely don't agree. You must be afraid of being rejected. Don't worry, my love, I will tell you my love...

Shen He: You are the red rope that can tie me up, so those who come to disturb us have to disappear.

Kamisato Ayaka: Complete the mission? Is that your reason? Well, I'll give you a mission too.

Yi Chen: Hehehe, I must survive!

Good news: I became Enkidu. Bad news: I transmigrated to the world of Honkai Impact 3, and their eyes are all weird! In simulation: [Blocked a hit from the Herrscher of Death for Kevin, gained Death Resistance A+] [Mébius gave up his ideals for you, gained a handsome young man A+] [Became the only light in Otto's heart, gained Spark Prism (Petrification) EX]..... Otto: "Enough, Kallen! Get out of here with your pink donkey! Enkidu is mine!" Raiden Mei: "Enough! We are good sisters, that's true, but I am Enkidu's first girlfriend!" Bronya: "Hey~ Father, didn't you and Mother agree to go to the amusement park with Bronya and Seele today?" Alicia: "Sorry, Mei~ The battle for the main wife is always like this????~" Enkidu: "I am the zeroth seat of the Fire Chaser [Heavenly Lock], I came in response to your cry for help, that's right, I am your mast.

Feng Xi was reborn into Type-Moon to grow flowers and became a flower-growing magician, changing the plot starting from the Fourth War.

Gilgamesh: "I'll say it again, I'm the Hero King, not the Elbow King."

The Emperor: "I've already said that I was once a beautiful young man."

My King: "I can't even count how many of myself I have."

Doctor: "My Meili-chan can't be a man."

Gudako: "Chaos Evil? Are you kidding me? I'm powerless."

When ordinary people who love Pokémon travel to the continent of Teyvat

"System, is it necessary to activate it in this way?" "It must be so, host."

Zhao Qian looked at the Hilichurls under the tree and sighed, "If there were even one Hilichurl archer, I'd be stuck here!"

Chen An, a one-in-a-million otaku, stepped on empty air on his way downstairs to pick up a package and traveled to the continent of Teyvat.

There is no cheat code, no system, only two extremely powerful talents. Not only is he immortal, he can also gather all the props in the world into himself.

So, after settling down and having no worries, Chen An began his own journey of courting death.

Mond.

"Hey! Silly Dragon over there, have you seen that mountain-sized bouncing bomb?"

A bouncing bomb powerful enough to nuke the entire Mondstadt suddenly appeared.

Liyue.

"Morax, how can I repay the thousand-year-old hatred?"

The puppy-sized Ruta Dragon King chased Zhongli and bit him madly.

Rice wife.

"Oh my, such a simple trap, only a fool would fall for it."

Yae Shinko swallowed her saliva wildly as she looked at the fried tofu in the crude rope trap in front of her.

…

After countless years, the law of nature awakened from its slumber.

Chen An: "You are the one who is called Tianli?"

Tianli: “?”

"Monster, look at the sword!"

Bang~

"Monster, look at the sword!"

Bang~

As Chen An continued to draw his sword, Tianli also kept kneeling on one knee and putting his hands together to receive the sword.

"Hehe... sir, times have changed." Chen An put away his sword and left.

Tianli: "Is this person crazy? Did I provoke you?"

Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.

In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.

But.

What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?

Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end

Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)

Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane

Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!

(Daily, funny)