(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)
(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)
When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.
Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"
Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.
Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.
Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.
Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.
Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."
From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.
It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.
Meng Weiyu, who traveled through Collapse Iron, made a bet with the Lord of Joy - if he entered "Dreams and the Holy Grail" and cleared this new "Holy Grail War mini-game", he could embark on a journey home.
With Aha's "help", he walked alone into the center of the summoning circle, using his flesh and memory as relics, trying to summon the character of Bengtie as a servant of the "Holy Grail War"
"In response to the call of the Holy Grail—if you wish to follow this will and this truth, please respond to me!"
The girl with pink hair and purple skirt is about to appear
But at the last moment, it became a mystery
The scarlet tip of the gun pointed at the young man's eyebrows
This time, no one stood before him with a sword.
[Ding! Detected that the Master drew the wrong card pool to summon Archer, and obtained the golden entry [Projection Magic·Level 1 (0/100)]
"How can a time traveler not have a golden finger?"
"[Actor's Entry Box], activate!"
This is a story about a time traveler who longs to go home, and who joins hands with caster [Xi Lian] to resist the predetermined fate on the stage that has been set up, and eventually grows into a Joy Messenger.
[Honkai Impact 3rd is a harem-free fanfiction, focusing on combat, mystery-revealing, and exploration, with a light sense of CP. Only the protagonist and a few villains are original, the main storyline remains unchanged, and there is a happy ending. Kafka, Yunli, Mikhail, and other characters from Pinocchio's past will appear one after another, and the other characters will also have roles.]
The universal wishing machine - the Holy Grail. Surrounding the Holy Grail, those who carry hatred, those who stick to their ideals, those who have dreams, and those who have missions, struggle in front of this "miracle".
Huo Yuhao: "Disrespectful people, disappear under the glory of the Pharaoh!"
Tang Ya: "The soul is weak, and the machine rises!"
Orange: "Go! Fight! And then win!"
The "Master" of another world and the "Heroic Spirit" of human history "See the roar of this monster!" "Come! Come and enjoy this forbidden feast!" "Go to hell! Damn God!"
And behind this, what is hidden is - "Hehe... Hahahaha, it's really pleasing!"
I've been transported to Genshin Impact! And I even have a gacha system! And my first ten-pull yielded two gold skills, one of which is Sword Master! Am I starting Genshin Impact as invincible? But the second skill is a 100% chance of being caught bare-handed?! (This mainly uses various memes and comedic skills; in the story, Luminous isn't the official mute Luminous, she's a lousy Luminous.) Current skill: 100% chance of being caught bare-handed. I can't do anything. I'll just have to corner myself, smash Valdo, and the four gods can't even gather one Mora. I'm about to launch an awesome attack!
If you were given a chance to start the story over, would you make everything imperfect a little more perfect? At that moment, the lonely god of humanity, watching over Earth, recalled that fiery red figure; the one embarking on a new journey gazed at the empty train, lost in thought; the eyes of the traveler, unable to reunite with his blood relatives, shone brightly once more! Then! Star: "Where did I get here? What's this flying thing? A white mist?" Kiana: "Himeko-sensei! Wait? What's Mr. Welt doing here? And what's this Star Train?" Luminous: "I'm going to fight the Honkai? Really?" In short… it really did restart, but… it seems like the wrong person was on board…
You all transformed into Yingjie, Herrscher, Xinyan, Alysia, and Valkyrie. Why did I become a Houkai beast? And that's fine, but am I supposed to be looked down upon? Wendy: It's just a Houkai beast. Never mind it. Let's move on. Queen: It's just a Houkai beast, Bella. Leave it to you. Make quick work of it. Otto: It's just a Houkai beast, Yulandel. Leave it to you. Once you've dealt with it, come back and support us! Protagonist Xingyue: ...So, what are your opinions on Houkai beasts? Xingyue decided to stop being so low-key. Divine Strike: This is a stellar strike that pierces the world. When she stopped being so low-key, everyone was stunned. Tesla: Help! What the hell is this monster? Seeing her true form gave me goosebumps and a tingling sensation on my scalp. Queen: Yes, yes! So what the hell is a planetary Houkai beast? How could a Herrscher like me be defeated by her? Forget it, she even pinned the End to the ground. False God Otto: I thought I would be very powerful after stealing the power, but I didn't expect this thing to be so... Walter: Help, she said she wanted to turn me into a core to travel around the universe...
Chu Hang suddenly traveled to Changkong City in Honkai Impact 3 and was invited to a chat group that had traveled through time at the same time.
Kiana of the End: "I am the Ruler of the End who controls time and space, and I know the fate of all beings in the past and future!"
Traveler Ying: "I am Traveler Ying, who travels through the long river of time across billions of worlds. I master the seven elements and know the fate of all things!"
When Chu Hang saw this, he felt that there was something wrong with every member of the chat group, and they were completely inconsistent with their original personalities!
The next moment, Chu Hang saw the traveler Yingfa asking:
"@Chu Hang, why are you using my previous life's profile picture and the name Chu Hang?"
Kiana also noticed the blind spot and asked, "Indeed, what's going on @Chu Hang?"
After reading these two messages, Chu Hang guessed that the people who traveled through the chat group at the same time were all reincarnations of fragments of his soul.
So, Chu Hang, who was in Changkong City, sought the confirmation from Kiana, the post-collapse world, and gained a power, the essence of the authority of the end...
[Not a wish-fulfillment novel + Collapsed new world + Happy ending + Cinematic viewing experience + Multiple female leads (Kiana is the main heroine) + Only the protagonist has a substitute]
Thanks for the invitation. I just woke up and found myself transmigrated to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, but it's a world that hasn't collapsed yet, and my identity is the apprentice of the God of Cookery.
Well, anyway, it's good that they're alright.
But just when Dongfang Yan thought he would grow old with Kiana, he was suddenly pulled into the viewing experience along with the main characters of Honkai Impact 3.
And the protagonist in the movie is actually himself!
Is this something that happened in another world?
Wait! Why is that version of myself starting to glow?
His cheat is a substitute!
What Stand could it be? Star Platinum, The World, or Crazy Diamond?
But when the stand-in appeared on the screen, Dongfang Yan was dumbfounded.
"What the hell is this pearl jam?!"
Collapse, Armor Hero, Bright Universe, Ultraman,
Xuanyuan Shengyun, the former leader of Chinese civilization, retired and traveled to a world with the power of Honkai, where he met Rita, whom he had saved three years earlier. Later, Chiyou Pengtao, Yang Mingxuan, and others arrived one after another.
These warriors who had fought for many years on the battlefield found their true love. Thanks to their efforts, the Earth defeated the collapse and they lived a happy life. However, one day, the falling of a screen revealed their identities.
A no-brainer, hope you like it.
My name is Cang Xuan, a reincarnated being from Earth. My older sister is Zhu Yuan, pretty impressive, right? I have a perfect 100% etheric aptitude, are you envious? But... I just can't understand why my system hasn't arrived yet?
Anyway, I'm someone else's child now.
"Smack—" Just like that, some bastard knocked me out.
When I woke up again, I was in the Gobi Desert. A man with a red pig's head said to me, "You were kidnapped. We rescued you, so you have to stay in the Son of Kaludon to work and pay off your debts."
Can I agree to that? Absolutely!
She'll be Caesar's childhood sweetheart (Caesar is uneducated and can't accurately understand the meaning of words), teach her to read and write, race cars with Billy, and probably marry Caesar when she grows up, living off his wife and winning without lifting a finger?
I refuse to accept this! I'll become independent! I'll take a concubine as my subordinate, make a fortune, and build my own team.
Lucy: "Someone actually likes that wild boar? Tsk tsk tsk... that wild boar, and that stupid bird!"