"I originally thought I was just an ordinary person." "Suddenly one day, a beautiful woman stood behind me and asked me to pull out that damn sword." "At that moment, I suddenly realized something was wrong." "But this is no big deal. After reading Le Morte d'Arthur, I am invincible here. As long as I don't give birth to Mordred, don't marry Guinevere, and honestly be a king, there will be no problems." "But...?"

[Harem] + [QCQS] + [No Green, No Thunder] (New users can enter invitation code G3854D to receive book coins) Lu Lin transmigrated to the Teyvat continent and obtained a character entry system. Not only could he invite numerous characters to join, but he could also bestow special entry attributes upon them. [Double Happiness]: When the owner experiences happiness, the feeling of happiness will be doubled. [Telepathy]: Can be granted to multiple owners; when one owner experiences intense emotional fluctuations, other owners will feel the same way. ...At the same time, as the host, he also possesses a host attribute. [Charming Demeanor]: When the host's charm value increases to a certain level, it becomes easier to gain the favor of others. [Skillful Hands]: Various life skills talents are enhanced, and hand techniques are greatly enhanced. [Critical Moment]: When activated, time can be paused. During the pause, the host can move freely for three minutes, lasting once a day. Looking at the attribute descriptions, a big question mark popped into Lu Lin's head. Are these attributes even legitimate?

I'm in the Honkai world, having just traveled through time. The question is, what's with this strange narration? [Take off! Take off! Such a wonderful start! Looking at this opening, you feel like your life is about to reach its peak.] No, it doesn't feel like it's taking off at all. Besides, the Honkai world is notoriously unfriendly to ordinary people, right? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻. [There are many beautiful Valkyries to choose from.] [Even if you want to go big, there are Honkai Gods, Soulsteel Mini-Bishops, and Cyborgs as well.] [You feel like you're already fired up!] Not at all... Wait, Otto, you can do that? [Changkong City! The place where destiny begins! This is the perfect place for you to take your first step after traveling through time!] [Defeat the Herrscher of Thunder, then collect the Herrscher of Void and the future Herrscher of Reason into your crystal palace—the world is mine!] Wow, with this setup, you want me to go head-to-head with the Herrscher? I get it. You probably want me dead.

As soon as he entered Type-Moon, Chen Ling found that something was a little wrong.

Looking at this group of familiar yet unfamiliar people in front of him, Chen Ling asked questions.

Chen Ling: We... know each other?

Aozaki Aoko: Of course I know each other, you finally decided to come back! Kuonji

Yuju: Don't leave this time.

Illya: Oh Do-san! Go and capture Oh Ga-san!

Xian Wang: Zaxiu, I'm here to repay you!

Nero: My performer~ I've been waiting for you for a long time~~

Tamamo: Migang~ Dana-san, do you want to eat first? Or do you want to take a shower? Or do you want to eat·me·?~~

Chen Ling was in the corner, seeing a large group of people gradually approaching, and he couldn't help but shout out...

"Don't come over here!!!"

[Honkai Impact 3rd] + [Original Main Character] + [CP: Vita] + [Fate/Grand Order Heroic Spirit Abilities] + [Dual Heroines]

Late at night, there was a knock on the door of the St. Freya Academy dormitory.

"Who is it?!" Kiana asked, her voice trembling with sleepiness and alertness as she pressed against the door.

A voice brimming with energy and tinged with amusement came from outside the door: "Observer of the long river of history, Pathway to the Throne of Heroes, Listener to the Words of Divine Wisdom, Holder of the Chains of Heaven, Successor of the Sword Saint of Avalon, Successor to the Heroic Savior, Best Collaborator and Funeral Attendant of the Bishop of Destiny, Golden Flash who gallops across the Sea of ​​Quanta..."

Kiana, unable to contain herself any longer, yanked the door open a crack and yelled at the sly-looking heterochromatic-eyed girl outside, "Stop! I don't care who you are! We really can't accommodate that many people!!!"

Due to an accidental death, Mulan transformed into Kiana Kaslana, only to wake up to find herself transported to the Teyvat continent. She now possesses a system called "Valkyrie Paradise," allowing her to accumulate crystals to exchange for chances to draw Valkyrie character cards. Aside from her initial Domain Armor: White Comet character card, she has no other powerful characters. To ensure her survival, she embarks on a daily journey of completing tasks and increasing character affinity to acquire crystals. However, these character affinity tasks seem rather strange. [Limited Task: Show the Lightning General (Shadow) true culinary skills and successfully teach them to cook using the Raiden Mei character card.] Looking at the Lightning General who nearly blew up the kitchen without a trace of remorse, and the Shadow standing to the side, bitterly chopping cabbage, and the gloating Yae no Miko, she falls into deep thought. It's time to show them the true Herrscher of Cooking! For crystals! Charge! Charge! Charge! One pot! Two bowls! One slice! Two halves! One vegetable dish! Two servings of rice!! Pots, pans, and utensils! Surrender to me!!

Eh?! Being able to transform into the Mysterious City Hare and bring it along to brawl with Silver Wolf? That's hilarious! And even transform into Raiden Mei and fight a swordfight with Yomi? Huh? Cooking, really? Hehehe, ahaha, you're the one scheming me! Liu Ge looked at the group of people staring at him covetously from behind and wiped the sweat off his forehead... P.S.: "Purely joyful and hilarious story." "Please get to know the protagonist before reading, then you can jump to Chapter 33, where the Immortal Boat arc begins! I'm not familiar with the Black Tower Space Station and Beloberg, the writing is terrible."

A video recap system has arrived in Teyvat, showcasing tear-jerking moments and playing Frinna's storyline, including "The Sinner's Dance."

It brought tears to the eyes of both gods and men.

Ying: You have held on like this for five hundred years. Let me hug you.

Navilette: Thank you, I really enjoyed the five hundred years of the story.

Zhongli: I signed a contract with myself to save the country and kept it for five hundred years, which ultimately deceived the will of heaven. I respect all justice that needs to be practiced by myself. Even though the divine part has dissipated and the throne no longer exists, for the entire history of Fontaine, Funina is still a god of justice worthy of recognition.

Then the song "Broken Branches and Old Dreams" was played.

[The Great Compassion Tree King: Let the world completely forget me.]

Play [The Chapter of the Immortal Fox]

[Youlezhai, I was really happy, but now watching you leave, I still feel a little lonely.]

…

After all the tear-jerking PVs were played, everyone in Teyvat's eyes were swollen with pain!!!!!!

(A million-word completion record already exists, not for white birds.) Journey through the world of Honkai with the stat upgrade system, and advance digitally! First stop: Destiny Headquarters, the Demon King's castle with Otto? No worries, order more of the Yu Duchen Set, perfect for boosting your mental resistance. Destiny's renowned Scroll King, Oran Dale? Come on, let's train together! Training your waist boosts strength, stamina, dexterity, agility, and magic. Is Yalilo about to be overwhelmed by the cold wave? Great Guardian Cocolia, you don't want Belo Borg to be taken over by the Rift, do you? The Herrscher Girl doesn't want me to get hurt? Honkai resistance requires close contact with Honkai energy to increase! Otto wants to achieve his plan through tragedy? Perfect! Maximizing stat upgrades still requires one great deed—pay the price for your sins! What? You're my father from a parallel world? Then rebel against my inhuman father!

At the sacred wedding, the bride and groom accepted the blessings of their family and friends. The newlyweds looked at each other, smiled happily, exchanged a vow kiss, and began their new life amid applause. It should have been like this, but at Lei Luo's wedding... "You, Artoria, can touch me, but I, Artoria, can't?! We're all Artoria, why do you have all the privileges?" "...That's it! Holy Lance, weigh anchor!" "Who's afraid of who! Unnamed Victory Sword!!" "...Excalibur!" "Um, um! I'm sorry! Calibum!" "Wow, even if it was another me, anyone who steals the king's possession deserves death! Excalbur Morgan!" Lei Luo, who should have been the protagonist, could only watch helplessly as his bride and a group of "herself" fought each other.