This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

Feng Xi was reborn into Type-Moon to grow flowers and became a flower-growing magician, changing the plot starting from the Fourth War.

Gilgamesh: "I'll say it again, I'm the Hero King, not the Elbow King."

The Emperor: "I've already said that I was once a beautiful young man."

My King: "I can't even count how many of myself I have."

Doctor: "My Meili-chan can't be a man."

Gudako: "Chaos Evil? Are you kidding me? I'm powerless."

Bai Ye travels through a parallel world and becomes the planning director of Teyvat Corporation's gaming department, only to discover that not only is the department's performance dismal, but it's also facing disbandment if it fails to produce results?!

But when he arrived at the studio, he found that his secretary Ganyu, his assistant Hu Tao...aren't these all characters in the game!

Looking at the familiar faces, Bai Ye waved his hand and started producing "Genshin Impact" and "Honkai Impact 3rd".

Gan Yu: "Director, the character design is beautiful, but I'm really not a coconut sheep, and don't call me Wang Xiaomei!!"

Lei Movie: "General Lei Dian... a very domineering character, but you really can't insult my cooking skills!"

Hanabi: "Wow, my Fu~~"

Ji Zi: "Partner... you let me finish filming so quickly, but you keep pushing me out and stabbing me. Is that really okay?"

…

"The Last Dance" makes players collapse, and "The Last Lesson" makes players burst into tears.

Every PV and every plot arouses the players' emotions.

The music, plot, and graphics let players in this world know what a real game is.

However, with the popularity of the games "Genshin Impact" and "Honkai Impact 3", the relationships in this world are gradually collapsing...

"I traveled to Type-Moon and gained the recognition of the Root. As long as I can die an abnormal death, I can ascend to the Throne of Heroes and become the Lord of the Throne of Heroes, an existence that is stronger and freer than the Seven Crowns." "For this reason, I started to act like a fool in Type-Moon." "I scolded Gilgamesh to his face, challenged the almighty Zeus in Greece, openly kidnapped Skadi in Northern Europe, declared that Solomon was a demon god instead of the Son of God in Israel, and stood on Morgan's side in Britain..." "But why am I still alive now?" 1994, Fuyuki. A famous figure in history, the third friend of the Most Ancient King, the first prime minister of Mesopotamia, the man favored by the Greek gods, the king of giants in Northern Europe, the incarnation of God who awakened Solomon's humanity in Israel, assisted by Prince Camelot... The young but weathered-looking Lovi sat on the top of the Fuyuki Bridge, sighed, and looked at the scene in front of him: "Tell me, what went wrong here?" "Or, you kill me and let me ascend to the Throne of Heroes? Please!" Kiritsugu Emiya lit a cigarette, glanced at Artoria who was holding the Holy Spear next to him, the King's Treasure unfolded by Gilgamesh, the red spear tip extended from the Kingdom of Shadows... The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.

Unexpectedly transported to the ancient world of Honkai Impact 3rd, Luo Nianxi obtained a legendary cheat system and was forced to reincarnate as an older sister. She receives rewards for making choices, but—when Luo Nianxi discovers her system is frantically boosting her charm, constantly hoping she'll marry someone, and even nearly turning her into an evil god, she's completely bewildered. (This story doesn't involve marriage; it's recommended to skip Volume 2, as the realistic volume might be a bit awkward.) There may be many missing chapters; try refreshing the page or closing and reopening the app—this is a bug.

The author's composition is complex, and it also contains some elements of Honkai Impact 3rd. It is slightly ooc, so please don't criticize if you don't like it.

(This book is written by the author for himself. Those who don’t want to read it don’t have to.)

(It's just a joke, so just read it for fun. Don't take it too seriously.)

A middle school boy named Liu Heng was slapped to death by some idle End, and was sent to another world by the kind-hearted Imaginary Number Tree, who also gave him a role-playing system. Then, "Wow, isn't this the ancestor? This is taking off."

"C, who is this? Why does he have white hair?"

"Fuck, is this Skyfire so awesome when it's unsheathed?"

(The author is a student, so updates may be unstable, but the author promises that he will finish writing and will not stop updating. If the author really stops updating, it is likely that the author has lost his phone.)

Upon arriving in the world of Star Iron, she unsurprisingly gained the ability to open figurine treasure chests and transform into characters from various worlds. 【Figurine - Jing Yuan (♀)】【Mimicry Character Type】【Status: Perfect】【Introduction: She is a general of Luofu, a superstar of Luofu, a close online friend of the superstar Robin, and a well-known figure who promotes her fame throughout the entire Immortal Boat Alliance! She is the youngest sister of the former Cloud Sky Group, now the Luofu General (idol), Jing... Yuan!!!

My name is Ruan Mei. I resurrected a Grammer genetically modified human from the Locust Plague. It's said that Grammer's genetically modified humans are natural warriors, calm and collected, meticulously following combat orders. But his personality seems a bit lively? Firefly: "Today is my rebirth, and also your doom." Firefly: "I will set the ocean on fire!!!!" Firefly: "Fight! Awesome!!!!"

Ye You, a graduate of the Clock Tower Archaeology Department with a rare magical attribute, opened an antique bookstore in Tokyo. His favorite thing to do is to study knowledge in peace and tranquility. Until recently, he received a letter from his old friend, Tōsaka Tokiomi, who brought a little girl home. Then, strange things began to happen one after another. He heard vague whispers in his ears, and ancient images emerged in his mind. When Ye You gazed at the moon, he found that the moon was also gazing at him.