【Simulation starts】

[This is a winter in the fifth century AD]

[The long hunt of the Winter Goddess is finally over, but her original home is no longer suitable for habitation. 】

[Finally one day my father made a decision. We boarded the boat and headed west, finally arriving at an island. 】

【We are——Saxons】

[The outsiders and conquerors of this land are also survivors trying to survive. 】

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Qin Qiaosong is a traveler, but his soul has long been imprinted on the history of Xingyue.

I am King Arthur's enemy, the wolf from the sea;

I am the guide and the light of Hades;

I am a compatriot of smoke-drunk Hassan, a person who failed to become "Hasan";

I am the younger brother of the Roman Emperor, and I perform "The Double" at the end of the show;

I am the work of Love, the guardian of Pharaoh;

...

Then one day I fought a Holy Grail War with only me.

Good news, Xia Ling traveled through time. Bad news, the place she traveled through was Changkong City. Even worse news, she was turned into a box when she landed on the ground, and turned into Xia Ling. In order to avoid dying repeatedly after resurrection, Xia Ling was forced to open the semi-finished system in advance, and embarked on a journey of becoming stronger starting from a single-pass Sami pigeon. After unlocking more functions of the system, Xia Ling was surprised to find that her system could not only connect to the pigeon theme of the Ark, but even the collapsed one. [Alisa and the Eternal Paradise] [Unexpected Encounter] [In a dark experimental field, a cute girl with long green hair and a petite figure was thinking about something in distress. Seeing you approach, the girl claimed to be a weak researcher with little combat power. She begged for your help, hoping that you could go to her laboratory and help her complete a harmless little experiment] [Oh my gosh! (I like experiments!)] (✓) [Forget it (less trouble is more)] [You are pulled into the laboratory by a petite green-haired girl. You see her delicate features suddenly crumble into a pool of dark green liquid. Then, a giant dark green snake rises from the shadows, looking at you with malicious eyes] [Enter the battle (encounter a difficult battle)]

Ling Ri travels into the Genshin Impact world and gains access to a livestreaming room that connects three game worlds within the Mi family.

[Theresa: I didn't run a Lawyer Academy, you're so mad!]

[Kafka: Being a mother or something isn't out of the question.]

[Hu Tao: I recommend Zhongli as the next Geo God!]

[Zhongli: No need]

The protagonist is half a tool and half a participant in the plot.

This is just my own fantasy creation; I hope you all like it and let's fantasize together.

The main focus is on watching silly videos and memes, then compiling a list of fan-made content, and maybe moving on to other things after finishing with Xiaomi products. The main theme is memes, fun, and entertainment.

Those who cannot accept any out-of-character (OOC) or unprofessional author settings should consume with caution.

Please do not consume this while eating. Some parts may be quite comical, and the author assumes no responsibility for any fatalities.

In a parallel world, the game Genshin Impact released a brand new character in version 4.0: Yuntian, the polearm-wielding Yuntian! Players are unanimous about his strength...

[It has health recovery, damage, dominance, displacement, range, and tracking! This is a true hexagonal warrior!]

[Wow, this character's passive is a perfect match for Fufu!]

[Well, I can only say that this is the perfect couple for me! Yunfu is awesome!]

[Looks great, right? You can only draw one! Because they're both in the same card pool! (Smile)]

..........

On the continent of Teyvat...

Yuntian: Um...I think it’s too early to talk about some things?

Fukaros: But she already likes you! You can't escape, so just accept your fate!

Navellette: (Silence) (Nods)

Yuntian: But I really didn’t think about these things!

(It starts with a slow tempo, and the sinner dances and begins to confess his love)

I am Sirin, the Herrscher of the Void, the top henchman of the Honkai, a heartless transmigrator, and a powerful figure with a system. I descended from the heavens, crowned in the name of God. I sound the horn of conquest with thunder, transform the winds of desire into blades, ignite the sacred flame of the FFFF group, and grant all beings an equal death. How could someone as powerful as me possibly fail?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha—Cecilia: "Ora—!" World Progress: Second Honkai Impact—Akame ga Kill!—Date A Live—Black Bullet—The Growth Journey of a Slime Reincarnated in Another World as a Pleasure Criminal.

Carl traveled through time and space and came to the capital of Camelot. He opened a small restaurant here and planned to live an honest life.

I don’t know if the people in this place like dark cuisine or don’t go out to eat. There are very few customers in his small restaurant. The only one who often comes is a young lady named Al and her companions.

"Do you think King Arthur really doesn’t understand people’s hearts?"

"Do you think King Arthur really deserves to be called the Chosen King?"

"Do you think Mordred can inherit the throne?"

Hearing that this young lady is so concerned about these messy things, Carl is helpless, but he still tells her about it because of the money she gave.

Finally one day, Altria, who used the alias Al, couldn’t help it.

"Boss, I’m going to show my cards. I am King Arthur!"

"What!? King Arthur can’t be a girl!"

OK, now the question is, I have traveled through time, I have a beautiful sister who is above everyone else and has a brother-control attribute, and this sister looks very familiar, how can I avoid having my legs broken and sent to the Germans next door?

In addition, I also met a very gentle sister Marta, a purple old woman and her big black dog, how can I survive in such an environment, waiting online is really urgent

"Are you my knight?" the silver-haired boy asked, smiling at the blonde girl before him. This was their meeting when they were ten years old.

"Are you my bride?" Gently embracing the blonde girl, his companion for ten years, the boy questioned yet affirmed. This was the story of eighteen.

"Are you my king?" Half-kneeling at the throne, he looked up and smiled at the girl holding the Sword of Victory. The boy's smile was the same as the boy's ten years ago.

"I can be without eyes, but you, and all of Camelot, cannot be without eyes." With a smile, he forever gave his eyes to the girl, who had lost them due to the red dragon's curse. The boy had no regrets. This was twenty-five years of happiness.

"So, Arthur? Pen? Dragon? Artoria, King of Knights, young lady, will you... walk with me for life?" Smiling, he extended his hand to the girl, and the silver-haired boy asked the same question two thousand five hundred years later. This was a bond that had lasted two thousand five hundred years.

Artoria: Arthur, my proud son, the glory of all Britain. As the Crown Prince of Camelot, you shall inherit all that I have: my throne, all my possessions, including but not limited to the Knights of the Round Table, my Holy Lance and Sword, the noble steeds of the Royal Stables, and all the treasures in the treasury.

Mordred: Mom, what about me? Ah, I see. My brother inherits everything from you, and I inherit everything from him. That's the happy end, right? So, when will you abdicate, Mom? How many tables will we have at the wedding? Can I use your scabbard as a surfboard?

Altria: Knight Mordred, I appoint you Earl of Glamorgan, and you must take up the post immediately!

Traveling to Arthurian Britain, Artorius faces only one question: a major traitor or a minor villain?

"I originally thought I was just an ordinary person." "Suddenly one day, a beautiful woman stood behind me and asked me to pull out that damn sword." "At that moment, I suddenly realized something was wrong." "But this is no big deal. After reading Le Morte d'Arthur, I am invincible here. As long as I don't give birth to Mordred, don't marry Guinevere, and honestly be a king, there will be no problems." "But...?"