"It's impossible for me to get out of the bath, I'll never get out of the bath in my life. My skin gets itchy as soon as I leave the water, I can only maintain this state of life by lying in the bathtub. Everyone in the pool is amazing, there are water dragons, killer whales, sharks, and they all speak so nicely, I love it here." A certain transmigrator surnamed Gu said this while being held by mon3tr.

[Detective + FGO + Slice-of-Life; basically an otaku-style novel; beloved trope of Heroic Spirits falling in love; NOT a harem; Warning: MC’s presence is relatively low — if that bothers you, turn back!! Some Heroic Spirits’ genders follow historical records, and there will be CP pairings, e.g., Old Saber x Eriri, Oda Nobunaga x Miku Nakano. Personalities of Heroic Spirits are kept intact. If you can’t accept that, just… don’t read!]

Transmigrating into a world that’s a crossover of slice-of-life anime and Detective Conan, Aoki Makoto, with no knowledge of the plot, thought his life would be simple: rely on his phone from his past life, stay far away from trouble, focus on making money, and spend a rich but boring life.

Little did he expect that his real cheat would arrive… sixteen years late!

System: “Become a Master and save the world!”

Aoki Makoto: “Do I get a girlfriend?”

System: “…Huh?”

Aoki Makoto: “Why am I not interested in all those anime heroines? Because my ideal type is Gudako!”

System: “…Fine. If you succeed, I can help introduce you. But first, I have some bad news.”

Aoki Makoto: “In front of Gudako, nothing is a problem.”

System: “The detailed personality data of the Heroic Spirits has been lost, so you’ll have to play them yourself. In other words… have you read any ‘vest novels’*?”

Aoki Makoto: “…No problem, no problem. Oh, by the way, does your introduction come with a marriage guarantee?”

And so begins the story of wearing the “vest” of Heroic Spirits to save the world… while also, incidentally, falling in love.

The card game Shadowverse is often described by players as akin to being imprisoned, with the terrifying rumor that playing it brings misfortune. The transmigrator, having achieved dimensional transcendence, is well aware of this. But why imprison herself in the new world? Sensing all the messages brought to her by the cheat system called Shadowverse, a thought suddenly occurred to her: Playing Shadowverse really does bring all sorts of misfortune! *Ahem*, this is Sera. Let me briefly introduce my friend. A colossal mud golem called Mr. Orange, whose imposing (obese) body can withstand any external attack. The elven idiot named Arisa is always a bit silly in her daily life, but when it matters, she's just as reliable as Lisa and Kokkoro... As for her mechanical best friends like Loramia and Annel... unfortunately, I can't mass-produce life forms... "Sirin, how are you feeling?" "I'm fine. I hope these days can continue forever." PS: This book is initially a Shadowverse fanfic, and later a Honkai Impact fanfic. The Honkai Impact storyline is in the later stages. PS: Not much card game content! PS: Readers who are not Shadowverse players should read the reading instructions first.

This work is also known as "Chapter 51: Spinning Elbow Strike Nanook".

Aha: I've really messed with you. Danheng: Is this part of your trip too? Xuanyu: Uh, I just learned it. Xing: I want that one, can you give me a different one? Xuanyu: No, the meaning of the journey isn't power, but the courage to fight for your companions! Xing: This is clearly a numerical crushing defeat.

In Rome, as a noble, I once engaged in verbal battles with the Senate! In Britain, I fought Germans alongside the Knight King! In the Tang Dynasty, I simply wiped out the aristocratic families and became emperor myself! In Greece, as a human, I danced with the gods on Mount Olympus! ...And now, in the Qin Dynasty, I serve as the Imperial Preceptor, assisting the First Emperor and ensuring the eternal reign of the Qin Dynasty. As a time traveler, I've reached the pinnacle! Unexpectedly, the Chaldeans accuse me of creating singularities and destroying human principles! Facing Gudako and the Chaldean Heroic Spirits, veteran time traveler Le Ang expresses his pity. "Listen, I never intended to destroy human principles!" The Chaldeans respond: "Do you think we'll believe your lies?!" PS: There are some secondary settings for plot reasons, so please don't get too hung up on them.

I've been transported to Genshin Impact! And I even have a gacha system! And my first ten-pull yielded two gold skills, one of which is Sword Master! Am I starting Genshin Impact as invincible? But the second skill is a 100% chance of being caught bare-handed?! (This mainly uses various memes and comedic skills; in the story, Luminous isn't the official mute Luminous, she's a lousy Luminous.) Current skill: 100% chance of being caught bare-handed. I can't do anything. I'll just have to corner myself, smash Valdo, and the four gods can't even gather one Mora. I'm about to launch an awesome attack!

(I am a novice author, so my writing is definitely not good, please forgive me, comrades) (Also, apart from the main plot, some of the other pre-plots of Honkai Impact 3rd are too complicated, like the third Honkai Impact 3rd, so everything is subject to this book. Also, this is a purely self-entertainment article, so please don’t read if you don’t like it. It is an invincible witness. Finally, all characters are over 18 years old, with single or double female protagonists, not a harem! Not a harem! Not a harem!) Note: Everyone in the paragraph reviews, book reviews or book circles should be more friendly (only referring to some paragraph reviews). I know that everyone may be under great pressure in real life. If you really have something to say, you can send it to the author below. The author will generally reply when he sees it. Try not to comment on the paragraphs.

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"As an 'object', do you have the right to disobey the owner's orders?" A man stood in front of him and spoke harshly.

In front of the man was a Tuxi person. What was inconsistent with his gorgeous appearance was that the chain of the handcuffs was tightly embedded in the wall.

"Not talking? Then just be one of my exhibits now." After saying that, the man walked out of the room, leaving him alone in this "treasure house" filled with luxury goods.

There was no fear or anger on Tu Xiren's face, only confusion...

"My name is Chen Xiao, I'm a college student this year... No, that's not important. On the day of the 2.2 update for Zone Zero, I skipped classes to experience the new storyline firsthand. As I was walking to my dorm, a runaway truck suddenly rushed into the school from nowhere, and I luckily became a speed bump.

When I thought my life was about to end in such a hasty manner, I opened my eyes and found a man standing in front of me..."

College student Chen Xiao came to New Ailidu. When the situation started out terrible, he discovered that he could open the panel, enter the dungeon to brush materials, and upgrade!

Trial Dungeon: Battle! Awesome!

Role-playing copy: How did I become a wife?

Decrypted copy: I always have a bad feeling, as if countless pairs of eyes are staring at me...

(The heroine's photo will not have too many scenes for the time being because it has not been implemented yet. Please be patient if you want to see it)

This is a seemingly ordinary chat group, but every time new members are invited, a Holy Grail War always erupts! Magical Mae★Li: "Holy Grail War, let's gang up on the dog-like group owner, Q1 if you're interested!" Jeanne Alter: "1" Enkidu: "1" Saiki Kusuo: "1" Ainz Ooal Gown: "1" Clark Kent: "1" Saitama: "1"... [The group owner retracts a member's message] xN Muyi: "Damn despicable, what do you want to do to me?!" All Might: "Don't worry, because I'm here!" [Adapted from a real tabletop role-playing game storyline; the original group had already experienced eight Holy Grails battles when the book was written.]