"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"

"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."

"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."

As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.

What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?

No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!

Seimei woke up to find himself transported to a world of anime and manga. Good news: he was also bound to a system essential for any transmigrator. Bad news: this world wasn't just infested with evil spirits and monsters, but also with various urban legends, like the Slit-Mouthed Woman, Sadako, Kayako, and Hanako in the Toilet… However, thankfully, after binding with the system, Seimei became a legendary Onmyoji. He not only possessed powerful abilities but could also summon various shikigami to fight for him! His goal was to become the strongest Onmyoji and, at the same time, build a grand empire! …Yotsuya Miko: I only feel safe when I'm by Seimei-sensei's side. Ebina Nana: Seimei-sensei, please don't do this here… um… Kasumigaoka Utaha: Hmm~ Seimei-kun, do you prefer white or black? Nakiri Erina: Now it's my turn to taste you. Kirigaya Suguha, Asuna, Shinomiya Kaguya, Fujiwara Chika, Eriri, Suoh Yuki…