[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

[Naruto, system, become stronger by touching corpses, upgrade, invincible]

On the night of the genocide, Uchiha Heng'an bound himself to the corpse-touching system to become stronger, and could recycle corpses to obtain blood and strengthening points.

He quickly became stronger with the help of the system and the Mangekyō Sharingan, and saved the entire Uchiha clan with his absolute strength!

Zhou Kun traveled to a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where mobile cities were humanity's last refuge. As supreme ruler of the Wanderer mobile city, Zhou Kun suddenly unlocked [Flesh Technology], allowing the city to fuse and evolve with monster genes. From then on, the cold steel machinery began to surge with flesh, and the city gradually became a living being. Devouring, evolving, and transforming, while other mobile towns struggled with energy depletion, Zhou Kun began dismembering monsters and extracting their genes... From steel cannons, he evolved into [Godzilla's Atomic Breath Cannon], from prosthetic limbs, he evolved into [Venom Symbiote Suit], from powered sails, he evolved into [Fallen Dragon Skywings]... Ultimately, a super-mobile fortress woven from flesh and machinery became the nightmare of all civilizations.

"Chapter Three: Intercepting and Hoarding the Goods and Killing the Reborn" "Chapter Six: Saving the School Beauty" "Not a Saint"

Six hours left before the zombie crisis breaks out!

Gu Chen is bound to the [Daily Intelligence System]!

[Intelligence 1 (Legendary): Tonight at 12:00 AM, a zombie crisis will erupt! Civilization will collapse, and doomsday will arrive!]

[Intelligence 2 (Gold Level): A future reborn possesses a 'Space Ring' and has stockpiled tens of billions of supplies in advance. Tonight at 10:00 PM, the arms he anonymously ordered will arrive at Hong Kong. The contact only recognizes the codename, 'Night Owl']

[Intelligence Three (Gold Level): Binhai University's campus beauty, Su Yuexi, will be scratched by a zombie during the zombie crisis. She was originally going to awaken the SSS-level ability, "Divine Healing," which could cure the zombie virus! Unfortunately, she was backstabbed by her best friend and died.]

Gu Chen relies on daily intelligence to gain insight into everything in advance.

My neighbor stores food and I store guns. My neighbor is my granary!

At ten o'clock tonight, he will be the first to intercept the arms of the reborn, and then plan to seize the space ring containing tens of billions of supplies!

At twelve o'clock in the morning, doomsday breaks out! Gu Chen arrives in time to save the school beauty!

From then on, Gu Chen began his happy life in the doomsday. While others bent their backs for a piece of sausage, Gu Chen enjoyed delicious food and drinks every day!

Today's daily intelligence has been updated again, and Gu Chen has started to happily intercept again!

Worlds traveled through: Main World (daily life in anime) - GOSICK + Pandora Hearts + Danterian's Bookshelf + Monogatari Prequel + Rozen Maiden - Return to Anime (Monogatari + another + Mujica + Brynhildr in the Dark + The Visible Girl) - Date a Live - No Game No Life Zero - Black Bullet - Little Garden - A Certain Scientific Railgun Byakuya: Others traveled through time with a system, why did I travel with a God! Especially since this God wanted to be my mother. Glass: Byakuya, you saved my Son of God. Eriri: Is your God serious? Yukino: How did my Service Club really become a Service Club? Victoria: You promised not to let me continue to be bored. Shinobu: God? How interesting! Kaguya-sama: You want us to become angels serving God together? Which God? The Son of God? Wouldn't that mean serving you? Misaka Mikoto: You bastard Shiroya, why did you go to my mother with Last Order and say that she was our daughter? Shiroyasha: There is already a Holy Son in the little garden, how can you have the status of a Holy Son? Are you actually Hong Xiuquan?

Hachiman Hikigaya, who was expelled from Advanced Training School in the second year after a unanimous exam, was taken in by a rich girl after leaving school and trained to pass the college entrance exam. He then happily received a large truck... Hachiman Hikigaya, who isn't exactly a rich kid: "Ouch, that hurts so much, Ryuen!" Ryuen: "Hikigaya is my good brother, you have to pay more." Ichinose: "What's mine is mine, no one can take it away." Ayanokoji: "How did I end up in Class C?" —————— Currently, he has: Ichinose, Shiina Hiyori. Number of students temporarily expelled by Hachiman: Nine.

In 1644, the Ming Dynasty began as a Kryptonian. Just ask King Chuang, Wu Sangui, and the Regent: are you afraid?... In the Seventh Universe, a company composed of countless time travelers, we are a group of capable, organized, idealistic, and...

[Multiple female protagonists][Feminization mod][All characters that can be conquered are gender-changed to female, so be careful if you don't like it.]

After traveling through Stardew Valley and deciding to settle down on farming, Lin Yan discovered that there seemed to be many more women around him. How could he manage his interpersonal relationships and settle down on farming at the same time?

"Wait, you mean the world will end tomorrow?" Tony Stark leaned back in the laboratory chair with a look of disgust: "And then you come to me and ask me to kill... Reed Richards?" Luke said calmly: "Yes." Tony almost spit out his coffee: "Kill Mr. Fantastic? Why don't you let me grab Thor's hammer? Are you sure you don't have a short circuit in your brain?" Tony raised his eyebrows: "I am Iron Man, not Thanos. You don't go to SHIELD or the X-Men, but come to me. Did you get the script wrong?" Luke sighed: "I have died fourteen times, and every time I woke up it was seven o'clock this morning. Believe me, Tony, I tried to call the police, report, break into the Baxter Building... and even leave a message for SHIELD, but all failed. I think the only effective way is to let Richards...

[No Mary Sue elements, decisive and ruthless, incredibly satisfying, no female lead, small ensemble cast, infinite flow, game-themed, post-apocalyptic survival. Everyone says it gets better the more you read! It takes off after chapter 10-15, and the world-building expands after level 10. The author is super diligent, working hard to build up a draft, updating 4k-8k words daily depending on the day's progress.]

The world is plunged into a train survival scenario, and Su Yue awakens an SSS-level talent right from the start—the Fusion of All Things!

He can break everything down and then fuse and reforge it!

[Successfully Forged] Obtained the Axe of Creation!

[Successfully Forged] Obtained the Golden-haired Girl!

[Successfully Forged] Gained divine power!

[Successfully Forged] Gaining World Power!

[Successfully Forged] Obtained the Source of Chaos!

[Successfully Forged] Obtained the Killer Train and activated the Starry Sky Orbit!

[Forging Successful] Obtained SSS-level talent!

[Successfully Forged] Obtained the One Who Unites All Things!

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