[No harem + invincible + funny + funny + time travel, please do not enter if you mind. 】

[Old author's new book, 20 million words of experience, likes to dig holes, and reads a few chapters patiently when seeing something unreasonable. ]

The disciple who had just joined the sect came to report in panic:

"Master, something terrible has happened. Our eldest brother has robbed us of our money!"

"What a fuss! It's your senior brother who is trying to benefit us!"

"Big Brother is kidnapping and extortion!"

"Oh, I told you it was Senior Brother who was looking for benefits for us!"

"But, our eldest brother has been possessed by a demon, so we have to take care of this, right?"

"Congratulations, he has finally made progress in his practice!"

"But, Big Brother also killed someone!"

"Why don't you go and help? Sect disciples, grab your weapons!"

Ye Qingxuan accidentally traveled through the Earth Profound Realm and accidentally obtained the Eternal Turtle, which gave him an endless lifespan!

He also accidentally obtained the inheritance of the Earth Immortal, and joined the dominant force Xuantian Sect, embarking on the path of Fu Xiu!

From then on, he used Fu Xiu as a cover to secretly practice the Earth Immortal Method and eventually became a great man!

A Fu Xiu, who made a contract with the spiritual land of heaven and earth, became a domain of his own and was the master of the blessed land.

A Fu Xiu can slowly increase his own spiritual roots, but this method takes too long. It takes tens of thousands of years to increase each spiritual root.

Therefore, a Fu Xiu also needs to endure the loneliness of sitting alone...

In an age where everyone practices cultivation, I—thanks to a twisted system—am tasked with becoming a demon lord?

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve bound the Chaos-Bringing System. As long as you complete demon-lord-style missions, you can ascend as the Supreme Demon!]

“System, are you kidding? This is the civilized age of cultivation, and you want me to be a villain? Are you trying to get me killed?”

[Mission 1: As a true demon, killing and stealing treasures should be as natural as eating and drinking. Seize others’ fortunes and make them your own.]

“That’s illegal! Robbery means three to ten years in prison!”

[Mission 2: A demon lord should lead countless followers, each willingly offering tribute to aid your path. Recruit 1000 followers.]

“That's a cult! The last one got disbanded and sentenced!”

[Mission 3: You’re now qualified. Refine your first demonic artifact—the Banner of Ten Thousand Souls.]

“Trading souls is capital punishment! This system is out for my life!”

…

“What? Stealing someone’s food delivery is seizing fortune too?”

“What? Livestream selling counts as recruiting followers?”

“What? AI-generated digital life can be used in artifact refinement?”

“You’re not a system—you’re my dad!”

…

Years later, after completing mission after mission through food delivery jobs, streaming, and online trolling, Su Yuan becomes the fearsome Supreme Demon—yet the world bestows upon him an unexpected title:

The Working Immortal.

Finally, I traveled through the world of immortality and succeeded in cultivating immortality, but you said that I will die in eight years?

Impossible, absolutely impossible, how could I die eight years from now if I was so handsome.

Wang Li, who had traveled through the world of cultivating immortals for many years and worked diligently to cultivate immortals, originally thought that he could break out of the world of cultivating immortals. As a result, the old Taoist in Fangshi told him that he would die in eight years?

Fortunately at the critical moment, the simulator starts.

A different talent entry is obtained for each simulation.

Son of the Damned: You will be unlucky all your life, and you will be unlucky to kill your creatures.

Horror Resurrection: Your presence, will attract something terrible.

The protagonist's halo: Your presence, making the creatures around you appear like idiots.

The theory of destiny is mysterious and unpredictable!

Some people try their best but fail to achieve it, and finally regretfully stop on the road to longevity.

However, some people are born with great destiny, not only are they gifted, but their luck is even better than heaven.

Heavenly-level skills, rare treasures, elixirs, you can find them wherever you go!

One day, the miser-like patriarch sent a message: "There are too many treasures, and the family treasury can't hold them all!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Tianming smiled bitterly.

"The treasures seem to have eyes, and I can always find them when I go out, but this is not what I meant!"

PS: This book is also known as: "I don't want to be the son of destiny!" "I really don't want to pick up trash anymore!"

[New Dihua] + [New routines] + [Various reversals] + [Pretending to be a tiger and eating a pig] + [Fantasy] + [Easy and funny] My name is Zhang Mo, a poor farmer of eight generations. Yesterday, while I was farming, I was recruited by a local sect. After going up the mountain, I realized that the sect here was actually an evil sect. What's even worse is that I've only been working for one day and they want me to be the leader. Oh my god! ——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang