A perfectly normal tale of a cheerful Greenskin’s adventures in the Warhammer 40K universe.
- Their meks are too tiny—can’t even compare to Gorkamorka’s Fist or a proper Stompa.
- Their way of pickin’ bosses is stupid. Too much talkin’! Why not just WAAAGH! and krump the biggest git?
- And why dey always workin’ and fightin’ over dumb stuff? ORKS IZ FREE! We fight, we laugh, we WAAAGH!—dat’s da good life!
Tags: [Ork Logic] [Bigger = Better] [WAAAGH!-Fuelled Plot Armor] [Reality? Optional]
Crossing over is a good word, but not everyone is willing to do it
, especially to go to some very dangerous worlds...
But sometimes, you have no choice~
Crossing over to the Warhammer 40K world is very tragic, and even more tragic is that Luo was almost crushed by the guards in front of the Golden Throne. Is there anything more tragic?
"You ***..." Looking at the chaos symbol in front of him, the protagonist said
Yan Luo traveled through Warhammer 40K and got a bankrupt version of the underworld. Good news: he can judge the souls of demons and build infrastructure. Bad news: the evil gods all want him to "enter the job early". In order to avoid being used as firewood by the Inquisition, he decided to pretend to be a saint!
So the Empire has a new "wholesaler of miracles": Purifying demons? Actually, they were taken to the underworld as building materials. The Emperor appeared in spirit? All thanks to the Mirror of Evil's photo-editing technology. The Imperial Guards were suspicious? Immediately perform the "Top Ten Moments that Touched the Emperor".
Facing the pursuit of the four Chaos Gods, Yan Luo calmly said: "I have signed a strategic agreement with Boss Huang. If I catch two more demons, it will be enough to pay the rent."
This is a book about:
✔How to become a saint through acting in the 40K universe
✔How to turn Khorne into underworld decoration materials
✔How to live in harmony with the emperor and become rich
✔And… how to keep jumping on the edge of death but not die
Notes:
⚠The protagonist of this book is morally flexible and good at getting things for free. It is not recommended for followers of the Emperor with mysophobia to read.
⚠Some demons may suffer psychological trauma due to excessive exploitation
⚠The Underworld is currently recruiting "Forgotten River Water Quality Managers", with food and accommodation provided (but no salary)
"I'm not a heretic, I'm just a frugal CEO of the underworld." - Yama Knox (self-proclaimed)
In the 40th millennium, humanity teeters on the brink of destruction, and the universe pervades with eternal war. Within the Warp, the Dark Gods whisper, engaging in their never-ending grand game, manipulating the course of fate. The unexpected arrival of a stranger unleashes a wave of change that deviates from the predetermined destiny. Doom Slayer! May your sword drink the blood of your enemies, and may your name resound throughout the universe.
Good news: Gu Yuan traveled through time, bad news: it was the Warhammer universe. Facing the overwhelming Tyranid swarms, Gu Yuan couldn't help but complain: "Others traveled through time to a novice village like Resident Evil, but why is it that I start with a hell difficulty!" Holding a chainsaw sword, punching the Tyranid swarms, kicking the Chaos Wizard, and beating the Lord of Change, and all this is just the beginning. Next, facing the terrifying corpses on the Ishimura, Gu Yuan chose to release the biological weapons from the Great Devourer to see who is more terrifying. Facing the blue-skinned aliens in the Avatar world, Gu Yuan chose to throw them into the Warhammer universe to see if the other party has psychic potential. ...
Otto traveled through time and became the ruler of a small broken ball.
Good news: if you have great power, you will have loyal subordinates, and you will have more fun with less work.
The bad news: it's Warhammer World.
Good news: There is a glitch, and Star Technology has been unlocked.
Bad news: I seem to be targeted by five strange big guys...
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Just when Otto was about to use the power of plug-ins to farm with peace of mind and strive to become an empire-standard Black Sky master, Cardia exploded.
Only then did he realize that the location he was in was generally called the [Dark Side of the Empire]
The ordinary Lynn was thrust into the darkest battlefields of the Warhammer 40,000 universe.
Struggling to survive in the ruins of a hive city, a sea of blood and corpses, he was forced into the Imperium's most brutal meat grinder: witnessing Cadia's shattering chaos, battling the infernal Zerg Sea of Baal, wandering beneath the shadow of the Tau Empire's "Greater Good," and even encountering forbidden relics on the edge of the Eye of Terror.
Fighting bloodily for survival, he transformed from a terrified mortal into a ruthless warrior.
However, endless wars and repeated profound transformations by the Mechanicus eroded his humanity and self, pushing him to the brink of inhumanity.
Scarred and wounded, he traversed the burning galaxy, ultimately arriving at Holy Terra, humanity's last bastion.
Facing the final siege of Chaos and the impending extinction of the Golden Throne, Lynn must make the ultimate choice: using his utterly alienated existence and otherworldly soul to become the nameless fuel that sustains the Emperor and the Imperium.
This is his journey, burning himself out in eternal darkness, to become the last ember of the Imperium.
They're all loyal when you talk about it, but they won't go when you ask. This statement perhaps best reflects the reality of the Warhammer world.
It contains so much passion and romance between men, but even more so, endless despair.
Zhou Bin, this unlucky fellow, simply joined a Warhammer 40K fan group by chance, watched a few short videos recommended by them, and, following their advice, reluctantly shouted a few words of loyalty in the group. Before he knew it, he had been transported to the world of Warhammer 40K.
He became one of the countless ordinary people in this world, and how will he struggle to survive in this universe full of malice towards humanity?
[Farming + Warhammer Fantasy + War + Slow Pace]
The shadow of the end has loomed over the century-long countdown, and the chaotic torrent is about to breach the world's dams. Demons roar, tearing reality apart, nations crumble in the flames of war, and even the highest gods cannot escape their fate of demise.
Who can reverse this doomed fate?
"Humans? They're as fragile as paper, not a single one of them is worth a fight!"
"Pointy ears? All they do is fight amongst themselves and gossip, they're such useless sissies!"
"Short and timid? Hiding in holes like turtles, just a bunch of shut-ins getting moldy!"
A green-skinned orc with bared fangs spat, surveying the battlefield with disdain. Behind him stretched an endless mass of massive black orcs, their muscular bodies laden with spoils; there were night goblin fanatics wielding bone spikes, their crimson eyes burning with Waaaaagh flames; there was the Queen Spider, a mobile fortress, her eight legs sending debris flying wherever they stepped; there were the Great Techies carrying booming firearms, their strange devices crackling with electricity—even the legendary ancient space machine, supposedly floating in the clouds, hummed and followed behind the green-skinned army.
When the soul of the transmigrator collided with this green-skinned body born for war, and when the cold system interface met the green-skinned man's greatest "I think" technique, a wonderful chemical reaction erupted.
The orc suddenly raised his giant axe, its blade gleaming coldly in the sunlight, and a deafening roar echoed through the heavens and earth:
"I think—to save this wretched world, we still need our big green skins!"
"From this day forward, I am the savior!"
"Waaaaagh!"
As a time traveler transported to the Warhammer 40k universe carrying high-dimensional information, could a simple death in the right manner grant him instant invincibility? Zhang Ge glanced at his laser rifle and asked his companions the name of the planet. Upon receiving the answer, "Vigilance," he exclaimed, "I've never had such a wonderful start." As a leading figure in the Imperial Guard, how could death be easy in a battle of this magnitude? Essentially, there was nothing to do, just stay in the trenches, and the enemy would find creative ways to kill you. However, when a casual touch of the laser rifle caused its machine spirit to tremble with joy, and when he seized the opportunity to poke his head out of the trench and kill a dozen heretics, and a shell slammed into the trench, sending shrapnel and shockwaves slicing through the entire platoon's position, killing thirty or forty allies besides Zhang Ge, but just avoiding him, he realized that things weren't as simple as they seemed.