This is a clash of the souls of the 2K era and the Warhammer 30K era. When Primarch Zero finds a stable soul, can the scorching essence of the Warp scorch everything? Can the Imperium overcome the conspiracy of the Four Gods during the Great Crusade? Can the Primarchs cast aside their illusions and stand together? Zerg, Orks, Eldar, Xenos, Necrons, Chaos Gods. When the Imperium finds a legitimate heir, can it stand firm in the universe? PS: Hello everyone, I am Alexander Tang, the eldest son of the Empire. Please watch the restricted short film below, the Emperor's Ascension Ceremony! Okay, I will take over the Empire from now on. Please maintain your absolute loyalty to the Imperium~! (Boltgun loaded)
Yan Luo traveled through Warhammer 40K and got a bankrupt version of the underworld. Good news: he can judge the souls of demons and build infrastructure. Bad news: the evil gods all want him to "enter the job early". In order to avoid being used as firewood by the Inquisition, he decided to pretend to be a saint!
So the Empire has a new "wholesaler of miracles": Purifying demons? Actually, they were taken to the underworld as building materials. The Emperor appeared in spirit? All thanks to the Mirror of Evil's photo-editing technology. The Imperial Guards were suspicious? Immediately perform the "Top Ten Moments that Touched the Emperor".
Facing the pursuit of the four Chaos Gods, Yan Luo calmly said: "I have signed a strategic agreement with Boss Huang. If I catch two more demons, it will be enough to pay the rent."
This is a book about:
✔How to become a saint through acting in the 40K universe
✔How to turn Khorne into underworld decoration materials
✔How to live in harmony with the emperor and become rich
✔And… how to keep jumping on the edge of death but not die
Notes:
⚠The protagonist of this book is morally flexible and good at getting things for free. It is not recommended for followers of the Emperor with mysophobia to read.
⚠Some demons may suffer psychological trauma due to excessive exploitation
⚠The Underworld is currently recruiting "Forgotten River Water Quality Managers", with food and accommodation provided (but no salary)
"I'm not a heretic, I'm just a frugal CEO of the underworld." - Yama Knox (self-proclaimed)
[Warhammer + System + Decisive Killing + Infinite Evolution + No Female Lead]
"The Emperor created twenty radiant demigod Primarchs to conquer the daylight of the galaxy."
“And Makado, in order to protect that unspeakable darkness, created Wiz in the deepest part of the laboratory.”
...
Traveling through Warhammer 30,000, he becomes the most dangerous secret experiment of the Imperial Chancellor Macard, the "Prototype Zero" of the Maerorus Guild.
Wiz has no soul, no sense of pain, only a perfect killing body fused with unknown genes and yearning for flesh and blood.
And, a **[Devouring Evolution System]** from the void.
In this despairing universe filled with bombs, chainswords, and warp demons, Wiz doesn't need power armor because his skin is harder than adamantite; he doesn't need bolters because his bone spikes can pierce through Titans.
[Devour]:
Devour the Orc warlord alive—gain [Cell Regeneration] and [Infinite Strength]!
Prey on the Eldar Prophet—Gain [Time Warning] and [Faster Light Nerves]!
Chewing on the Great Demon Nurgle grants [Conceptual-level Plague Immunity] and [Immortality]!
...
At the end of the Great Crusade, the Horus Rebellion broke out, and the galaxy burned.
As the traitorous warlord Horus raised his claws, ready to kill Saint Gilles, the shadows suddenly stirred.
A claw covered in a void carapace caught Horus's heavy blow.
Wiz grinned, revealing fangs, and looked at the shocked Primarchs before him, letting out a hoarse, greedy whisper:
“Praise the Emperor… What a sumptuous buffet this is.”
A perfectly normal tale of a cheerful Greenskin’s adventures in the Warhammer 40K universe.
- Their meks are too tiny—can’t even compare to Gorkamorka’s Fist or a proper Stompa.
- Their way of pickin’ bosses is stupid. Too much talkin’! Why not just WAAAGH! and krump the biggest git?
- And why dey always workin’ and fightin’ over dumb stuff? ORKS IZ FREE! We fight, we laugh, we WAAAGH!—dat’s da good life!
Tags: [Ork Logic] [Bigger = Better] [WAAAGH!-Fuelled Plot Armor] [Reality? Optional]
After being struck by lightning and killed, Raymond Lam traveled to the Marvel Universe.
He then obtained the strongest green-skinned system, and from then on he started waaaaagh.
Fight, fight, and more fighting!
Captain America, are you going to fight my guys?
Iron Man, do you think you're as powerful as my Techies?
Hulk, how about a contest with my Warboss?
When Thanos saw the overwhelming green tide rushing towards him...
Sorry, he's leaving.
Lin Feng gradually led his boys to become more and more...
Standing atop countless worlds and countless universes
Xie Yong, a poor wage earner, found himself in prison after waking up from a sleep, but this was not an ordinary prison... As for why it was not ordinary, he did not understand, because he was just an Ogryn ape-man. That's right, it was the legal sub-human Ogryn ape-man designated by the Ministry of Military Affairs. At the same time, it was also a coin with a slightly larger denomination in the hands of the Human Emperor. Although he was imprisoned, fortunately he still had a system in his head. Just want me, an Ogryn ape-man, to understand the prompts of the system? ! Hahaha, why don't you let Tzeentch teach me to count to the number 9? What? I can really count to 9! Hello! System, this mission is completed
[My thinking power + Orcs + Time travel + Conquest + Joy + No female lead]
It starts with a green-skinned kid, and ends with him smashing through countless worlds.
What? Your unit is an angel? A dragon? A vampire?
Don't laugh at me for having only a little green kid. In a couple of weeks, you'll understand the meaning of "endless"!
A race born for war!!!
One green-skinned beast falls, ten thousand are born!
What faith can lead to godhood? What technological advancements? Nothing beats tens of thousands of green-skinned bastards believing that I am big and strong!
I think our lord is invincible!!!
I'm thinking a level 7 civilization could be created by hand!
Orcs were born to feed humans, and humans used a single punch to crush the heavens!
Vast, vast, vast, vast, vast, vast!
"Mao was both brutal and cunning!!!"
“WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!”
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Calixis Sector, Port Wanderer, Blind Eye Bar. "Hello, friend, come sit down. You're looking for a job?" A well-dressed man embraces you, offering you a glass of Renka brandy. "You can call me Siegel, the best Rogue Trader in the Kronos Expanse." "Do other Rogue Traders say the same thing? Friend, to survive in Port Wanderer, you must use your own judgment.
This is an age of humanity's resurgence! After countless trials and tribulations, a great being known as the Emperor is formally attempting to rebuild the glory of the human race. But on the other side of the material universe, the Chaos Gods have long since regarded humanity as their main course... In this dark and terrifying cosmos, the only future is war!
That is, until the soul of an ancient Terran, named Osiris, arrives in the Warhammer universe and into the body of Lycaeus. The threads of destiny begin to intertwine. Can this outsider turn the tide for a humanity whose fate is already sealed?
For now, Osiris knows nothing of this. He's staring blankly at the mining pick in his hand...
"Damn it, hasn't Corax's amniotic pod landed yet? I don't want to mine anymore!!!!" Sandman stares into the pitch-black mine and falls into a profound silence...
That's right! It's Xiao He again! He's time-traveled again!
Bad news, the crossing point is Warhammer Katachon.
Good news, he awakened his Druid talent.
Bad news: he's being watched by all four peddlers.
Good news: He has a system and a jammer. The four peddlers and Old Man Huang can see his general location, but they can't pinpoint his exact location.
And so, completely unaware that he had spent five years surviving in the wilderness of Qatar, he unexpectedly took on the responsibility of a little kid who had fallen from the sky—the famous Conrad Coates! Yes! The very same Conrad Coates everyone was talking about! Batman~
This kid didn't go to Nasturm, but inexplicably ended up in Katachon. Who knows what the future Midnight Lord and he are...
In short, what fate awaits Coz?
Even Tzeentch couldn't understand fate, so who could?