This book is also known as "The Patriarch Who Likes Galleons Ran Away with the Potions Master Again" and features two male protagonists.

Severus Snape x Sirod Slytherin (with personal interpretations)

The isolated and helpless potions professor finally met his little rose, a story of black and white intertwining, confusion and fusion.

Upon entering school again, Sirod winked at Severus.

Severus: ...

Later, Sylvie asked, "Professor, do you believe in love at first sight?" while grabbing Severus's sleeve.

(There are parents and children. They are Tom's classmates. They don't like idiots and like Galleon. Severus will not like Lily and will only like Sir Lord.) (You can skip this if you don't like it.)

(Darker + villainous male protagonist + not a cool story + fictional world)

Some people say that I am a loving father and a filial son... I helped my father reach the other side of life...

Some people say I am the best actor... I am an old actor with professional ethics, and I am performing in the entertainment industry...

Some people say that I am the greatest good man in the last days... I have given millions of people, regardless of their status, the opportunity to be treated equally and to ascend to the heaven they have always dreamed of...

Who am I? I am the eternal night! I am the eternal life!

……

After forty years of hardships in the apocalypse, Luo Chenkong, a bounty hunter of the fifth gene chain, awakened his ability to go back in time because of a pseudo-immortality potion and returned to before the apocalypse. In this life, he is no longer bound by emotions. He uses his ability to return from death again and again to experience the disaster of Jinnan Island City... the disaster of the Death Nest... the eternal night of the North... the endless sea of ​​sand... the abyss of despair... seeking a ray of hope and pursuing the long-cherished immortality...

Internationally renowned gourmet Lu Li died in a traffic accident. At the moment of his death, he was recruited by Reincarnation Paradise. Eager to taste unheard-of ingredients, he gladly accepted and embarked on a journey to sample the flavors of countless worlds.

However, this journey of taste was not as carefree as Lu Li had imagined.

"I just made a dish, how am I a rule violator? I’ve been wronged!" Brother Ruthless stared at the innocent-looking Lu Li and asked curiously, "What dish did you make?"

Lu Li gave an embarrassed smile: "Stir-fried primordial Gu."

Brave, wretched, kind, cunning, generous, greedy, elegant, vicious, happy, perverted, honest, prudish...

In this doomsday world, only by winning in the alien battlefield can resources be obtained to ensure the continuation of civilization.

Every soldier who enters the alien battlefield will randomly get a keyword of his own.

If the words and deeds match the key words, various attributes will grow rapidly and obtain superhuman abilities. On the contrary, if the human design collapses, it will quickly weaken;

This is a world of acting skills;

Acting is eating and drinking, acting is glory, acting is privilege, acting is life...

...

There are already completed Wanding works "Dream Master of Ten Thousand Worlds" and "Ten Thousand Ways to Eliminate Players". The completion of this guarantee is guaranteed, please feel free to enter the pit.

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[True Survival Cultivation · Longevity · Rejuvenation · Ruthless · With women but no heroine · No Saint]

A modern man, worn out by the rat race of urban life, finds himself transmigrated into a brutal cultivation world, only to continue the same endless struggle.

Near the end of his lifespan, he finally gains the favor of the legendary Immortality Dao Fruit and regains his youth.

Now reborn and determined to survive at all costs, he embarks on a long and cautious path of cultivation.

To protect his Dao and pursue eternal life, he will stop at nothing, ruthless when needed, never naïve, and always ready to lie low when the storm hits.

This is the story of one man's quiet, calculating rise to immortality... through lying flat, staying hidden, and surviving everything.

The [human] race consumes thirty years of lifespan and possesses its own intelligence.

The [Wolf] tribe consumes ten years of their lifespan, has its own intelligence, and can absorb the moon's spiritual energy.

The [Jiao] clan consumes three hundred years of lifespan, has its own intelligence, its own bloodline ability to avoid water, and dragon power.

[Golden-winged Mantis] A different species, it consumes three hundred years of lifespan, has its own intelligence, its golden wings vibrate, and its blade is invisible.

[Clear Stone Monkey] is a different species, which consumes a thousand years of lifespan. It has its own intelligence, a clear mind, and an extremely high level of comprehension, which goes against the will of heaven!

What would you do if you had a jade butterfly that was reincarnated based on its lifespan?

I will choose the style with the most barrage, and reincarnate immediately at the peak moment!

......

"Legend has it that the Heavenly Emperor of the Upper Realm once underwent 1,750 tribulations. So, I'm still your elder. So, you step down, this position...

Chen Yan died countless times.

Every time he dies, he will be reborn with his cultivation to a certain day in his long life.

With overlapping cultivation and overlapping memories.

However, reincarnation is not salvation, but will push him into deeper despair——

"Brother, what is the end of the immortal path?"

Chen Yan didn't know how many times he had answered this question, and he had never given the same answer even once:

"It's a cage, an abyss of reincarnation from which there is no escape."

[All Heavens and Myriad Worlds + Swordsman + Decisive Killing + Immortal Slaughter and God Slaughter + No Female Lead]

Li Su, who possesses telekinesis, quietly watched the endless zombies besieging the city.

With unlimited firepower and a huge amount of supplies, and in front of him were tens of thousands of refugees kneeling on the ground crying for immortals to save them. Li Su considered whether he should shout out, "Are kings, princes, generals, and ministers any different?"

Perona took a devil fruit and touched her stomach. This fruit will be tomorrow's breakfast! Li Su smiled and took out the apple that the little girl loved to eat in exchange.

Every time a transcendental life is killed as a blood sacrifice in the heavens and all realms, the body's potential will increase by one point. How high it can reach depends on whether enough living beings are killed.

Well, the sea kings are extraordinary beasts, as are Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie. The prehistoric world is also a huge zoo, and it seems that Tathagata Buddha is not a human either...

Facing the myriad of heavens and worlds, Li Su showed a kind smile. The sword is the best weapon for killing. From now on, any powerful life in the myriad of heavens and worlds is my prey.

Sacrifice all souls and forge a supreme throne with blood and soul.