[Slytherin loyalty + plot disruptor + invincible + profit-driven + Slytherin's eternal god!]

I was transported to the world of Hogwarts, and when I opened my eyes, I was a baby, and a baby in the wild at that.

Just when Lucas thought he was going to have to restart the game, Snape, who happened to be passing by, picked it up!

He became the adopted son of Severus Snape, the youngest Potions Master in the British magical world.

He grew up at Hogwarts; while others entered at eleven, he entered at five.

On the day I officially started school at age eleven, I awakened the essential cheat code for transmigrators: the plot-breaking system.

You can get system rewards as long as the storyline breaks down.

Hogwarts Express is collapsing! Draco has become enemies with Harry Potter, and the reward is a weapon with maxed-out proficiency!

The Sorting Ceremony has failed, but the reward is a top-tier, max-level potion talent!

However, as his strength increased, Lucas's daily check-in style began to change drastically.

Holding the Gryffindor sword, he rode on the head of the basilisk.

Lucas smiled broadly as he watched the fragments of Tom Riddle's soul float out of the diary!

"Come on, Tom, say 'cheese' to the camera!"

...

[Starting at the Battle of Marineford] [Kill Ace and plunder his Conqueror's Haki Qualification] [Kill Coby and plunder his Training Talent 200 times] [Kill Luffy and plunder his Forever Sit-ups] As the Admiral of the Navy, Rochester can't tolerate deserters and traitors the most. During the Battle of Marineford, Rochester discovered Coby who was a deserter, and his escape caused the collapse of a large part of the defense line. "Akainu, why are you nagging these deserters?" Ace was already beaten away! Still talking nonsense! If you don't finish him off, I'll do it! Red Hair will be here soon, it will be too late if we don't kill Coby! Ding! Kill Coby and your Training Talent will increase 200 times. Rochester's training for one day is equivalent to others' training for 200 days, and two years of training is equivalent to others' four hundred years! ! ! Kill! Pirate scum, navy scum, World Government, Celestial Dragons, don't even think about surviving if you meet Rochester! Protagonist: Rochester

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.