Fang Wuming has been in a cultivation world for three years by chance.
Finally free from the miserable 996/007 work schedule!
They harbored boundless longing for the path of immortality.
Unexpectedly, the test revealed no spiritual root!
Destroy it, hurry up and do it! I'm tired...
Just as Fang Wuming was setting up his stall.
The [Unlimited Resources System] has finally awakened!!
[All resources under the host's name will be inexhaustible!]
Fang Wuming: "Keep it low-key, I usually just use this elixir of immortality to feed my dogs!"
The patriarch of the Dan Sect: "Woof woof woof!"
Fang Wuming: "When you're out camping, it's not too much to use an ancient magical artifact to peel an apple, is it?"
The Ancestor of the Weapon Sect: "Not at all! Not at all! You can even cut me down!"
Fang Wuming: "You mean this talisman that can kill immortals? There aren't many. The maid who served me tea only had a few hundred thousand of them."
Immortal: "?!"
The prodigies from all walks of life: "I thought my sect was the richest... but I'm the clown!"
All the lucky ones: "Our greatest fortune is meeting Brother Fang!"
Empresses from all walks of life: "It's time to find a godfather!"
[This is primarily a lighthearted and stress-relieving activity; the description falls short, so please read on!]
"Naruto, you must build good relationships with the elites from various villages who came to the Chunin Exams this time. Later... what? You reported them for cheating on the exam??"
"Naruto, you absolutely must bring Tsunade back to the village! She's the granddaughter of a legendary figure, and one of the legendary Sannin... What? You brought her back to your house?!"
"Naruto, this Five Kage Summit is of utmost importance. You must remember not to act recklessly as before and antagonize other villages... What? You beat the other four Kage to their knees??"
"Naruto, now that you've become Hokage, your every word and action represents the village, so you must be careful with your words and deeds... What? You're demanding that all female ninjas come to your office every day to report on their work??"
...
Transmigrating into the Naruto world, becoming Naruto before the Chunin Exams, and awakening the Evil Deeds System:
You can gain evil points by doing evil.
Ninjutsu, Sage Art, Bloodline Limits—all are within easy reach!
Naruto in the original work—a loser, a simp, a master of talk-no-jutsu, and suffers all sorts of injustices...
Now--
"Heh, doing bad things and doing whatever I want, that's my way of the ninja!"
After transmigrating to the Douluo Continent, Lin Xiao's father was tragically killed by Tang San. Although he awakened twin martial souls, namely the Ruyi Jingu Bang and the Great Sage Equaling Heaven!
He possessed innate full soul power, yet was powerless to take revenge. He could only seek refuge with the Spirit Hall, but little did he know that the Soul Master Competition was about to begin when he was fourteen years old.
A curtain suddenly appeared in the sky, completely exposing his ambition!
[The Soul Master who made the earliest and greatest contribution to the Douluo Continent was undoubtedly Lin Xiao! Orphaned at a young age, he joined the Spirit Hall, became a Title Douluo at seventeen, ascended to the position of Pope at twenty, and finally shattered his enemy's soul with the Ruyi Jingu Bang, avenging his great grudge! Afterwards, he quelled the separatist regimes, established the Spirit Empire, ended ten thousand years of conflict, ushered in a new era for Soul Masters, and married the Angel Goddess!]
Historical records praise him: Rising from humble beginnings, burdened with a blood feud, he was bestowed a title at seventeen and ascended to the pinnacle at twenty, a once-in-a-millennium genius in the Douluo world! After taking control of the Spirit Hall, he swept across the world, broke the shackles of two great empires, established the Spirit Empire, and secured his dominance over the world!
During his reign, he reformed and innovated, ushering in a new era of Soul Master cultivation, resolving a millennium-long conflict, marrying an Angel Goddess, harmonizing Yin and Yang, unifying the four seas under his rule, and bringing peace and prosperity to all people. He was unprecedented and unparalleled, and is historically known as: the Supreme Jade Emperor of the Golden Palace of the Azure Heaven!
In the sky, a figure draped in a dragon robe and wielding the Ruyi Jingu Bang (a magical staff), his gaze piercing through the past, present, and future, is the Heavenly Emperor Lin Xiao, the terminator of the old era, the pioneer of the new era, and an eternal and immortal deity!
Lin Xiao: Dude, I haven't even been officially named yet, and you've already exposed my true colors?
He transmigrated to the world of High School DxD and obtained a god-level achievement system. Just as he was considering how to achieve his goal, Orpheus suddenly spoke up. "Let's have a child together." [Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the seven-colored achievement, "Orpheus actively invites you to have a baby!"] [Congratulations to the host for obtaining the achievement reward: Kabbalah Tree!] The Kabbalah Tree, ten primordial elements, four worlds, twenty-two paths, three pillars! Crown, wisdom, understanding, compassion, strictness, beauty... a kingdom! Activity, formation, creation, outflow! "Divine Armor, tenth level! Spiritual reversal, tyrannical ruler!" "This ending, I will never accept, I will never allow! Let it flow into the entire universe, my tyranny, my reason! Let all things restart, eternal return!" "..." Orpheus looked completely innocent: "I just wanted to have a child to defeat the Great Red, why did it turn into..."
[Mindless humor + guaranteed to make you laugh + non-stop hilarious moments + sweet interactions + satisfying story]
Ye Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and became a relatively unknown young male celebrity in the entertainment industry.
Unexpectedly, she made a last-minute appearance at "Happy Painting" and burst into laughter with "Oh ha, oh ha, oh ha ha ha".
Ye Chen replied immediately: "Brother, did you eat a toad?"
The whole audience burst into laughter!
Just when the whole internet thought that Ye Chen's success was just a stroke of luck, creating a memorable moment of catching the joke.
Unexpectedly, in the years that followed, Ye Chen became a sensation across the internet with his talent while also reaping rewards as a meme king.
Interlude: "Mahua is Especially Happy"
Jia Ling: "Little brother, this scarf doesn't quite fit your character."
Ye Chen: "I'm using this to hang myself."
Hahahaha!
Running Man
Zheng Kai: "Short track prince Tianyu, kung fu queen Duan Yu..."
Ye Chen: "Zheng Kai, a middle-aged man."
Hahahaha!
"Celebrity True Detective"
Sa Beining: “!@##@¥#%¥……*(&%##)”
He Jiong: "What did he say?"
Ye Chen: "He said he was an islander."
Hahahaha, fans across the internet are laughing until they cry their eyes out, begging Ye Chen to just be a normal person!
Entertainment: You were put on a last-minute stand-in, and you became the king of memes!
He was Minato Namikaze's classmate, but the class's quietest member. He had no particular skills, and his lazy chakra prevented him from learning any ninjutsu. If nothing unexpected happened, he would become cannon fodder on the battlefield.
But—he has a cheat code! His chakra increases by 0.5% every day, and now he has one-tenth of a chakra, so the future looks promising!
I'll just focus on wielding my sword; the rest is up to the chakra!
When the Ten-Tails was born, he carried an invincible chakra and slowly raised his sword—Do you also want to dance?
Under my chakra, all ninjutsu is just flashy nonsense.
Yu Qing transmigrated to the Douluo Continent. The bad news was that his awakened twin martial souls were the standard useless ones, Green Leaf and Iron Block, and his innate soul power was only level three. The good news was that he possessed eyes that could see destiny, allowing him to find corresponding opportunities based on the color of that destiny. Relying on his precognitive abilities regarding the Douluo Continent, Yu Qing embarked on a path of reversal. Leaving a small coastal town, he sought opportunities, endured countless dangers, traveled the continent, and transformed his martial soul. He created his own cultivation technique, the Star Meditation Scripture: feeding on the power of stars to strengthen his physique, open his meridians, and increase his soul power, allowing his cultivation to advance by leaps and bounds. He also created his own body-refining method, the Thousand Hammers Refinement Method, using soul power to temper his body and absorb soul rings beyond his limits. He further created the secret technique, the Burning Star Battle Technique, granting him the ability to fight beyond his level as a support-type soul master. Finally, after twenty years of arduous cultivation, Yu Qing reached...
[Genius protagonist, pure enjoyment, easy to learn after one read, incredibly perceptive, hilarious daily life]
(The new book rating has just come out and will increase later.)
Sword Saint: "This sword of mine is the culmination of three thousand years of observing the ebb and flow of the East Sea's tides, and the culmination of my life's sword intent into a single move. In the world, no one can withstand it, and no one can learn it!"
The Pill King said, "My alchemy technique has been perfected by tasting countless herbs across the Hundred Thousand Mountains and controlling fire for thousands of years. This method can only be understood intuitively and cannot be explained in words!"
The Array Emperor said, "This array diagram is the result of eight thousand years of painstaking effort by me, deducing the celestial constellations and the dragon energy of the earth's veins. A single move can determine the fate of the world. Only a god can fathom even a fraction of its power!"
The Buddha said, “My teachings, the ‘Seal of Ten Thousand Buddhas,’ are the general outline of Buddhism. They require great compassion, great wisdom, and great perseverance. Only a disciple of the Buddha for all ages can comprehend them!”
Lu Jue passed by.
He glanced at it.
He immediately replicated the Sword Saint's lifelong skill and casually corrected seventeen of its flaws.
He immediately recreated the unique pill formula of the Pill King and even optimized it into an ancient divine pill.
He found the core of the formation of the Array Emperor's eight-thousand-year-old array diagram, and with a casual move, the whole game came to life, and he took control of the universe.
He immediately formed the Buddha's seal, the one that guards the temple, and the phantom image of the Buddha behind him was even larger and brighter than the Buddha himself.
Someone interviewed Lu Jue,
"Immortal Emperor Lu, may I ask how you cultivate? How do you know everything? Is it through diligent study or do you possess some unknown formula or method?"
After Lu Jue answered frankly,
Sword Saint, Buddha, and other powerful figures and prodigies of the cultivation world all collapsed simultaneously:
"What do you mean you'll understand after watching it only once?!"
Thanks for the invitation. I'm currently in Konoha, just started playing a villain, and my salary is calculated based on screen time. My name is Yagyu Masahiko, my profession is a ninja academy teacher, and my side job is playing a villain in the Naruto world. My job: to deliver a heavy blow to Naruto, collude with Orochimaru, and lead Danzo to overthrow the ninja world. As long as I play the villain well, any form of ninjutsu, secret techniques, bloodline limits, etc., is possible for my salary. My career goal: to be an outstanding villain who can survive until the end! But now there's a small problem—even though I'm the main villain, the successor to the darkness of the ninja world, Tsunade insists that I'm the Hokage! How can this continue? Urgent, waiting online!
[Multiple female leads]
A crimson star falls, monsters invade, and Ning Yuan, who has traveled through time, awakens his D-rank talent [Gluttony].
"Congratulations! You have absorbed the core of the mutated Thunder Beast and gained the S-rank ability [Nine Profound Golden Thunder]!"
"Congratulations! You have absorbed the mutated Netherhound Beast Core and gained the S-rank necromancy ability [Summoning]!"
Ningyuan:
"Luo Xi, let me put black stockings on you, it will feel more comfortable when I massage you."
Lin Luoxi: "You tore all my black stockings."
"It's okay, then wear white stockings."
passerby:
"How could the school beauty goddess like a useless person with a D-level talent?"
"Not a buddy?"
"How can you summon Nine Profound Golden Lightning with your D-rank talent?"
"You can summon undead dragons?"