Hao Meng, a 32-year-old internet cafe owner, becomes the lucky one chosen by the system. From then on, his internet cafe connects to countless worlds, attracting all sorts of top-tier players who flock to it, even fighting over a single computer. Xiao Yan leads Yao Lao in a decisive battle against Tang San and his companions in the canyon; the Jade Emperor forms the Heavenly Court Guild to explore the world of Warcraft; Marvel heroes become obsessed with sword-wielding; and Laozi is willing to exchange his golden pill for a piece of dark gold equipment. Watching all this, Hao Meng feels as if he's ten years younger, returning to the days when he and his brothers fought day and night in the game world. He can't help but shed tears, his mind replaying past memories, and he joins the passionate battle.
Luke is torn apart!
An Optimus Prime, which was rushing to achieve its performance at the end of the year, mercilessly crushed Luke into countless pieces.
The Lukes who gathered together began to try various ways to save themselves in order to survive in the other world.
However, they seemed a bit extreme.
Luke under One Person: "Looking for dragons and dividing gold, look at the mountains, and each layer of winding is a level of hurdle. Sister Baoer, there is a treasure here, get the shovel!"
Dragon Luke: "Eliminate human tyranny, the earth belongs to the Dragon King. Welcome the new emperor Jörmungandr to the throne!"
Pirate King Luke: "Although I deceive my superiors and subordinates, I am greedy for money and lustful, but I am really a good navy!"
Marvel Luke: "In this empty world without heroes and villains, from today on, I will stand in the sky!"
All Luke: "It's not me who is wrong, but this world. I must be a normal person!"
One Person, Conan, Harry Potter, Dead Fire Sea, Marvel, etc...
In short, a lunatic saves the world, you know.
Keywords: simultaneous time travel, fun people, ability sharing, anime.
The protagonist travels to Uncle Nine's world and joins a chat group. It's just that the members are all little brats: the beast-milk-loving Emperor Desolate, Kanna, the dragon maid from the Krillin family! Magical Girl Sakura, Nezha the Magic Pill, Tushan Susu, Haibara Ai (??? Is this considered a cub???), Xiaoyu from Jackie Chan's Adventures, and Son Goku from Dragon Ball...
“Right or wrong, I no longer have the strength to explain. If you have anything to say, go talk to my holy sword.
My name is Xiling, a hero. Ever since I pulled out the holy sword, I officially joined the chat group.”
Kevin: “I’m fighting my future self? Is that for real? Will I win?”
Faded One (Tarnished): “Magic is also strength. I became king through magic—why wouldn’t that count?”
Remuan: “This is way more fun than a gun!”
Luo Tianyi: “I think I’ve time-traveled to an ancient world!”
Horaiji Kyusho: “I will lift the curtain of salvation and embark on the path of the savior.”
Erena: “…Can I leave the group? I feel like I don’t fit in with you all.”
In this story, you will see:
About me time-traveling 50,000 years into the future and picking up a cat
Kevin vs. Kevin
The Blade of Supreme Will
Something’s off about this ancient world
Becoming the martial champion in ancient times
The final battle against the Will of Collapse
Remuan piloting a mech
Encountering Hatsune Miku while playing in a band, strong as a monster, unbeatable
Elysia looking for someone
Who, with a single dish, won Leonora's favor? Who, with a single dish, enraged Nakamura Azami? Who, with a single dish, helped Seiichiro find his direction in life? Who, with a single dish, gave Dojima Gin the figure he would pursue for the rest of his life? Who, with a single dish, made Nakiri Managi fall into a sea of deliciousness? The story begins with the day a boy named Shen Lang intercepted Nakamura Azami. (Also known as: Food Wars: A Heartbreaking Bowl at the Start! Food Wars: The Secret the Goddess and I Had to Tell!!)
Rumor has it that among the leaders of the Reunion Movement was a pioneer who wielded a banner. Though a mere flag bearer, she possessed combat prowess surpassing even the Imperial Guards. People still vaguely remember her saying, "Tarua, spit fire!" during battle.
[Review][Daily Life][No Main Character][Live Stream][Q&A][No Conspiracy Theories]
Konoha's 61st Year Shinobi World Review System Arrives
A preliminary assessment of the ninja world's combat power.
Xiao Li: The strongest one must be our Third Hokage of Konoha, after all, he is the strongest Hokage in Konoha.
Hashirama Senju: Hmm? The strongest Hokage, a monkey?
Tobirama Senju: Monkey, explain to me what you mean by the Third Hokage being the strongest Hokage?
Madara: What kind of little Karami is the Third Hokage? You dare to challenge me? The strongest Hokage can only be Hashirama.
Danzo: His teacher, Hiruzen, is senile.
Hiruzen Sarutobi: Enough! I am the Hokage!
Danzo: You'll regret this!
Danzo: No! You're already dead!
Boruto: The strongest fighter is definitely Sasuke's uncle.
Itachi: Sasuke?
Young Sasuke: Itachi, I will definitely kill you.
Young Sasuke: Brother…
What kind of sparks will fly when Boruto and Sasuke travel to Konoha?
After the list is finished, there will be lists for social death, suffering, and beasts. I wonder who will be on those lists?
[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]
I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.
I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.
I am the ruler of the old days!
Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.
I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:
[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?
And then... nothing happened.
Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.
From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.
——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.
——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.
——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"
And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:
"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"
Good news: I've traveled through time, to the world of Fairy Tail. Even better news: The magic can summon plants, and not just any plants, but the ones from the Plants vs. Zombies mini-game. Bad news: I haven't seen Fairy Tail, so I don't know the plot. Even worse news: The summoned plants aren't the ones Kern is familiar with. ...Kern, having traveled through time, gazed upon the summoned [Worker Sunflower], [HR Ice Shooter], [Surplus Value Sun Mushroom], and all sorts of other bizarre plants, lost in thought.
[Starts normally + gradually gets weird + weird + absurd + ... sigh, I'm just playing around! Note: Original shippers, please do not enter; things will become inhuman starting from chapter 400~]
Lin Yu transmigrated to the Uzumaki clan in the Naruto world. After ten years of hiding, he finally awakened the mission system, and from then on...
Mission: Obtain a title from Hanzo.
Mission: Obtain a title from Uchiha Madara.
Mission: To trick Nagato into confessing his feelings to Yahiko.
Mission: Lure Jiraiya to spy on Orochimaru bathing in a hot spring.
Mission: To get Obito to personally meet Kakashi.
Mission: Punish Madara by carrying Hashirama in a princess carry.
...
Lin Yu internally screamed: System, you're acting more and more strangely. Is it too late for me to return this item?