That day, Penguin Logistics picked up a housekeeper who fell from the sky.

Since the day he was found, we have been living a life of eating well, drinking well and sleeping well every day.

Emiya: What should we cook today?

Shirou Emiya, 17 years old this year, is a magician and also a housekeeper picked up by Penguin Logistics.

Apart from some nightmares sometimes, life is pretty good.

It’s just that he seems to have gained a lot of strange titles recently…

The last conscience of Penguin Logistics

Penguin Logistics Limiter

The most wanted person by the Lungmen Guard

The Red Devil of Lungmen...and other titles that sound itchy.

Emiya: If that's all, then who is Emiya mother???

Penguin Logistics: Mother Emiya, we can't live without you! Don't be blinded by the people of the Lungmen Guard Bureau!

Lungmen Bureau: We also want to eat Mother Emiya's cooking every day! Defeat Penguin Logistics and let Mother Emiya regain his freedom!!!

Emiya: The people here are so strange.

Anyway, this is about Shirou Emiya's daily life after he was hit in the face by the Holy Grail and came to the Terra continent, with the main venue being Arknights.

[Purely original plot + weird invasion of childhood animation + no system and no cheating]

This book: The rules are absolutely correct, there are no wrong rules. Love is the only weapon against "pollution".

When Wu Nao woke up, he saw a piece of paper with some crooked rules written on it:

1. From now on, remember that you are Patrick Star, don’t forget...

2. Please don't catch jellyfish with SpongeBob unless you have to.

3. Xiaowei can’t speak.

4. Squidward is always in a bad mood, and finding a recorder can cheer him up because there will be many audiences for his performance.

5. Give Mr. Krabs money and he can do anything for you.

6. If you notice Sandy's limbs are stiff, please stay away immediately.

7. Never eat a Krabby Patty unless it's made right on the spot.

Just as Wu Nao was thinking, a strange laugh came from outside the door, and SpongeBob came to knock on the door...

Currently, the Bikini Bottom chapter and the Bear Ridge chapter have been completed, the Green Grassland chapter has been completed, and the Tom and Jerry chapter is being updated.

After crossing, Ning Beichen, who was accepted as an apprentice by the head of a certain holy land, only took a thousand years to become a supreme power.

Then…

A chat dress from the heavens came to the door.

Gu Xun’er: The person I like is the adult skirt owner. One day, he will drive the colorful clouds to marry me.

Yakumo Zi: Ala, is the skirt owner interested in entering Gensokyo? There are many girls.

Saitama: As expected to be a skirt owner, with terrifying strength, I can’t even take a punch.

Sign a contract with the beautiful girls of the second dimension, and then conquer the world together!

The arrogant and powerful super-magnet Mikoto Misaka! …

The genius magician red demon Tosaka Rin! …

The Gospel of Dark Vampire Evangeline! …

The Seven Happiness Treasure Tree Leifuli of the Final Bloodline! …

Blue Flame Brahman, the heavy artillery black rock shooter of the evil world!

Witch CC of Immortal Immortal Destiny! …

Shana, the burning-eyed crusader, Shaku-eyed Shana! …

Her Royal Highness Hatsune Miku, the world’s number one princess! …

The tyrant of the Time and Space Administration is favored by the concubine, and every day by night! …

Icarus, the queen of the sky, fell from the sky! …

Completely chic servant Ikuya Sakiya (with Red Devil Mansion)! …

Forever and the sinner Penglai Shan Huiye (with Forever Pavilion)! …

Hakuri Reimu from the Wonderland (with Gensokyo)…

Of course, this is just the beginning!

Waking up under a sky-high bridge, I've become Ai Lama's Jinchuriki, and my uneasy journey into True Honkai Impact 3 begins.

"Stigma Mei Arc"

"Get out of here! Herrscher of the Sky, what right do you have to touch my prey?"

"It's as if I ate your girl... Go find that coward over there. I left everything she had there."

"There's no Herrscher of Lightning. I've always been that coward, someone no one expected of me, until I met you, the scammer..."

Do you accept this ending?

Will I once again sacrifice one-fourth of my life to reverse the world for her?

"Anna Arc"

"Leave, Mo Yi... This is my mission."

"Mo Yi, do you want to fly? Let Tianwu be your wings, and go bring her back."

In Artificial Collapse, Crimson Knightmon, True Crimson Form, save the one I love!

《End》

"If we can meet again, will you accompany me to see it through thousands of mountains and rivers?"

"Cricket, a bug of End, let's teach her a good lesson."

"This is the final Crimson King!"

The gathered wishes will awaken a new miracle and become a shining road -

let's go, Alma!

Bai Jing traveled through time and thought it was just an ordinary world, but he didn't expect there would be evil ghosts that eat people.

When the evil ghost arrived, at the critical moment of life and death, he unexpectedly saw another self! And received his own golden finger!

Demon Slayer Bai Jing: At the beginning, I met Miri, and there is also a proficiency panel, Muzan, come out to bask in the sun!

Naruto Bai Jing: I have graduated from the Ninja School, and I am even about to participate in the Third Ninja World War, but why... this broken system shows that the time is when I entered school!

One Person Bai Jing: The innate ability is to control all beasts, and it is difficult to practice, but I can now copy all the innate abilities, hehe!

Martial Arts Bai Jing: Multiple wives, more blessings, wonderful!

Demon Slayer, Naruto, One Person, Martial Arts, Armor, Joy of Life, Teyvat, Fox Demon, Fighting Through the Heavens...

Traveling to the daily two-dimensional world, Bai Ye awakens the behind-the-scenes system of Myriad Worlds, as long as you change the plot of other worlds, you can become stronger

As a result, there was internal strife in the Huxiao organization, White Beard was arrested on the top of the war, the Tianlong people’s navy broke up, Shiranui Mai was arrested in the small park, and a series of weird things happened.

Until one day, Bai Ye, who had destroyed countless dimensions, was invited by the victim’s chat skirt.

Looking at the people inside, he fell into deep thought.

Uchiha Madara: Skirt friends, my leg was broken by someone, so I can’t dance anymore!

White Beard: Don’t tell me, the taste of prison food is really amazing!

Aizen: I thought I was a lyb, but I didn’t expect there to be a lyb. The hostess, you are going to give me a cut version of the plot, right?

Sesshomaru: He came up and said he was my father, can I bear that? The seven wolves didn’t hurt me at all!

Skirt owner Qiu Zixi: No, the plot is not like this!

Master of Malaysia fisted the tall buildings!

Master Xiao Ma is walking in the air!

Master Ren takes the palm of the river!

A genius school flower becomes a fiancee!

Ding! Naruto joins the group.

Ding! Sasuke joins the group.

Ding! Qin Shihuang joined the group.

Ding! Aizen joins the group.

Ding! Shanks joins the group.

…

Accidentally die, travel through parallel worlds, become the leader of the red envelope chat group of the heavens, and travel to the heavens, invincible!

PS: Friends of Shuhuang, you can read the old book “Super Red Envelope Fairy Group”.

The son of Shimotsuki Ushimaru who traveled to Wano Country, trained for 18 years, and awakened the most useless devil fruit "Silence Fruit".

He participated in the struggle of the Straw Hat Pirates in Alabasta and was invited by Luffy to become the vice-captain.

As Zoro's uncle, Shikotsuki Shikamaru began to teach Zoro swordsmanship.

Follow the adventure, finally defeat Kaido and retake Wano Country.

Traveled to the world of Elden Ring and became a nameless fader.

Originally, I thought that as a traveler, I could be like a fish in water after knowing the plot, but I never thought that everything was far from as simple as imagined.

The death of the first wife Mei Mutou, the stubborn teacher Se Lian always yearned for the starry sky.

After experiencing reincarnation and suffering, all this still cannot be solved.

However, at the beginning of a new reincarnation, I suddenly joined an incredible chat group.

V: "Welcome to join us, my friend."

Group Joy: "Newcomer, do you want to have some fun with Aha, ahahaha!"

Magical Girl Recruitment: "Newcomer-san, come and sign a contract to become a magical girl, and any wish of yours can be fulfilled."

Aizen: "I am the captain of the fifth division, Aizen Sosuke, welcome to join us."

Neet-ji: "Oh, it's a newcomer! Do you play Genshin Impact?"

Fire Keeper: "Excuse me, respected king, are you interested in coming to Lothric to take on the responsibility of passing on the fire and become an excellent fire king?"

"......."

Am I on a black car?

What should I do?

Waiting online, it's urgent....

Wait, did the old thief update the DLC? !