Finally, I traveled through the world of immortality and succeeded in cultivating immortality, but you said that I will die in eight years?

Impossible, absolutely impossible, how could I die eight years from now if I was so handsome.

Wang Li, who had traveled through the world of cultivating immortals for many years and worked diligently to cultivate immortals, originally thought that he could break out of the world of cultivating immortals. As a result, the old Taoist in Fangshi told him that he would die in eight years?

Fortunately at the critical moment, the simulator starts.

A different talent entry is obtained for each simulation.

Son of the Damned: You will be unlucky all your life, and you will be unlucky to kill your creatures.

Horror Resurrection: Your presence, will attract something terrible.

The protagonist's halo: Your presence, making the creatures around you appear like idiots.

[Simulation, fantasy, multiple women, incredible comprehension]

After traveling to the world of cultivating immortals, Gao Yang started as a menial disciple in the Heyun Sect, but his inner sect senior sister had a somewhat eccentric temperament.

Just when he was unable to bear it any longer, Gao Yang obtained a marriage simulation system.

In the second year, you successfully passed the outer sect competition and became an outer sect disciple. You felt that your senior sister was looking at you with a fiery gaze.

[In the fourth year, you successfully established your foundation and became an inner disciple. You felt the gaze behind you was as if it was about to kill you.]

As long as he gained marriage points in the simulation, he could redeem them for simulation rewards, so Gao Yang's heart gradually moved...

Lin Fan had cultivated for more than sixty years, yet he remained stuck at the third layer of Qi Refining. His talent was abysmal, and the path of immortal cultivation seemed endlessly out of reach.

Just when he was about to give up cultivation and go down the mountain to marry, he unexpectedly activated the Cultivation Simulation System. From that moment on, he stepped onto a strange yet unstoppable road of cultivation:

Every time he took a wife, he would gain one chance to run a “Cultivation Simulation,” obtaining techniques, skills, and cultivation progress.

Every additional child would grant spiritual root enhancements to that child, becoming a new source of strength for the family.

The system even came with an infinite storage space—though it couldn’t store living creatures, it could hold vast amounts of cultivation resources.

Relying on this simulation system, Lin Fan gradually grew stronger, step by step, walking toward eternal life and invincibility—while his children and descendants spread across every corner of the cultivation world.

<A non-clichéd novel, a villainous story> You transmigrate to a cultivation world and start as a death squad member. You're going to die tomorrow. What should you do?

Luckily, I have a cultivation simulator!

The Cultivation Simulator is now available.

Currently available talents: 'Dragon God Bloodline' (red), 'Human Sacred Body' (red), 'Child of Destiny' (red)

[Do you wish to select the following talents to begin simulation and solidify?]

Lin Fan: Only children make choices; I want them all.

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Summary: Huang Yueping traveled through the Tianling Continent for fifteen years, only to finally discover the Life Simulator system? Fifteen years! Fifteen years! Do you know what it's like to be an orphan? I was humiliated every day. If only I hadn't been so resolute!

[Simulator + Myriad Worlds + Spiritual Resurrection]

Nan Zhu contracted a strange disease.

The doctor told him he had only three months to live.

[Ding, the Happy Life Simulator System has been connected]

[Please start your first simulation]

...

[You died, you died in front of your sister]

[Your sister went mad]

...

Through simulation after simulation, Nan Zhu successfully experienced different lives.

Until one day, while still asleep, Nan Zhu suddenly felt someone in his arms.

Swordswoman: "Brother, this time, I won't lose you again..."

Nan Zhu: "..."

(Introduction is weak, please refer to the main text)

[In the first simulation, you traveled to the world of immortal cultivation]

[You became a refugee fleeing famine. During the escape, you saved an abandoned baby girl and became her brother]

[You depended on each other and became each other's support]

[At the end of the simulation, you protected the grown-up girl and risked your life to block many demon cultivators. You died and the light in the girl's eyes disappeared]

…

[In the second simulation, you traveled to a world where steam and magic coexist]

[You studied magic day and night and were obsessed with the study of magic. When you went out one day, you met a demon girl with impure blood who was living on the street. You took her in as a student]

[You taught the witch what human nature is, took her to feel the beauty of the world, and cultivated her into a miracle beyond the gods]

[At the end of the simulation, you died of old age in front of the nearly immortal witch due to the limited lifespan of mortals]

…

Simulation after simulation, encounter after encounter.

Xu Xi suddenly felt something was wrong: "Wait, what's the matter with you coming to the real world to find me?"

[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]

The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.

"System, start the next simulation."

[Ding, drawing a random talent.]

[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]

[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]

[Life Simulation Begins]

On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.

Outside the simulator.

Xu Chuan's face darkened.

"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"

...

——

"System, start the next simulation!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]

[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]

"..."

——

Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.

Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"

"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]

[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]

...

Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"

——

"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"

"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"

[Simulator + Decisive Action + 99% Simulation]

Li Chen transmigrated and became a porter in a small镖局 (bodyguard agency) in the martial arts world.

The escort mission was robbed, and the bandits had their knives to their necks—Ding! [Life Simulator] Activated:

"Ten taels of silver for a simulated life choice!"

[First Simulation]

You diligently practiced the Five Animal Frolics for many years, yet you did not die; instead, you died tragically in the street, inheriting: ten years of experience in the Five Animal Frolics plus a few taels of silver.

[Fifth Simulation]

You risked stealing the Innate Breakthrough Pill, only to be hacked to pieces by the auction house guards. Your inheritance includes: a half-step Innate Physique + the Innate Breakthrough Pill.

[Tenth Simulation]

You spent half your life searching to become a disciple of the Qingyun Sect, only to be killed by a single palm strike from an immortal during the spiritual root test due to your "mortal impurities."

Inherited: Innate Grandmaster Realm True Qi + Thirty Spirit Stones

[After the 100th simulation]

Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation, wrapped in the wrath of Heaven, crashed down, intending to kill this "rebel." He raised his eyes and smiled lightly, twisting the Dao principles into chess pieces and sending them into the void. He flicked his sleeve to unfold the simulator's light screen, and with a light tap of his fingertip: "The Celestial Court is the board, and all living beings are the pieces... Let's simulate the collapse of the Celestial Court in this game."

Once time-traveling, Ji Zheng became a dragon locked under the lock dragon well. Facing the revival of aura, he silently clicked his golden finger...

......

[On the first day, you were in the ancient well and began to struggle.]

[On the 19th day, you struggle too much, you are tired to death!]

[Ninth day, in the process of walking, you were killed by the dragon sword under the bridge, and you died!]