A poor, down on his luck kitchen hand, Ye Fei was this close to thinking about sleeping with his landlady to avoid paying rent for his shabby little apartment when he was suddenly electrocuted while trying to turn on the lights.

Unexpectedly, he did not die. Instead, a strange voice appeared in his head, “Divine Culinary Broadcasting System has successfully bonded with the host.”

Excuse me, who are you? Why are you living rent-free in my head?!

Wait, where did that new laptop come from? Also, a 24-hour unlimited Internet access?

“So long as Host performs your task well, the System shall also provide rewards and care packages from time to time.”

The f*ck? Tasks? Are they like missions? Hold on, where did those ingredients come from?

Whatever, Ye Fei was too hungry to care. Let’s just follow the System’s instructions for now and hope for the best!

[Daily update at 12:00 PM every night, ING~ 15,000 nutrient solution updates already sent, 21,000 next time~] In the interstellar era, a family of ferocious beasts, who hadn't had a cub for 100,000 years, received a golden egg from a divine oracle. It's said that this egg gave birth to a ferocious beast unprecedented in history...

[Ratings went up right after the meeting!]

[Plagiarism in literature, dramas, and comics, both domestic and international; copying whatever is needed; primarily behind-the-scenes creator; low moral standards; 1vN; extremely sweet and pure enjoyment with no angst]

You have traveled to a parallel world and begun a perfect and legendary life, like a darling of the heavens!

You created "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" at the age of 11, which shocked the world of literature; you created "One Piece" at the age of 14, which amazed the world; you produced the "Attack on Titan" anime at the age of 17, which became a global phenomenon; and you also created "Spirited Away," "Howl's Moving Castle," "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes," and many more.

Your books are world-class classics that have stood the test of time; your songs have pioneered new paths in the Chinese entertainment industry; your screenplays are phenomenal hits; and your movies are global money-making machines…

Countless celebrities and actors, both domestic and international, are your fans...

Xia Zuoyi transmigrated into a novel set in a medieval/Western fantasy/unrealistic world thanks to a system, becoming a beautiful and refined minor lord. She is male, likes men, and is cannon fodder in the story. Under the Mary Sue halo of the female lead, she is forced to...